Current Events > Scenario: Your sister is engaged to the Mysterious Merchant from Resident Evil 4

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UnfairRepresent 02/14/21 2:09:33 PM #1:	Would it? Yes, a wise choice mate! No, that guy will penetrate just about anything. Would it? - Results (16 votes) Yes, a wise choice mate! 75% (12 votes) 12 No, that guy will penetrate just about anything. 25% (4 votes) 4 You've found out that your younger sister was proposed to by her boyfriend and she said yes. You're going to over to visit her and finally meet your soon to be brother-in-law for the first time. You hug your sister upon arrival when you meet up and she tells you to wait one moment. She tells you that he'll be here in a minute and she just has to make a quick phone call. Moments later you hear "Over here, stranger." and turn around to see a mysterious Merchant talking from the other side of a window. You're about to go over and tell him to jolly well clear off as you're about to meet your sisters fiance and don't want to deal with some creepy salesman right now. When suddenly your sister comes back and excitedly goes "Oh! There he is! Right on time as usual! Big brother, meet my fiance. Isn't he great!?" He pulls back his jacket and reveals several pockets full various items including wedding invitations. One of which has your name on it. He noticed that you noticed "I see you have an eye for things, gotta selection of good things stranger." "Yeah he's an independant salesman. Sells antiques and hobby equipment. He used to live in Europe but moved here after businsess dried up during Covid and that's how we met. I'm so glad he did, I've never been happier!" Your girlfriend beams, showing off her engagement ring flush with 3 beautful colored jewels. "Heh heh heh. Thank you." The Merchant says as they hold hands with his free hand while he keeps his jacket open with the other. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950632898] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote> Would it? Yes, a wise choice mate! No, that guy will penetrate just about anything. Vote View Results Would it? - Results (16 votes) Yes, a wise choice mate! 75% (12 votes) 12 No, that guy will penetrate just about anything. 25% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form You've found out that your younger sister was proposed to by her boyfriend and she said yes. You're going to over to visit her and finally meet your soon to be brother-in-law for the first time. You hug your sister upon arrival when you meet up and she tells you to wait one moment. She tells you that he'll be here in a minute and she just has to make a quick phone call. Moments later you hear "Over here, stranger." and turn around to see a mysterious Merchant talking from the other side of a window. You're about to go over and tell him to jolly well clear off as you're about to meet your sisters fiance and don't want to deal with some creepy salesman right now. When suddenly your sister comes back and excitedly goes "Oh! There he is! Right on time as usual! Big brother, meet my fiance. Isn't he great!?" He pulls back his jacket and reveals several pockets full various items including wedding invitations. One of which has your name on it. He noticed that you noticed "I see you have an eye for things, gotta selection of good things stranger." "Yeah he's an independant salesman. Sells antiques and hobby equipment. He used to live in Europe but moved here after businsess dried up during Covid and that's how we met. I'm so glad he did, I've never been happier!" Your girlfriend beams, showing off her engagement ring flush with 3 beautful colored jewels. "Heh heh heh. Thank you." The Merchant says as they hold hands with his free hand while he keeps his jacket open with the other. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 02/14/21 2:10:11 PM #2:	Is this taking place in Resident Evil, UK or Resident Evil, US? --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:950632924] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>Is this taking place in Resident Evil, UK or Resident Evil, US?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloofHermit 02/14/21 2:28:58 PM #4:	no only i can have my sister --- Steam/PSN:AloofHermit http://error1355.com/ce/Gunpo.html <cite>AloofHermit posted [p:950633516] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>no only i can have my sister </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 02/14/21 2:29:30 PM #5:	well, at least its not the jackass from dark souls that likes to push you off ledges. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:950633536] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>well, at least its not the jackass from dark souls that likes to push you off ledges. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Itachi157 02/14/21 2:30:57 PM #6:	nothanks1 posted... Is this taking place in Resident Evil, UK or Resident Evil, US? Resident Evil, Spain <cite>Itachi157 posted [p:950633586] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Is this taking place in Resident Evil, UK or Resident Evil, US?</quote> Resident Evil, Spain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 02/14/21 2:32:36 PM #7:	What's the downside? heheheheheheh --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:950633644] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>What's the downside? heheheheheheh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbyakaZ 02/14/21 2:35:09 PM #8:	What are ya sellin'? --- https://www.twitch.tv/mattthehat I stream Beat Saber Monday-Friday at midnight PST! You can request songs for me to dance to, even the Kirby Dance! <cite>kirbyakaZ posted [p:950633718] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>What are ya sellin'? