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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 1:28:23 PM #1: |
https://www.menshealth.com.au/turns-out-your-dentist-can-tell-if-youve-given-a-blow-job-before?category=life
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philsov 02/09/21 1:31:46 PM #2: |
"If you did it recently and you were a little bit aggressive about it ... Some individuals might have, um, bruising to the palate"
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Bio1590 02/09/21 1:31:55 PM #3: |
"I used to get these high school girls that would come in Monday morning to get their teeth cleaned, and I'd ask them how their weekend was. And they'd go, "Oh, it was fine, I didn't really do too much." And you're looking in their mouth and you're thinking, Mhmm, you did a lot more than 'not too much.' Yeah, those were the best." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 02/09/21 1:34:42 PM #5: |
Let girls blow in peace.
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 1:35:02 PM #6: |
mobilebloechel posted...
LMAFO these are the stories I come to CE for. Thank you! No problem. Lol. Saw it and knew i had to share. philsov posted... "If you did it recently and you were a little bit aggressive about it ... Some individuals might have, um, bruising to the palate" I mean that's basically just any good bj tbh. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 02/09/21 1:36:35 PM #7: |
my dentist must think i'm such a fucking loser
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Flockaveli 02/09/21 1:37:58 PM #8: |
I remember in high school biology we were doing the cheek swab microscope activity and one girl was freaked out that one of her "cheek cells" was moving. Teacher said that ain't no cheek cell, but a bodily liquid that her and her boyfriend must have plenty of fun producing.
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Fluttershy 02/09/21 1:38:01 PM #9: |
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Delta_Force 02/09/21 1:38:17 PM #10: |
I've always said that taking a girl to the dentist is the best place for a first date.
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iPhone_7 02/09/21 1:47:24 PM #11: |
Those are some rough bjs they are giving if they got bruised palates.
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 1:52:24 PM #12: |
iPhone_7 posted...
Those are some quality bjs they are giving if they got bruised palates. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 02/09/21 1:53:08 PM #13: |
Flockaveli posted...
I remember in high school biology we were doing the cheek swab microscope activity and one girl was freaked out that one of her "cheek cells" was moving. Teacher said that ain't no cheek cell, but a bodily liquid that her and her boyfriend must have plenty of fun producing. um what the FUCK --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 1:53:48 PM #14: |
The Trent posted...
um what the FUCK The most disturbing part is like.... she blew him right before class? --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 02/09/21 1:54:31 PM #15: |
the most disturbing part was the adult teacher being like "yeah it's probably because your mouth is full of sperm" but maybe i'm just way off
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 1:54:59 PM #16: |
The Trent posted...
the most disturbing part was the adult teacher being like "yeah it's probably because your mouth is full of sperm" but maybe i'm just way off Wait yeah no... thats fair. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 02/09/21 1:55:48 PM #17: |
The Trent posted...
the most disturbing part was the adult teacher being like "yeah it's probably because your mouth is full of sperm" but maybe i'm just way offWell if he looked at the slide, sperm is pretty distinct... --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 1:56:41 PM #18: |
Alteres posted...
Well if he looked at the slide, sperm is pretty distinct... If I was a teacher I wouldn't have commented. Or at least only spoken to her privately if she was really concerned. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 02/09/21 1:57:21 PM #19: |
Alteres posted...
Well if he looked at the slide, sperm is pretty distinct... okay CEman that still doesn't mean you have to say it to teenage girls like do i need to explain this why am i having to be so clear about why that's not a thing you should do i feel like everyone should just know that's not appropriate for a teacher but i guess some folks don't --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cuticrusader09 02/09/21 1:59:44 PM #20: |
Flockaveli posted...
I remember in high school biology we were doing the cheek swab microscope activity and one girl was freaked out that one of her "cheek cells" was moving. Teacher said that ain't no cheek cell, but a bodily liquid that her and her boyfriend must have plenty of fun producing. That story is so old. Didnt happen to you. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-tell-tale-swab/ --- AC - Violet on Penny. (N), Rose on Sapphire (S) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fluttershy 02/09/21 2:00:48 PM #21: |
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Alteres 02/09/21 2:02:06 PM #22: |
The Trent posted...
okay CEman that still doesn't mean you have to say it to teenage girls like do i need to explain this why am i having to be so clear about why that's not a thing you should do i feel like everyone should just know that's not appropriate for a teacher but i guess some folks don'tMaybe I just like seeing you be all serious? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 02/09/21 2:03:14 PM #23: |
My wife says this is true but that it can also be from a lollipop
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 2:03:47 PM #24: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
My wife says this is true but that it can also be from a lollipop Whew. Now I have a go to explanation. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 02/09/21 2:06:16 PM #25: |
I already gotta set up a dentist appointment anyway. Im gonna test this theory out.
