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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:37:44 PM
#1:


@Inviso @PrivateBiscuit1 @Tom_Bombadil @Lopen @The_Utility_Man

Nobody cares about Survivor anymore Inviso. Thank God those days are over with.

Me and The Utility Man will be binge-watching through 35 (give or take) episodes of TNA Impact.

All of these are from 2007-2008.

By "binge-watching" I mean fast forwarding through each of these episodes as fast as possible.

We'll be spending no more than 5 minutes a time on an episode with the fast forward function set to 10x speed.

Jynx, Electabuzz and Magmar (#TheUnlikelyTrio) will be watching as well.

Yay.

L3ts Go!!!111
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:38:35 PM
#2:


April 19, 2007

Jeff Jarrett just returned from Lockdown 2007 and he turns babyface. I think the first time ever in his career.

Kurt Angle comes out and picks a fight with him. Because.

Rhyno & Samoa Joe vs Chris Daniels & AJ Styles

The ref is stupid and doesn't see Chris Daniels use a weapon to win for his team.

Bobby Roode vs Chris Harris.

Main Event is Christian and Abyss vs. Dudley Boyz.

That's it. Yes. Because TNA was an 1 hour show until late 2007.

Christian who is like 5 foot 2 attacks 7 foot 2 Abyss and Abyss turns babyface. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:39:30 PM
#3:


June 7, 2007

Bobby Roode vs Jerry Lynn

Jerry Lynn loses obviously.

Sting and Chris Daniels have a backstage promo and I legit can't see anything. It's filmed entirely in the dark.

Traci Brooks vs. Gail Kim - You know the only 2 girls TNA had at the time.

Gail won with a Kelly-Kelly roll-up. I'm serious.

Da dayz before she had the Eat Defeat yo.

James Storm vs Chris Harris is the main event.

Ooh. This was fun. Easily the best thing we watched so far.

It's just too bad like 3 people probably remember who Chris Harris is.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:42:21 PM
#4:


July 19, 2007

Kurt Angle is getting a tan.

JB interviews him backstage and we spend 5 minutes of the 42 minute broadcast on Kurt Angle getting a tan.

Tag match featuring nobodies.

Christian: I'm the champion!
AJ Styles: That's right! :D

Tomko just stands there and nods his head like the shallow character development he had in wrestling.

Kurt Angle is still backstage getting a tan.

I'm serious.

Billy Gunn/B.G. James vs. Lance Hoyt/Jimmy Rave? Yawn.

Main Event is Rhyno and Chris Harris vs Christian and James Storm.

Yawn main event.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:43:48 PM
#5:


Slammiversery 2007 (2nd Half)

We are missing the first half. Oh well.

Dudley Boyz vs. Rick Steiner and Road Warrior Animal.

Chris Daniels vs. Sting

Abyss vs. Tomko

Let's skip all 3 of those matches.

Main Event is the King Of The Mountain match.

AJ vs. Christian vs. Chris Harris vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle

JB has really ugly looking KFC hair.

Chris Harris is actually really good here. I forgot all about that swinging reverse sidewalk slam finisher.

Chris Harris and Christian trade fake punches to each other.

Spot after spot after spot with the assistance of weapons. Everybody uses the ladder at some point in the match.

Angle wins.

Of course Vince hates Angle. Why u think he went to TNA in the 1st place?

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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:45:10 PM
#6:


November 29, 2007

Yay 2 hour show. Maybe not yay?

Bobby Roode is shorter than Christian. Billed 6 foot? lol no

Boring promo feud between Bobby Roode and Booker T.

Eric Young and Gail vs. Christy Hemme & Jimmy Rave. Yawn.

Eric Young and James Storm have a drinking contest.

I'm so done.

Dudley Boyz vs Jay "Jobber" Lethal and Sonjay "Jobber" Dutt

Main Event is an 8 person clutercrap tag match. We are not even bot-

*TUM closes the end show*

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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:46:24 PM
#7:


December 13, 2007

10 minute promo featuring Christian, Bobby Roode, AJ Styles and Tomko.

I guess...a slow babyface turn for Christian..? idk

Frankie Kazarian is shorter than Christian. 6 foot 1? lol no

Reilk vs. Frankie Kazarian.

..W8it. Who?

Black Reign (Goldust) comes out and attacks Kazarian. No one helps him.

Angelina & Velvet vs. Jackie Moore & Traci in a 2-minute match with Love and Sky going over.

