Current Events > This might be the dumbest thing Ted Cruz has ever said

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CM_Ponch
01/21/21 1:23:33 AM
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gunplagirl
01/21/21 1:31:18 AM
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He's a shill, at least Biden is a shill for an agreement that doesn't actually require members make genuine steps to curtail their contributions.

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Thompson
01/21/21 1:31:32 AM
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I wonder what he has to say about the Geneva convention...

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Zikten
01/21/21 2:08:37 AM
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He should be fired just for that tweet
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
01/21/21 2:09:34 AM
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pretty genius to be honest, his dumbass base will eat it up and he knows it.

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NES4EVER
01/21/21 2:10:06 AM
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I bet he objects to people ordering french toast instead of texas toast with their breakfast.

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ZEROWOLF
01/21/21 2:25:08 AM
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NES4EVER posted...
I bet he objects to people ordering french toast instead of texas toast with their breakfast.

Freedom Toast

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Turtlebread
01/21/21 2:26:59 AM
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UnfairRepresent
01/21/21 2:27:59 AM
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Patrick Reidy
@Rosecrea1953

Since his IQ is probably 3 times yours and he has 2 or 3 Ivy League degrees, was the National collegiate debate champion and clerked for the Chief Justice of the United States and has been elected a Unite States Senator twice, I suspect he knows that...

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The Popo
01/21/21 2:29:31 AM
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Thompson posted...
I wonder what he has to say about the Geneva convention...

Id make a comment about how it only benefits the Swiss, but lets be real... Ted Cruz doesnt know where Geneva is.

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au_gold
01/21/21 2:32:01 AM
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Based AOC.

https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1352128118035722240?s=21

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Bio1590
01/21/21 2:32:38 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
pretty genius to be honest, his dumbass base will eat it up and he knows it.

What "base"?

Republicans in Texas don't give a rat's ass about Pittburgh
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DeadBankerDream
01/21/21 2:33:48 AM
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if people told him it took place in Paris, Texas he would probably love it.
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The Popo
01/21/21 2:36:22 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
What "base"?

Republicans in Texas don't give a rat's ass about Pittburgh

Sliding scale for them. Texas > USA > Rest of world

Comparing Pittsburgh to Texas... fuck Pittsburgh

Compared to Pittsburgh to Paris... fuck Paris


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VipaGTS
01/21/21 9:16:25 AM
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How is he so stupid?

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Doom_Art
01/21/21 9:19:02 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
What "base"?

Republicans in Texas don't give a rat's ass about Pittburgh
Ted Cruz will be running for President in 3ish years and Pennsylvania is a swing state

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CADE FOSTER
01/21/21 9:20:57 AM
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why hasnt he been expelled for treason and sedition yet?
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AllegraD
01/21/21 9:23:17 AM
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Who?

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The Trent
01/21/21 9:24:02 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Ted Cruz will be running for President in 3ish years and Pennsylvania is a swing state

psh not with an ugly wife like that!

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MaxEffingBemis
01/21/21 9:24:03 AM
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I just dont understand Ted Cruz. He cant be this stupid. He went to Harvard law didnt he? Or is it that he knows what hes saying is stupid and is just arguing in bad faith to rile up his supporters? Or he really is this stupid?

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Doom_Art
01/21/21 9:25:41 AM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Or is it that he knows what hes saying is stupid and is just arguing in bad faith to rile up his supporters?
Bingo bango

Cruz isn't stupid, but he knows his base is.

He's also remarkably uncharismatic so when he tries to pander/inflame his base he just comes off like a moron.

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bluezero
01/21/21 9:27:14 AM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
I just dont understand Ted Cruz. He cant be this stupid. He went to Harvard law didnt he? Or is it that he knows what hes saying is stupid and is just arguing in bad faith to rile up his supporters? Or he really is this stupid?
The middle one.

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redlem
01/21/21 9:30:38 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Ted Cruz will be running for President in 3ish years and Pennsylvania is a swing state
Ted Cruz was one of the Senators who tried to take PA to court to over turn their election, pretty sure the vast majority of them will not forget that.
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Doom_Art
01/21/21 9:31:02 AM
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redlem posted...
Ted Cruz was one of the Senators who tried to take PA to court to over turn their election, pretty sure the vast majority of them will not forget that.
You would think

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VipaGTS
01/21/21 9:34:35 AM
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bluezero posted...
The middle one.
I mean, yea, but its still so sad that hes willing to make himself look dumb just because the people who vote for him are dumb. Hes willing to sound like an idiot because its less work than being knowledgeable towards your base. Republicans fuckin suck.

