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Frostmourne
04/20/21 2:13:53 AM
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Deal or No Deal


You'll have the perfect body just be really short. And you will not look like a midget.
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DespondentDeity
04/20/21 2:14:25 AM
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Its gotta be quality for me or no fuckin deal

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Chicken
04/20/21 2:16:27 AM
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you mean grow, right?

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Sictis
04/20/21 2:17:14 AM
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"The perfect body, except no."

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gunplagirl
04/20/21 2:20:05 AM
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This would be amazing <3 Like, my entire life would dramatically change for the better.

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Kobe Bryant
04/20/21 2:23:01 AM
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Hell no

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ImmatureContent
04/20/21 2:24:04 AM
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I am assuming you mean 5 feet tall. Yeah, I would take that deal. My perfect body would probably not be far off from that height, anyway.

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AwesomeFawful
04/20/21 2:26:12 AM
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Curious, what about people under 5 feet? Do they grow?

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gunplagirl
04/20/21 2:28:29 AM
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AwesomeFawful posted...
Curious, what about people under 5 feet? Do they grow?
They either shrink until they cease to exist, or it underflows and they accidentally end up like 5 Galactus tall.

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KlRBEH
04/20/21 2:43:06 AM
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Hell no

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Doe
04/20/21 2:43:36 AM
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Gruntling
04/20/21 2:45:27 AM
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Yes, I'll do it.

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haloiscoolisbak
04/20/21 2:55:49 AM
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Lol no. The main insecurity I have with my body is my height

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hoggys2much
04/20/21 2:59:27 AM
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Hells no.

I like the height I am.

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MabusIncarnate
04/20/21 3:04:34 AM
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So you have a better body but become a Trump lover >_<

Pass

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Kisai
04/20/21 3:05:01 AM
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I'd negotiate making it shorter, but I can settle with that.

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Mistere Man
04/20/21 3:25:42 AM
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ShyOx
04/20/21 3:34:11 AM
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Sictis posted...
"The perfect body, except no."

truth

I think you've gotta be within range of like above 5 feet. Even Tom Cruise is like 5'7"

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One_Day_Remains
04/20/21 3:41:07 AM
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That's literally not the perfect body then
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ThirstForBLOOD
04/20/21 3:42:43 AM
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Deal, as long as I stay in perfect shape no matter what/how much I eat. Losing a foot would suck though
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Garioshi
04/21/21 10:35:04 PM
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3 inches ain't much tbh

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/21/21 10:38:51 PM
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So like every body builder,

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modena
04/21/21 10:40:22 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
So like every body builder,
Hehe

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Xavier_On_High
04/21/21 10:41:37 PM
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So I literally become Danny Devito, but without the talent?

Where do I sign?

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nfearurspecimn
04/21/21 11:48:00 PM
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I shrink to five inches? O_o

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AP3Brain
04/21/21 11:49:16 PM
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A perfect forever youthful immortal body? Sure
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berlyman101
04/21/21 11:50:37 PM
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I'm 5'9 so girls on dating apps already see me as 5' anyway

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JTilly
04/21/21 11:51:58 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
This would be amazing <3 Like, my entire life would dramatically change for the better.
Youre body is already perfect tho gunpla

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Aitz
04/21/21 11:53:55 PM
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I am already only 5''0 so I have nothing to lose so yes

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viewmaster_pi
04/21/21 11:59:11 PM
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i become a 5 inch tall neko boy made out of strawberry shortcake? only a fool would say no

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Lost_All_Senses
04/22/21 12:01:35 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
I'm 5'9 so girls on dating apps already see me as 5' anyway

I have a feeling people who are actually 5' would strongly disagree.

But no. I'm not giving up 9 inches for no gain.

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