Chris Harris vs Booker T

Chris Harris cuts a promo before the match to zero reaction. LOL

Bobby Roode vs Christian is the main event.

idk how Christian just suddenly turns Babyface. But okay.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:48:02 PM
#8:


October 25, 2007

Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash say hi to each other backstage.

AJ, Tomko, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg vs. LAX, Scott Steiner and Rick Steiner.

Mike Tenay: This is PPV quality! :D

Billy Gunn is wearing furry boots that would make Melina/Torrie Wilson blush.

A NUMBER of bad camera cuts here. Seriously.

Konnan helps LAX wins.

James Storm vs. Eric Young. Skip.

Sting vs. Kurt Angle for the 1,456th time. Okay that's a little too harsh.

But Sting is too old for us worthy of watching. Sorry.

Just a basic one-on-one match for the main event. Wait. We are done watching this show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:49:53 PM
#9:


December 27, 2007

AJ Styles: Karen Angle is so hot!
Tomko: Shut up AJ!

LMAO. Tomko actually spoke.

Christian calls out AJ for his tomfoolery and hitting on Karen Angle. LMAO.

Angle attacks AJ.

Roode vs. Booker T goes no contest.

Girl action with Angelina/Gail/Velvet vs. Roxxi/ODB/Jackie. Of course babyfaces would win.

Promo with Frankie Kazarian and some random guy. Seriously. Some random guy.

We DID NOT need to see a recap of Kurt Angle getting a tan.

End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:52:17 PM
#10:


November 15, 2007

Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash trade trash talk over the mic in the ring.

I guess because...Kevin didn't say hi properly to Kurt in the parking lot from 2 weeks ago? idk.

They fight and AJ makes the save.

LAX vs. Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave.

Lance and Jimmy get zero offense in. Zero.

Hemme distracts the ref and Jimmy rolls up Homicide for 1-2-3.

Konnan attacks Christy Hemme with a belt from behind.

:O

Male on female violence. :O

Christian and Dudleyz cut a 5 minute promo backstage we are so not watching.

Roode and Tracy vs Gail and Chris Harris. Nothing match.

Alex Shelley is 5 foot 6.

AJ: Are we still friends Tomko?
Tomko: ...>_>

Scott Hall comes out-I'm done. We are done with the show.

The only people who would care about Scott Hall in 2021 are all probably dead anyway.

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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:53:57 PM
#11:


July 12, 2007

Abyss vs. Lance Hoyt.

The highlight of the match was the GORGEOUS white dress Christy Hemme was wearing.

Abyss tries to attack Christy.

AJ and Tomko make the save. This bromance is getting a lot of screen time.

Sting evens up the odds.

Frankie Kazarian promo. Chris Harris promo.

Main event already.

Christian, AJ, Tomko & Roode vs. Angle, Samoa Joe and Dudley Boyz.

Does it really matter who wins in an 8-way tag? No.

Wait. AJ and Tomko are heels. Why did they save Christy?

Why is Christy Hemme the highlight of this episode?

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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:56:03 PM
#12:


October 18, 2007

Kurt: Tonight is shaking baby!

Karen just stands there, nodding her had in agreement. Okay then.

Kevin Nash comes out and fights with Kurt in the ring again.

Alex Shelley vs. Chris Sabin.

Because.

Bubba interrupts the match.

Turns into a tag match.

Bubba and D-Von powerbomb them through tables and the tables break right away with little impact.

Awesome Kong squashes Velvet Sky in a 30 second match.

James Storm & Bobby Roode vs. Chris Harris & Rhyno

Chris Harris despite getting pyro, gets zero reaction.

Heels win.

Lance Hoyt vs. Frankie Kazarian

Kaz wins. Nothing match. Christy looked hot though.

That's it. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:57:36 PM
#13:


November 8, 2007

Frankie Kazarian vs. Christian.

Good match. Okay it was a highlight. Out of the crap we watched it definitely was a highlight.

Gail Kim vs. Alexa Jade.

Gail obviously won over the nothing girl.

We saw snippets of Scott Hall, Jay Lethal's yawn inducing 60's retro gimmick and Kevin Nash.

End show. Seriously.
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Aecioo
02/03/21 2:58:52 PM
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 2:59:06 PM
#15:


Victory Road 2007 (Part 1)

X-Divsion spot fest. Somehow nobody got killed.

Basham Brothers vs. Billy Gunn and BG James.

