Current Events > If we live in a simulation, who is simulating us?

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cousinvini
02/03/21 2:05:46 PM
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The beings simulating us would need to be pretty advanced themselves. And what would be the purpose of this simulation? Just think about it.
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nothanks1
02/03/21 2:06:57 PM
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One of the teachesr at the school
she's simulating 'what if we really hired that fucking creep' whenever she thinks of me and amde a sim about it
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Zikten
02/03/21 2:07:09 PM
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It could just be a game like Civilization or Europa Universalis. Maybe our universe is just some strategy game on someone's computer

Or we could be some kind of "ant farm". Our whole universe could be sitting on a shelf in a 12 year olds bedroom
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Lost_All_Senses
02/03/21 2:07:14 PM
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I dunno. But Id appreciate a mulligan, if they're listening. Restart me.

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uwa ej
02/03/21 2:08:32 PM
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The people/species/things simulating us are also in a simulation.
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nemu
02/03/21 2:08:34 PM
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Assuming it's a race simulating a universe, we'd just be an inconsequential byproduct of the simulation being extremely realistic. As for why, such an advanced race is beyond our current comprehension.
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Compsognathus
02/03/21 2:12:01 PM
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Tommy Westphall.

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greatmonkeybaby
02/03/21 2:29:00 PM
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Those ^

Or dee - empty entities



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Aristoph
02/03/21 2:41:35 PM
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Probably ourselves. Like super advanced humanity in the "real" world decided that instead of spending their limited resources to go out and and physically travel the universe, it would be a much more efficient use of the universe's energy to build an advanced computer that could accurately simulate an uncountable number of human minds instead.

For all we know, there could only been a handful of "real" humans orbiting the last remnants of stars or black holes in the "real" universe, maintaining massive matrioshka brains siphoning the last gasps of energy in a nearly-dead universe in order to continue humanity's legacy for as long as possible.

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Notti
02/05/21 5:24:25 AM
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Dark_SilverX
02/05/21 5:25:40 AM
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Soros. We were created from his DNA.

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SolidShadow3
02/05/21 5:26:14 AM
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A giant self aware Penis.

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Flauros
02/05/21 5:29:50 AM
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Future humans playing a game about the past. We are just a small part of ancient history to them. TBH they are probably playing our timeline on fast forward to skip the boring shit.

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Medussa
02/05/21 5:33:45 AM
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we're all just playing Roy

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Joker98
02/05/21 5:35:11 AM
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Its us in the future trying to figure out what life would be like if we evolved differently

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vigorm0rtis
02/05/21 5:36:13 AM
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Historians.

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/05/21 5:42:19 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg ofc.
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Cowthief
02/05/21 5:46:17 AM
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What if we're just the barbarians in an intergalactic civ game waiting for someone who specced honor tradition to come wipe us out?

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