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teep_ 04/20/21 1:57:52 PM #1:	I have nothing against birds, but I'm nervous around bees at the best of times... --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight <cite>teep_ posted [p:953038839] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>I have nothing against birds, but I'm nervous around bees at the best of times...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 04/20/21 1:58:38 PM #2:	Just remember the following and youll be fine: the hole is lower than you think --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:953038862] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Just remember the following and youll be fine: the hole is lower than you think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 04/20/21 2:03:23 PM #3:	It's pretty wholesome actually. It's just a fun game of taking your dick, hiding it in a little bag and then hiding that bag in a vagina. Then just taking the bag out and then hiding it again until you've then filled the bag with some more stuff. Nothing is scary about a little game of hidey-baggie. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:953039014] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>It's pretty wholesome actually. It's just a fun game of taking your dick, hiding it in a little bag and then hiding that bag in a vagina. Then just taking the bag out and then hiding it again until you've then filled the bag with some more stuff. Nothing is scary about a little game of hidey-baggie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 04/20/21 2:03:26 PM #4:	Image eating out your girlfriend and bees suddenly swarm out of there. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Everything I say about myself is true. I never lie. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:953039016] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Image eating out your girlfriend and bees suddenly swarm out of there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 04/20/21 2:06:43 PM #5:	the sound of sex is very much like a bustling beehive, so I understand your concerns --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:953039136] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>the sound of sex is very much like a bustling beehive, so I understand your concerns</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 04/20/21 2:07:02 PM #6:	Duncanwii posted... Image eating out your girlfriend and bees suddenly swarm out of there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:953039150] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>Image eating out your girlfriend and bees suddenly swarm out of there.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 04/20/21 2:07:53 PM #7:	Jiek_Fafn posted... hidey-baggie lol Heidi B. Aggie --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:953039183] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>hidey-baggie</quote> lol Heidi B. Aggie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 04/20/21 2:08:41 PM #8:	There's literal stabbing and sometimes blood involved No thanks --- Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:953039210] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>There's literal stabbing and sometimes blood involved No thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 04/20/21 2:21:41 PM #9:	Duncanwii posted... Image eating out your girlfriend and bees suddenly swarm out of there. Imagine you're inside of her and bees crawl into and up your penis and into your scrotum and then build a hive there and it gets so big that it chokes out your testicles, causing them to atrophy and then the bees feed the dead testicular tissue to their larvae and for the rest of your life, you have no balls but instead a massive bee hive in your sack... and when you orgasm, you ejaculate bees instead of semen! --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:953039672] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Image eating out your girlfriend and bees suddenly swarm out of there.</quote> Imagine you're inside of her and bees crawl into and up your penis and into your scrotum and then build a hive there and it gets so big that it chokes out your testicles, causing them to atrophy and then the bees feed the dead testicular tissue to their larvae and for the rest of your life, you have no balls but instead a massive bee hive in your sack... and when you orgasm, you ejaculate bees instead of semen! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 04/20/21 2:33:35 PM #10:	So where do the birds fit in? --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight <cite>teep_ posted [p:953040024] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>So where do the birds fit in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 04/20/21 2:35:19 PM #11:	teep_ posted... So where do the birds fit in? They want to eat the bees so they will peck and bite at your scrotum to try and rip it open to get to the delicious bees in the hive. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:953040072] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted...</cite> <quote>So where do the birds fit in?</quote> They want to eat the bees so they will peck and bite at your scrotum to try and rip it open to get to the delicious bees in the hive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 04/20/21 2:38:00 PM #12:	The further I read in this topic, the worse it got... --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:953040155] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>The further I read in this topic, the worse it got... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I Like Toast 04/20/21 2:38:23 PM #13:	NoxObscuras posted... The further I read in this topic, the worse it got... virgin alert --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all https://mikelikesthis.net the blog no one asked for is back <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:953040172] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>The further I read in this topic, the worse it got...</quote> virgin alert </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 04/20/21 2:39:46 PM #14:	Dude dude it's not actual bees. That's just a euphemism that refers to the very loud buzzing that occurs in one's head during sex. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:953040220] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Dude dude it's not actual bees. That's just a euphemism that refers to the very loud buzzing that occurs in one's head during sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 04/20/21 2:40:17 PM #15:	NoxObscuras posted... The further I read in this topic, the worse it got... Don't blame me. Duncan started it >_> --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:953040242] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted...</cite> <quote>The further I read in this topic, the worse it got... </quote> Don't blame me. Duncan started it >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 04/20/21 2:40:39 PM #16:	CyricZ posted... Dude dude it's not actual bees. That's just a euphemism that refers to the very loud buzzing that occurs in one's head during sex. the birds refers to the high pitched chirping both parties engage in during orgasm, right? --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:953040250] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite> <quote>Dude dude it's not actual bees. That's just a euphemism that refers to the very loud buzzing that occurs in one's head during sex.</quote> the birds refers to the high pitched chirping both parties engage in during orgasm, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeautifulBlaze 04/20/21 2:40:57 PM #17:	Maybe sex with you is just terrifying. --- https://imgur.com/6MpDU9H https://imgur.com/VLIVK3B https://imgur.com/fvIsIB1 https://imgur.com/8lDngl8 <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:953040259] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Maybe sex with you is just terrifying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 04/20/21 2:44:22 PM #18:	Master Kazuya posted... lol Heidi B. Aggie lol --- https://imgur.com/O5APL http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:953040350] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>Master Kazuya posted... </cite> <quote>lol Heidi B. Aggie</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 04/20/21 2:50:37 PM #19:	littlebro07 posted... the birds refers to the high pitched chirping both parties engage in during orgasm, right? No those are actual birds. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:953040515] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>the birds refers to the high pitched chirping both parties engage in during orgasm, right?</quote>No those are actual birds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 04/20/21 3:31:03 PM #20:	Machete posted... They want to eat the bees so they will peck and bite at your scrotum to try and rip it open to get to the delicious bees in the hive. Das hot. --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump https://RightWingWatch.org https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats <cite>Notti posted [p:953041791] in Honestly, ... [t:79415691]...</cite> <quote><cite>Machete posted...</cite> <quote> They want to eat the bees so they will peck and bite at your scrotum to try and rip it open to get to the delicious bees in the hive.</quote> Das hot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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