The Basham's only sole appearance in TNA.

The crowd is actually chanting at the Bashams. Can't comprehend wat they saying tho.

Rhyno vs. James Storm. Skip.

Traci & Robert Roode vs. Eric Young & Gail Kim. Alright match.

Part 1 ended there.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:00:43 PM
#16:


November 1, 2007

Kevin Nash and Kurt Angle fight on the mic. Yet again.

Frankie Kazarian vs. James Storm

Kazarian wins in a roll-up.

Dudley Boyz and Shelley & Sabin trade jabs at one another.

24 minutes in and we have only one match.

Awesome Kong vs. Christy Hemme lasts 45 seconds.

Gail and Samoa Joe vs. Roode and Traci.

Traci hits a gutwrench suplex for 2.

Gail no sells the gutwrench supelx. Gail rolls up Traci for 3.

Only 3 matches and 2 ended in a roll-up and the other was 45 seconds long.

Roode and Traci yell at each other for losing.

Christian vs. Chris Harris.

Christian's real name is Jay.

Christian won with a roll-up. This time with help of the ropes.

Tomko and AJ vs. LAX. Tag titles on the line. Okay. Let's get serious here.

Styles wins for the team with a 450 Splash.

End show. Well...that saved that show at least.

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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:02:09 PM
#17:


February 21, 2008

Karen: It's always about your gold meal Kurt. NEVER ABOUT US!

No wonder these two got divorced.

AJ and Tomko vs. Billy Gunn and the other guy I keep forgetting to name.

Nothing match but, at least the ONLY storyline here with the bromance is continuing.

It's very G though. You know what G word I mean.

Jay Lethal's cringe 60's gimmick. Ugh.

Kaz vs. Reilik. I still have no idea who Reilk is.

Curry Man is dancing with Shark Boy backstage.

Main Event is Kurt vs. Booker T. There was ZERO build up to this but okay.

So that's why I won't spoil the winner. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:03:37 PM
#18:


April 17, 2008

Ugh Jay Lethal again. Boo.

Cluster crap 8 person tornado tag match.

Eric Young turns into Super Eric and he and Kaz win the tag titles.

I...totally forgot about that phase Eric had.

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace commercial.

AJ and Tomko call out Eric and Kazarian. They say it's BS they lost the tag titles.

Ooh. A story.

Jim Cornette says the title switch is legit and staying.

Awesome Kong squashes Roxxi in 2 minutes.

That's it. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:09:11 PM
#19:


September 18, 2008

Christian and AJ Styles defeat Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin in a flat-out squash 2 minute match.

Jim Cornette and Traci Brooks talking backstage.

Jay Lethal's 60 gimmick vs. Booker T match and Jay Lethal doesn't have a lot friends in TNA.

Why u think he went to Ring Of Honor? Skip.

Jarrett and Angle fight on the mic for 20 minutes. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:10:16 PM
#20:


May 29, 2008

So Cal Val: Ace Young from American Idol is going to sing for me at Jay Lethal's wedding! :D

Who?

Angelina vs. Roxxi.

Velvet distracts the ref. Angelina wins with the lights out STO. Heel tactic win.

Awesome Kong defeats Leva Bates (Blue Pants) in a 2 minute squash.

Yes 2 Knockouts matches in a row.

Tomko is backstage with JB.

Tomko: AJ is not talking to me after losing the titles to Eric and Kaz!
JB: That's right.
Tomko: After everything I did for that kid?

lol isn't AJ Styles 29 years old and has a kid of his own on the way lol

lol just lol

Christian vs. Tomko. 15 minute match. Decent. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:11:29 PM
#21:


April 24, 2008

Dudley Boyz vs. Reilik and Black Reign (Goldust)

Dudleyz win clean in 3 minutes.

Kurt Angle whines backstage. Like he always does.

Christian and Rhyno defeat Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley clean in 2 minutes.

Sigh.

Jim Cornette and the entire Knockouts Roster come out to promote the Loser Gets Head Shaved Battle Royal match at Sacrfice.

Roxxi got her head shaved. I spoiled that because me and TUM don't have the PPV here.

Booker T and Sting vs. Bobby Roode and James Storm?

Skip.

Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe. Yawn. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:12:24 PM
#22:


Bound For Glory 2008 (Part 2)

Only 2 matches for Part 2.

Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett

Sting vs. Samoa Joe

Sorry. W'ere done. Only 2 matches.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:13:30 PM
#23:


August 21, 2008

Hernandez (of LAX) vs. Bobby Roode

Hernandez won with a simple gorilla press slam.