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JlM
01/21/21 9:35:55 AM
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Fuck Ted Cruz in his stupid fucking face.
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masterpug53
01/21/21 9:36:38 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
You would think

It's not exactly an apples-to-apples comparison, but Arizona didn't forget Trump's McCain-bashing from several years back.

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JuanCarlos1
01/21/21 9:37:02 AM
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I wonder if he really believes that or simply believes that his base is THAT dumb.

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TheHoldSteady
01/21/21 9:37:39 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Bingo bango

Cruz isn't stupid, but he knows his base is.

He's also remarkably uncharismatic so when he tries to pander/inflame his base he just comes off like a moron.

I think by vocally painting himself as sticking with Trump and being against Biden he's gearing up to run for president again in 2024

That's why he mentioned Pennsylvania and not Texas. It's planting the seeds

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E32005
01/21/21 9:38:28 AM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
I wonder if he really believes that or simply believes that his base is THAT dumb.
the latter

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SPE
01/21/21 9:38:59 AM
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The guy who tried to disenfranchise the entire state of PA is whining about Biden not caring about the citizens of Pittsburgh, PA?

the jokes write themselves

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3PiesAndAFork
01/21/21 9:40:13 AM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
I wonder if he really believes that or simply believes that his base is THAT dumb.
Yes

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VipaGTS
01/21/21 9:44:14 AM
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Also worth noting, when Trump withdrew, Pitt was one of the places that voluntarily signed off on continuing to follow the agreement.

im really not sure what he was trying to do here. Maybe hes just still drunk from yesterday.

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MaddenDude--
01/21/21 9:47:26 AM
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*Sigh*

People need to realize he's not saying these things because he doesn't understand them or because he's dumb. He's saying these things because these are the subtle things you need to do to keep your own power - even if it puts his personal gain above the wellbeing of the world, the future, current citizens, etc. He's a dirty politician. What he puts out in public is not the same as what he truly believes is the right thing to do.

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Heineken14
01/21/21 9:48:01 AM
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Zikten posted...
He should be fired just for that tweet


I'd say more for going along with Donnie's attempted coup, but whatever gets this blobby fuck out of government is ok in my book.
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Antifar
01/21/21 9:48:22 AM
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https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1352112939680075777
Maximum bad faith at every turn


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skermac
01/21/21 9:50:34 AM
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Why are people still in denial about climate change? Anything you hats done helps the whole planet not just Paris

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E32005
01/21/21 9:50:43 AM
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at least seth rogan isnt the zodiac killer

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skermac
01/21/21 9:52:06 AM
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ZEROWOLF posted...
Freedom Toast

lol why would it be called freedom toast?

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MaxEffingBemis
01/21/21 10:06:21 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
It's not exactly an apples-to-apples comparison, but Arizona didn't forget Trump's McCain-bashing from several years back.
You mean the same GOP thats trying to oust his wife Cindy? Id like to see a demographics of this election and see if more repubs than normal voted dem. Bc I genuinely think what ultimately won Biden Arizona was strong Latino turnout - more so than any other state

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MaxEffingBemis
01/21/21 10:07:08 AM
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Antifar posted...
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1352112939680075777
Maximum bad faith at every turn
Lmfao Republicans are generally anti-union, whereas dems are generally pro-union

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AllegraD
01/21/21 10:08:17 AM
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AllegraD posted...
Who?


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voldothegr8
01/21/21 10:09:43 AM
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There are many reasons the Paris agreement is bullshit, this isn't one of them
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theAteam
01/21/21 10:15:41 AM
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Why is a traitor to the country still holding public office?

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Irony
01/21/21 10:15:43 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Ted Cruz thinks he can chud his way into the presidency. Knowing the GOP, hell be their nominee in 4 years.
No he won't

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CM_Ponch
01/21/21 12:44:06 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Ted Cruz thinks he can chud his way into the presidency. Knowing the GOP, hell be their nominee in 4 years.
Would the GOP do that to themselves

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3PiesAndAFork
01/21/21 12:44:40 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Would the GOP do that to themselves
Did you already forget the last four years?

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The Popo
01/21/21 12:51:48 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Would the GOP do that to themselves

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-bart-simpson-14xSZmhnD4Fjyw

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