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Giant_Aspirin 02/09/21 2:08:35 PM #26: |
Alteres posted...
Maybe I just like seeing you be all serious? when he gets really riled up he forgets punctuation and its funny --- Playing: A Plague Tale: Innocence; Hades; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 2:09:43 PM #27: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I already gotta set up a dentist appointment anyway. Im gonna test this theory out. *waits for someone to volunteer to help lost with this* --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FantasticAssGas 02/09/21 2:10:02 PM #28: |
In our college microbiology course we once would swab our mouths and look at the bacteria revealed. A girl here and there would opt out stating they've been with their bf before class
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Turbam 02/09/21 2:11:27 PM #29: |
What about feasting on pussy?
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Damn_Underscore 02/09/21 2:14:43 PM #30: |
CEmen now applying to dental school
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FF_Redux 02/09/21 2:17:08 PM #31: |
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philsov 02/09/21 2:18:28 PM #32: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I already gotta set up a dentist appointment anyway. Im gonna test this theory out. sup bb I can help with the prep work --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DB_Insider 02/09/21 2:20:19 PM #33: |
Fluttershy posted...
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 2:21:24 PM #34: |
Fluttershy posted...
busted (hee hee) This went over my head at first and wow I feel dumb. Lol. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 02/09/21 2:23:54 PM #35: |
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SPE 02/09/21 2:29:53 PM #36: |
This doesnt sound right?
if your deku stick is causing lesions on somebodys soft palate wouldnt it be painful for you? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 02/09/21 2:31:06 PM #37: |
This is gonna be a porn, isn't it?
"I can tell from your bruised pallet your good at giving head... Very, very good." "I forgot to mention, dentist, I don't have a way of paying for this visit." ;) "Yes, you do." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 02/09/21 2:31:47 PM #38: |
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dentist-fellatio/
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The Trent 02/09/21 2:35:18 PM #39: |
omg!
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Lost_All_Senses 02/09/21 2:36:53 PM #40: |
philsov posted...
sup bb There needs to be an understanding that you can't fall in love with me during. This would be strictly for the experiment. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaVeNII7 02/09/21 2:41:57 PM #41: |
SPE posted...
This doesnt sound right?Giving the One for All smash, its generally painful yes. --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 02/09/21 2:54:40 PM #42: |
"I used to get these high school girls that would come in Monday morning to get their teeth cleaned, and I'd ask them how their weekend was. And they'd go, "Oh, it was fine, I didn't really do too much." And you're looking in their mouth and you're thinking, Mhmm, you did a lot more than 'not too much.' Yeah, those were the best."
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Ludwig_Rinehart 02/09/21 2:59:31 PM #43: |
Damn, no wonder my wife's dentist kept high fiving me. Her boyfriend is super lucky.
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CouldBeAnAlt 02/09/21 3:01:50 PM #44: |
Why would I be hiding it?
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AsucaHayashi 02/09/21 3:04:53 PM #46: |
"Okay, here we go. Palatal petechiae. This is what it's called. If you like, let's say, sucking on a lollipop. One or two here or there, not a big deal. But let's say you like to suck on multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple lollipops all the time you got a problem." or maybe they just like lollipops................ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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philsov 02/09/21 3:18:11 PM #47: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Afterwards I promise to fall asleep within a few minutes, we're good. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 02/09/21 3:20:32 PM #48: |
philsov posted...
Afterwards I promise to fall asleep within a few minutes, we're good. Lol. Well played. Im done with this bit. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 02/09/21 4:27:00 PM #49: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dentist-fellatio/Snopes is literally some fat lady that sits on a couch all day with her fat cat --- Entropy happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 4:28:57 PM #50: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dentist-fellatio/ I feel like the mostly false is because I've seen it presented elsewhere where they don't clarify that its for a coupla days and make it sound like if you ever sucked a dick its made some slight change to your mouth forever that is detectable to dentists. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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