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UnfairRepresent
03/08/21 11:29:29 AM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from appearance to personality to career.

Except for the fact the only video games she likes are the Resident Evil franchise. She owns all of them and has a ton of mods for the ones on PC.

So you'll be talking about games one day and she'll be like:

"Pokemon? [Your favorite game]? Zelda? I never really got the appeal, they're like Creed songs. All the same.

Why don't we play a great 2 player game like Revelations 2, Umbrella Chronicles or Resident Evil 5? Or you could watch me do a Madhouse speedrun of Resident Evil 7? My PB is 1.39:12."

When you're playing a non Resident Evil game, she'll be really bored/disinterested and either leave the room or be like "Can't we play something fun instead? Like Resident Evil 6? I'll even let you be Sherry."

She's in the 90th percentile of the leaderboards on every single Resident Evil game that has them.



Could you date her?

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Try_Another___
03/08/21 11:30:52 AM
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Sure

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Shablagoo
03/08/21 11:32:50 AM
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I thought there was supposed to be a downside in topics like these.

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darkprince45
03/08/21 11:33:19 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
I thought there was supposed to be a downside in topics like these.


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FortuneCookie
03/08/21 11:34:21 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


Could you date her?

I've always been partial to Ada Wong. I think I could be a Jill fan too if she looked like that.
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AurochSpirit
03/08/21 11:36:18 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
I thought there was supposed to be a downside in topics like these.

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UnfairRepresent
03/08/21 11:36:18 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I've always been partial to Ada Wong. I think I could be a Jill fan too if she looked like that.


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FortuneCookie
03/08/21 11:44:19 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


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ToadallyAwesome
03/08/21 11:46:30 AM
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Honestly she isnt perfect then. Variety is the spice of life and I couldnt deal with someone that would have that kinda tunnel vision.

If she could handle me playing other games without complaining and we can game in peace together then thats different.

Also Resident Evil 6? Really?

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Garlands_Soul
03/08/21 11:47:29 AM
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Why not? Lot's of people have kinda pigeon-holed interests. I know I do.

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Gobstoppers12
03/08/21 11:50:00 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
When you're playing a non Resident Evil game, she'll be really bored/disinterested and either leave the room or be like "Can't we play something fun instead? Like Resident Evil 6? I'll even let you be Sherry."
Nope. This attitude would grate on me after a little while.

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UnfairRepresent
03/08/21 12:19:52 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
Honestly she isnt perfect then.

Perfect girl BUT

If she could handle me playing other games without complaining and we can game in peace together then thats different.

If she's there she'd either leave the room or complain


Also Resident Evil 6? Really?

She loves all the Resident Evils. Even Resistance, Umbrella Corps and Dead Aim.

She just loves Resident Evil

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UnfairRepresent
03/09/21 1:57:11 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Nope. This attitude would grate on me after a little while.

Most of CE doesn't seem to mind

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mach25687
03/09/21 2:06:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from appearance to personality to career.

Except for the fact the only video games she likes are the Resident Evil franchise. She owns all of them and has a ton of mods for the ones on PC.

So you'll be talking about games one day and she'll be like:

"Pokemon? [Your favorite game]? Zelda? I never really got the appeal, they're like Creed songs. All the same.

Why don't we play a great 2 player game like Revelations 2, Umbrella Chronicles or Resident Evil 5? Or you could watch me do a Madhouse speedrun of Resident Evil 7? My PB is 1.39:12."

When you're playing a non Resident Evil game, she'll be really bored/disinterested and either leave the room or be like "Can't we play something fun instead? Like Resident Evil 6? I'll even let you be Sherry."

She's in the 90th percentile of the leaderboards on every single Resident Evil game that has them.



Could you date her?
Hell, yea I would date her while she plays them all over and over with Super best friends LP of these games in the background. Also, more pics of her.

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pfh1001
03/09/21 3:42:57 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


I'm buying the ring already.
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UnfairRepresent
03/09/21 1:25:12 PM
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She's also okay with Marvel vs Capcom 3 so long as she's playing as RE characters

But she prefers Resident Evil

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Shablagoo
03/09/21 1:26:50 PM
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Id play RE5 with her all day, GOAT co-op game.

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garan
03/09/21 4:38:57 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Id play RE5 with her all day, GOAT co-op game.


Yeah, it is really fun. Not nearly as great with the AI, sadly.
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Wii_Shaker
03/09/21 8:43:41 PM
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She sounds incredible. I've always thought that black cosplayer's Jill was sexy too.

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Dark_SilverX
03/09/21 8:54:27 PM
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Literally the perfect woman.

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divot1338
03/09/21 8:58:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What an odd tactical stance. Ill be in my bunk.

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UnfairRepresent
03/09/21 11:15:41 PM
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divot1338 posted...
What an odd tactical stance. Ill be in my bunk.
She's doubling as a croquet hoop

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Flauros
03/09/21 11:21:58 PM
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Garioshi
03/10/21 1:30:11 PM
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Finally, a worthy RE6 coop partner

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UnfairRepresent
03/10/21 5:18:52 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Finally, a worthy RE6 coop partner
Who would you play as?

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AvantgardeAClue
03/10/21 5:24:00 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Id play RE5 with her all day, GOAT co-op game.


RE6 is better for co-op. *fkees*

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Garioshi
03/10/21 5:44:46 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Who would you play as?
Leon, Piers, Jake, and Agent

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