Current Events > Woman mistakes poppers (tossable lil firecracker bags) for candy, eats some.

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Cheater87
01/17/21 11:50:00 PM
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Vanillalce
01/17/21 11:53:53 PM
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Machete
01/17/21 11:54:20 PM
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wbloechel posted...
Normally I have sympathy for this shit, but those boxes are literally labeled "Explosive!" and that's also like going to the store and buying marbles and eating them thinking they are jawbreakers and getting upset.

yeah but maybe she thought it meant like they explode with flavor... >_>

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Irony
01/17/21 11:54:24 PM
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Dumb bitch

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PMarth2002
01/17/21 11:56:42 PM
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its still dumb, but to be fair, why the fuck would you put explosives next to candy in a store?

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Ving_Rhames
01/17/21 11:57:14 PM
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Humanity is literally too stupid to last for another 1000 years. :(

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thronedfire2
01/17/21 11:58:41 PM
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Weird, I was just wondering a couple days ago whether or not they still make those things

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Abiz_
01/17/21 11:59:33 PM
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Those things are strong enough to fuck up your teeth? I used to pop them with my finger tips. It never hurt as a little kid.
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sabin017
01/18/21 12:00:32 AM
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Were they unwrapped first?

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AsucaHayashi
01/18/21 12:02:27 AM
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When she tried to eat a handful of the poppers

i bet she was fat

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Irony
01/18/21 12:03:25 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
i bet she was fat
I don't think she even tried to unwrap them

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Abiz_
01/18/21 12:04:14 AM
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Also how do you not notice the shredded up packaging? If you grabbed a handful. You are also a handful of paper... Normal person would notice that.
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cjsdowg
01/18/21 12:06:34 AM
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They are in paper, she ate paper.

That is not even getting into everything else that points to this not being food.

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viewmaster_pi
01/18/21 12:07:33 AM
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they're wrapped in paper, is she saying she ate the paper, or she unwrapped each one and NEVER realized they're literal ordinance??

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CableZL
01/18/21 12:09:50 AM
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CapnMuffin
01/18/21 12:11:06 AM
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Abiz_ posted...
Those things are strong enough to fuck up your teeth? I used to pop them with my finger tips. It never hurt as a little kid.
I remember kids purposefully biting them
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Dark_SilverX
01/18/21 12:11:43 AM
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Irony posted...
Dumb bitch
Be nice.

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viewmaster_pi
01/18/21 12:11:46 AM
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mmmm crumchy camdy yummy wummy
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Irony
01/18/21 12:11:54 AM
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What would happen if you put one in your ass and clenched really hard?

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AsucaHayashi
01/18/21 12:23:46 AM
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Irony posted...
I don't think she even tried to unwrap them

ok really fat then xd

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viewmaster_pi
01/18/21 12:26:07 AM
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Irony posted...
What would happen if you put one in your ass and clenched really hard?
unlock double jump irl

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ModLogic
01/18/21 12:31:36 AM
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i dropped one unknowingly on the bed once as a kid. then when i went to sit down i landed on it with my hand. it burnt a bit of skin off. like a really bad blister that popped.

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