Current Events > A billionaire offers you a million dollars to cross dress for 2 weeks.

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Duncanwii
01/19/21 1:09:41 PM
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All of your clothes will be replaced with sexy girl clothes and every day a stylist with makeup you up so you look convincing. You must do this for two weeks and will be given half a million per week so you dont back out.
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SaltyWet
01/19/21 1:10:24 PM
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Sure.

I'll just not leave my house for two weeks.

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Umbreon
01/19/21 1:10:30 PM
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Sure.

Clothing is clothing.

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The_Korey
01/19/21 1:10:54 PM
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pikachupwnage
01/19/21 1:11:19 PM
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Fuck yes

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SamsungGearS2
01/19/21 1:11:26 PM
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What if this offer is going to a woman to begin with tho??

i wouldnt do it fwiw

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uwnim
01/19/21 1:11:29 PM
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Sure, why not? Seems easy enough and doesnt require me to do anything Id consider wrong.

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Ranting Nord
01/19/21 1:12:50 PM
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Can I dress in "girl" sweat pants and a "girl" t-shirt and stay inside all the time like I'm already doing?

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Alexanaxela
01/19/21 1:13:25 PM
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ez pz, hell i'd probably just use pto and stay home and game
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sauceje
01/19/21 1:13:39 PM
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Done

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Kitt
01/19/21 1:13:59 PM
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Ok. Easiest billion I would ever make.

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Duncanwii
01/19/21 1:14:04 PM
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Ranting Nord posted...
Can I dress in "girl" sweat pants and a "girl" t-shirt and stay inside all the time like I'm already doing?

The Billionaire will send you on errands with free transportation and funds so you cant just lounge around in your apartment all day.
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orangefire25
01/19/21 1:14:13 PM
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Yeah, and for a million dollars I'll hang out with him for the two weeks too

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If he asked ahem...

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/19/21 1:14:37 PM
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throw in an extra milli or two and then we can talk!
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DarkChozoGhost
01/19/21 1:17:01 PM
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I'd do it for a lot less than a million. Anyone living in a developed nation would be insane not to take such an offer

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Solution_45
01/19/21 1:17:05 PM
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i'd be one fugly ass cross dresser
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Cowthief
01/19/21 1:18:08 PM
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sure

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Duncanwii
01/19/21 1:19:43 PM
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Solution_45 posted...
i'd be one fugly ass cross dresser

every day a stylist with makeup you up so you look convincing.

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YoungMutual
01/19/21 1:21:06 PM
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Can I do it in a city nobody where I don't know anybody?

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Solution_45
01/19/21 1:21:10 PM
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it would take a lot more than makeup
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SaltyWet
01/19/21 1:21:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


every day a stylist with makeup you up so you look convincing.
You can be a convincingly ugly woman.

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EmbraceOfDeath
01/19/21 1:21:52 PM
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A million dollars for hardly any effort. Yeah, I think I'll do it.

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Prestoff
01/19/21 1:22:30 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Sure.

I'll just not leave my house for two weeks.

This, easiest money ever.

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Tyranthraxus
01/19/21 1:22:33 PM
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I'd do this for a lot less than a million lol

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Ceresmie
01/19/21 1:23:06 PM
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What's the female equivalent to this? Dressing as a girl doesn't exactly impact you much if you are one.

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KookyCouture
01/19/21 1:24:11 PM
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So as a woman would I have to wear man clothes? Seems easy enough if they fit coz I'm small
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Shablagoo
01/19/21 1:24:44 PM
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Easiest yes ever

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KogaSteelfang
01/19/21 1:25:03 PM
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Absolutely.

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BettyWhite
01/19/21 1:25:43 PM
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There's wayyy more stuff I would do on top of that for 2 weeks.

This is entirely too easy.


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Simp
01/19/21 1:26:16 PM
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just sounds like weird wish fulfillment, some people might actually not do it if you made it like a thousand dollars or something

hell, I'd pretend to be a dog for 2 weeks for a million dollars

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ComfortablySad
01/19/21 1:26:31 PM
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Yep.

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Unspecified_NPC
01/19/21 1:28:02 PM
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Done, it would be interesting for one and for two money money money

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Zodd3224
01/19/21 1:31:33 PM
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CommunismFTW
01/19/21 1:36:18 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Sure.

I'll just not leave my house for two weeks.


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dave_is_slick
01/19/21 1:37:13 PM
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Done. A million bucks for some minor embarrassment? Easy money.

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The Wheelman1
01/19/21 2:01:30 PM
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Yes of coarse I would.

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Dyinglegacy
01/19/21 2:05:16 PM
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Easy mode. I'd prolly just quit my job and not leave the house for 2 weeks lol. It's a million bucks, so not like I'd need to keep a job. Id have to explain to my 6 year old boy why his dad looks like a woman, but that's no problem.

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AP3Brain
01/19/21 2:06:48 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Sure.

I'll just not leave my house for two weeks.

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IloveJesus
01/19/21 2:07:11 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Sure.

I'll just not leave my house for two weeks.


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DDirtyDastard
01/19/21 2:07:41 PM
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Sure. It'd be a nice social experiment. I do those from time to time.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/19/21 2:09:18 PM
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Of course. Even if I gotta go out more. It would be an interesting social experiment for me that I don't have the balls to do with the money incentive. Plus, now me growing out my hair for 4 years makes sense.

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Turbam
01/19/21 2:13:21 PM
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Fuck yeah I would
I'd even go into work, too

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The Popo
01/19/21 2:14:31 PM
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A million for 2 weeks of work? Absolutely.

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FL81
01/19/21 2:29:23 PM
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what's the downside

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Irony
01/19/21 2:30:46 PM
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I would wear a garter and stockings with tassels on my nipples

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Lordgold666
01/19/21 2:31:19 PM
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Deal

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Cheater87
01/19/21 2:32:33 PM
#47:


Okay

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3PiesAndAFork
01/19/21 2:32:49 PM
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Can I make a YouTube video out of it too?

Imagine the clickbaity title: I crossdressed for two weeks for a million dollars!

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Tyranthraxus
01/19/21 2:33:23 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Can I make a YouTube video out of it too?

Imagine the clickbaity title: I crossdressed for two weeks for a million dollars!

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED ON DAY 12

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3PiesAndAFork
01/19/21 2:34:02 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED ON DAY 12
Dude yeah, I'll make another million off the vids themselves. One a day

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