AJ Styles steals Kurt Angle's medal backstage.

I think the romance between AJ and Karen got dropped. Thank God.

Rhyno wins over Booker T clean in a so-so match.

Eric Young and Curry Man and Shark boy backstage. It's clearly Chris Daniels's voice. He doesn't even attempt to hide it.

Awesome Kong defeats Gail Kim in a very good 6 minute match.

Gail would never be seen again until 2011.

Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles ladder match.

AJ Styles won via getting distracted by Jeff Jarrett's music and Kurt Angle cries over the loss. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:15:02 PM
#24:


Final Resolution 2008 (Part 1)

LAX vs. Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave.

Christy Hemme looks hot in blue.

LAX win with a border toss of the top rope.

Black Reign vs. Kaz

Yawn. Next.

Awesome Kong vs. Gail Kim

Gail Kim wins in a pitty roll-up. Because creative can't think of Kong to lose other than a roll-up.

Final Resolution 2008 (Part 2)

Amazingly we have both parts of the PPV. Thanks TUM! :D

Roode and Traci vs. Booker T and Sharmell.

Booker T and Sharmell win.

Roode attacks Sharmell from behind and cross chops her. Yes at the male vs. female violence.

Jay Lethal. Skip.

AJ and Tomko vs. Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash for the tag titles (this aired before AJ and Tomko lost them to Eric & Kaz)

Not watching because I already know AJ and Tomko lose the titles to Super Eric and Kaz. Sorry.

Eric Young and James Storm drink backstage and Eric Young has 6 pack abs. Very "g" word.

lol 2008 lol

Angle vs. Christian main event. Again? Not watching. Next. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:16:05 PM
#25:


January 3, 2008

Knockouts Gauntlet Match to determine the "knockout rankings"

This was promptly forgotten about and never mentioned again 13 years later.

ODB won.

Tyson Tomko and Kurt Angle have an in-ring mic segment.

Tyson pie faces and shoves Kurt and Kurt doesn't rebuke and fight back. Karen just stands there.

Kinda funny segment.

Gauntlet match featuring the "X-Divsion rankings"

Petey Williams won.

Heavyweight "rankings" gauntlet match.

Christian won.

Nothing episode. This show was clearly taped for the Holiday 2008 season.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:17:14 PM
#26:


Destination X 2008 (Part 1)

Dudley Boyz vs. Curry Man and Shark Boy

Well, at least the match-ups are fresh and preventing us from totally skipping these (for the most part)

I'm (mostly Preston) getting carpal tunnel fast forwarding through these matches. Shoot.

Shark Boy gives Bubba the stunner. Is..that his finisher? They win.

Bobby Roode is tired of Traci and fires her and announces her replacement. Ms. Payton Banks (aka Rain in Shimmer)

Roode vs. Booker T. Skip. Now THIS I've seen a million times already.

James Storm vs. Rhino. Ehh.

End of Part 1. We don't have Part 2.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:18:55 PM
#27:


March 6, 2008

Jim Cornette is yelling to the crowd. Yayz.

AJ Styles vs. Kevin Nash. Why? Because shut up.

IDC who won.

Jay Lethal and So Cal Val are backstage. Even worse.

Shark Boy and Curry Man segment. Shark Boy is on the mic.

First time I've EVER heard Shark Boy speak.

His voice is like a mix of AJ Styles/Chris Daniels.

Hick but, at least he doesn't say y'all or generic Texan slang during the segment.

They challenge Dudley Boyz at Destination X.

Samoa Joe vs. Tomko. Tomko wins via DQ when Samoa Joe used the chair.

Awesome Kong squashes Salinas in 2 minutes.

Christian vs Kurt in a cage match.

The cage added nothing to the match or feud. Yawn. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:20:39 PM
#28:


March 13, 2008

Christian and Tomko yell at each other in the ring.

AJ comes out. Oh sh-

AJ and Tomko team up to beat up Christian. Well at least THE bromance (the ONLY story going on TNA isn't ending quite yet)

Kazarian vs. Kurt Angle

Kazarian taps.

Lance, Jimmy and Hemme vs. LAX and Salinas.

Hernandez gives Jimmy Rave a VERY SCARY looking german suplex. Gross.

Christy pins Salinas with a Guitar Hero guitar when the ref was distracted.