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/14/21 2:37:56 PM #9:	I've never even played RE4 but I still think this sounds awesome. <cite>Zikten posted [p:950633799] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>I've never even played RE4 but I still think this sounds awesome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/14/21 2:51:58 PM #10:	monkmith posted... well, at least its not the jackass from dark souls that likes to push you off ledges. Patches dude Everyone knows Patches --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950634221] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>well, at least its not the jackass from dark souls that likes to push you off ledges.</quote>Patches dude Everyone knows Patches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 02/14/21 2:53:06 PM #11:	Itachi157 posted... Resident Evil, Spain Is it the UK version or the USA version? --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:950634252] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>Itachi157 posted...</cite> <quote> Resident Evil, Spain </quote> Is it the UK version or the USA version?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/14/21 3:26:34 PM #12:	Zikten posted... I've never even played RE4 but I still think this sounds awesome. Wouldn't you just be confused? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950635323] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>I've never even played RE4 but I still think this sounds awesome.</quote>Wouldn't you just be confused? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/14/21 4:33:39 PM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... Wouldn't you just be confused? Well I am aware of the merchant at least. I know about him and the memes about him <cite>Zikten posted [p:950637344] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> Wouldn't you just be confused? </quote> Well I am aware of the merchant at least. I know about him and the memes about him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/14/21 7:06:30 PM #14:	Zikten posted... Well I am aware of the merchant at least. I know about him and the memes about him The character really was a precursor to memes He just turns up, everyone ignores him, no explaination and is just weird and charismatic as fuck If he was released today he'd feel like Internet bait --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950642146] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Well I am aware of the merchant at least. I know about him and the memes about him</quote>The character really was a precursor to memes He just turns up, everyone ignores him, no explaination and is just weird and charismatic as fuck If he was released today he'd feel like Internet bait </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZEROWOLF 02/14/21 7:08:39 PM #15:	I would sell my old stuff to him at a high price. Win-win. --- Sam and Robert are the hitch-hikers on the road. --Necronomicon incantation (The Evil Dead) <cite>ZEROWOLF posted [p:950642204] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>I would sell my old stuff to him at a high price. Win-win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/14/21 8:17:33 PM #16:	ZEROWOLF posted... I would sell my old stuff to him at a high price. Win-win. Wouldn't that just be taking money from your sister? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950644407] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>ZEROWOLF posted... </cite> <quote>I would sell my old stuff to him at a high price. Win-win.</quote>Wouldn't that just be taking money from your sister? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/15/21 2:20:30 PM #17:	By the way, the poll question is supposed to be "Would you approve?" Somehow my phone fucked up and I didn't notice until after I posted, so it makes no sense --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950667638] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>By the way, the poll question is supposed to be "Would you approve?" Somehow my phone fucked up and I didn't notice until after I posted, so it makes no sense </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/15/21 2:26:18 PM #18:	Only if she gets me a discount on the Chicago Typewriter --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:950667814] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>Only if she gets me a discount on the Chicago Typewriter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 02/15/21 2:29:51 PM #19:	Isn't he infected? --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:950667926] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>Isn't he infected?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/16/21 8:46:10 AM #20:	WaterLink posted... Isn't he infected? Well its hard to say He had the eyes but clearly possessed his own mind He's just so mysterious --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950692777] in Scenario: ... [t:79295026]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>Isn't he infected?</quote>Well its hard to say He had the eyes but clearly possessed his own mind He's just so mysterious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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