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Just_a_loser
03/13/21 5:05:58 PM
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scientists would study it to figure out whats wrong with it.

When humans do it, we put them on magazines.

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Flauros
03/13/21 5:06:57 PM
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AdmiralStiff
03/13/21 5:07:45 PM
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Am I a banana?

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Giant_Aspirin
03/13/21 5:10:52 PM
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even parrots are inherently unselfish and better than us in that regard

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/parrots-share-currency-help-their-pals-purchase-food-180973917/

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CanuckCowboy
03/13/21 5:14:23 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
even parrots are inherently unselfish and better than us in that regard

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/parrots-share-currency-help-their-pals-purchase-food-180973917/

Even dolphins pass the blowfish around.

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DeadBankerDream
03/13/21 5:15:39 PM
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If a monkey did anything monkeys don't normally do but humans do, like donate its store of bananas to charity, it would be studied.
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Heartomaton
03/13/21 5:17:13 PM
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Monke rise up

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CanuckCowboy
03/13/21 5:20:32 PM
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Also this is relevant.

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20180406-what-monkeys-can-teach-us-about-money

Monkeys want more too.

There was even a story about monkeys who were taught that red paint rocks were valuable and scientists observed females having sex and being given a red stone in exchange. I'm not actually sure thats 100% true though. Iirc some scientists said the sex and the stone being given were unrelated and the people in the study were just seeing it from a human perspective and not objectively interpreting the monkeys behavior.

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AdmiralStiff
03/13/21 5:21:55 PM
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Diamons hands

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PoundGarden
03/13/21 5:22:39 PM
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1. What incentive does the monkey have to share?

2. What is preventing the other monkeys from getting their own bananas?

3. Why is the successful money obligated to support the other monkeys?

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ZeroX91
03/13/21 5:36:50 PM
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Pretty sure they would be excited by the new stage of developement

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1337toothbrush
03/13/21 5:43:06 PM
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kg88222
03/13/21 5:47:30 PM
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The world we live in. Especially this internet world where anyone can create a website and state their opinions like fact and make tons of money when there opinion is really no different than anyone else who doesn't do that and doesn't make a dime because they refuse to lie.
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GodzillaFAQS
03/13/21 5:47:56 PM
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Monkes are what's wrong with the world and on March 25th I will end their threat once and for all.

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gafemaqs
03/13/21 5:49:29 PM
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https://youtu.be/gzRy-pvwdL0

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kg88222
03/13/21 5:51:42 PM
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Monkees hanging from trees making fools of themselves as they rake in the money is the problem.
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