Angelina and Velvet attack Roxxi backstage and give her a makeover. Oh boy.

AJ and Tomko vs. Christian and Kevin Nash is the main event.

Christian pins AJ with the frog splash.

Tomko attacks Christian after the match because Tomko loves his boyfriend. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:21:59 PM
#29:


Lockdown 2008 (Part 1)

Jay Lethal. Skip.

Knockouts Cage Match. Roxxi pins Angelina clean with an Voodoo Drop (basically a hammerlock spinebuster)

Cluster crap 16 person tag cage match. I'm not kidding. We are not even bothering.

Super Eric and Kaz by the work of God retain the titles.

Awesome Kong and Raisha vs. Gail and ODB. It was okay.

End of Part 1. We'll get to Part 2 later. We have it.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:23:24 PM
#30:


January 10, 2008

Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin win over Senshi and Elix Skipper. Who and who? Yeah that's right.

Bobby Roode calls out Traci Brooks.

Payton Banks wastes no time attacking Traci setting up a match between the two at Against All Odds coming up soon.

LAX vs. Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave again. Girls at ringside.

Homicide wins for the team with a veterbreaker. Disgusting finisher.

Tomko defeats Shark Boy in a 2 minute squash.

Gail Kim vs. Awesome Kong. This time not a squash.

Awesome Kong wins with a powerbomb and becoming the TNA Knockouts Champion.

End show.

(Gail's last match until 2011 was already covered)
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:24:29 PM
#31:


February 7, 2008

Awesome Kong squashes Traci Brooks in 90 seconds.

Black Reign (Goldust) vs. Kaz in a Contract On A Pole Match.

Kaz takes a nasty drop off the top rope and falls head first. Ewww.

Kaz wins. What the contact is for? Who knows. Only creative.

Homicide vs. Johnny Devine (debut)

Homicide wins with the vertebreaker and Dudley Boyz comes out and attack Homicide. Hernandez makes the save.

Jimmy Rave and Lance Hoyt vs. Shark Boy and Curry Man

Curry Man's finisher is the Burning Hammer and he and Shark Boy win. Yay.

Christian vs. Judas Meisash (who?)

AJ and Tomko observe the match from the ramp.

Christian wins with the unprettier.

End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:26:24 PM
#32:


Lockdown 2008 (Part 2)

Hayz we got Part 2.

Booker T and Sharmell vs. Bobby Roode and Payton Banks (Rain from Shimmer)

Sharmell pins Payton with a Kelly Kelly roll-up. Of course. LOL

Oh jesus christ 10 person cluster match.

Tomko, AJ, James Storm and Dudley Boyz vs. Christian, Rhino, Sting, Kevin Nash and Matt Morgan.

Pass.

Main Event. World title between Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle.

Most of the feud was bland fluff. Skip.

End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:27:44 PM
#33:


Against All Odds 2008 (Part 1)

AJ and Tomko vs. Billy Gunn and Road Dogg aka BG James. Okay I got that gag right for once.

AJ and Tomko win to keep the bromance storyline continuing.

Traci Brooks vs. Ms. Payton Banks.

Very fun female match. Traci wins with a Kelly Kelly roll-up.

Scott Steiner vs. Petey Williams. Nothing match.

James Storm vs. Eric Young (no Super Eric). Nothing match.

Awesome Kong vs. ODB for about 4 minutes and Awesome Kong wins with a powerbomb.

End of Part 1. We don't have Part 2.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:29:06 PM
#34:


February 28, 2008

Booker T and Payton Banks fight on the mic. She says Bobby Roode isn't here tonight.

Petey Williams wins over Sonjay Dutt with the Canadian Destroyer. Sick.

Dudley Boyz vs. Shark Boy and Curry Boy goes no contest. Just brawling with each other for 4 minutes. Uneventful.

Bobby Roode actually shows up and requests a fight with Booker T.

Wasn't an actual match. Just a segment. lol

Awesome Kong squashes Angelina Love in 30 seconds. This gag just doesn't end.

Angelina Love nearly pops a breast implant. Jesus.

Velvet: Come on Angelina! Come on baby!

LMAO

Kurt Angle vs. Kevin Nash is the main event. Yawn. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:31:50 PM
#35:


January 31, 2008

Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave vs. Scott Steiner and Petey Williams.

I think Rick Steiner was just a one time appearance. Ehh.

Scott Steiner walks out on Petey and Jimmy and Lance won. Jerk.

LAX vs. Billy Gunn and Road Dogg BG James

Very quick match. LAX win.

Brock Lesnar promo. Pointless promo.

Judas Mesisah (who?) vs. Random Jobber. Judas wins.

Roxxi vs. Angelina vs. ODB 3-way match. This is THE first 3-way match me and TUM are watching.

Wow.

Angelina Love seduces the ref and ODB hits the powerslam on Roxxi.

Angelina slides under the ref and the ref fast counts for the 1-2-3.

This would be promptly dropped and the seeds to this storyline was never mentioned again.

Sonjay, Eric Young and Traci vs. Bobby Roode, James Storm & Payton Banks.

Wasn't an actual match. Just brawling.

Tomko vs. Kurt Angle with AJ as the referee in the main event.

YAAAASSS. The bromance is continuing. Finally.

Kurt knocks AJ out as Tomko rolled out of Kurt's Ankle Lock submission.

Christian hits Angle with the title belt and Tomko wins with a TKO as AJ staggers back up.

Karen Angle yells at Tomko. End show.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:33:49 PM
#36:


January 17, 2008

Last episode. Here we go baby.

Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin trade barbs with the Dudley Boyz on the mic. I've seen this 7 times already. Next.

Tomko squashes Eric Young in 2 minutes with a Clothesline From Hell.

ODB vs. Angelina Love with Slick Johnson (the ref Angelina seduced last week) being replaced with someone else.

So much for trying to tell a story in the ring.

ODB wins clean with a powerslam. Why Velvet wasn't at ringside? Beats me.

Frankie Kazarian beats Senshi in 2 minutes.

Abyss vs. Lance Hoyt. Abyss wins.

After the match - James Mitchell (his old manager says he's going to team up with Judas Mesisah instead of Abyss)

And Abyss cries in the ring, even though he's wearing a mask. lol

Bobby Roode defeats Sonjay Dutt in 2 minutes.

Payton Banks and Traci Brooks catfight during and after the match.

Main Event - 3-way - Samoa Joe vs. AJ Styles vs. Christian. - No interference allowed from anyone -

That includes AJ's husband Tomko

AJ tries to pin Christian with the unprettier but, Christian reverses it with the unprettier himself.

Samoa Joe was obsolete for 90% of the match.

Well...that's it. Good night everybody.

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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 3:37:26 PM
#37:


Rating 7.1/10

Overall after watching 30-35 episodes of TNA, it was mildly entertaining for what it was.

The only characters that pissed me off were Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and 60's Jay Lethal.

Everybody else was cool. The women's matches were 90% squash matches so don't be a women's wrestling hater.

Overall? It was enjoyable.

I'm glad I stopped watching (I actually have MORE episodes) but I think I was getting crazy by the Tomko/AJ Styles bromance storyline -- and it wasn't going to last much longer anyway.

Yay. Let's do this again sometime.
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Aecioo
02/03/21 4:03:06 PM
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neonreaper
02/03/21 4:15:12 PM
#39:


@Vlado

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The Utility Man
02/03/21 5:11:48 PM
#40:


PrestonWheee posted...
Me and The Utility Man will be binge-watching through 35 (give or take) episodes of TNA Impact.

Huh? This is news to me. In fact you've never even mentioned such a thing to me.

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3rd Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2101st Year OMG CATS Always Wins.
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PrestonWheee
02/03/21 9:28:21 PM
#41:


The Utility Man posted...
Huh? This is news to me. In fact you've never even mentioned such a thing to me.

lol I was messing with you.

AJ and Tomko helped out Christy Hemme in the segment because ALL 3 WERE HEELS. Abyss was the good guy.

Why...was the heel female in peril though? And Abyss was a babyface and 320 pounds picking on a heel 90 pound Christy Hemme? That's how it worked out.
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WarThaNemesis2
02/03/21 9:54:03 PM
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PrestonWheee posted...
lol I was messing with you.

AJ and Tomko helped out Christy Hemme in the segment because ALL 3 WERE HEELS. Abyss was the good guy.

Why...was the heel female in peril though? And Abyss was a babyface and 320 pounds picking on a heel 90 pound Christy Hemme? That's how it worked out.

Because in TNA the reason assaulting women is bad is because Spike TV says so, not because it is morally wrong or anything like that.

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PrestonWheee
02/05/21 10:57:39 AM
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We'll binge watch 30-35 episodes of 2012 next.

Maybe next month we'll do it.
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