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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:44:04 PM #1: |
I'm engaged to a beautiful blonde with great breasts and a solid ass.
But fuck me running, do my stupid primal instincts make my eyes wander. When does this end? There are 4 to 5 billion women on this planet and a ton of them are fucking stunners. This is the dumbest part of evolution. We can send robots to other planets but I'm still yearning for some strange despite the fact that this girl will go down on me if I say the word. I'm not trying to flex how good I have it, believe me. I don't deserve sex. But the idea of coercing the gorgeous half-Asian cashier at the liquor store to have sex with me is somehow more satisfying than actual sex. I hate this part of life. It's so unnecessary. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 01/09/21 2:44:40 PM #2: |
whose alt is this so I can tag appropriately
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DepreceV2 01/09/21 2:44:49 PM #3: |
This is a true story
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:45:42 PM #4: |
DepreceV2 posted...
This is a true storyFor many men. And it's a tragedy. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 01/09/21 2:46:17 PM #5: |
Unfortunately, that sort of thought process leads to actions that result in more offspring. So it gets selected for via evolution despite being stupid and annoying.
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Socrawheeze 01/09/21 2:46:20 PM #6: |
treewojima posted...
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:49:55 PM #7: |
uwnim posted...
Unfortunately, that sort of thought process leads to actions that result in more offspring. So it gets selected for via evolution despite being stupid and annoying.I'm starting to understand "open relationships" a lot more. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 01/09/21 2:50:34 PM #8: |
same but for much different reasons
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:51:18 PM #9: |
DarthAragorn posted...
same but for much different reasonsAll aboard the Elaboration Train, my good buddy. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Socrawheeze 01/09/21 2:52:18 PM #10: |
I simply don't understand why people feel the need to hide here. It's not like people wouldn't know you were or weren't lying on your main. So why hide unless to stir shit
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DarthAragorn 01/09/21 2:52:38 PM #11: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
All aboard the Elaboration Train, my good buddy.basically just I won't get it so I want to not want it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:54:31 PM #12: |
Socrawheeze posted...
I simply don't understand why people feel the need to hide here. It's not like people wouldn't know you were or weren't lying on your main. So why hide unless to stir shit Bro I'm not an alt lol. This is the most active social board on the site with a super low user entry level. DarthAragorn posted... basically just I won't get it so I want to not want itBruh you've got a super level personality and can easily tag some ass with some IRL adjustments, I'm sure. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Socrawheeze 01/09/21 2:55:54 PM #13: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Bro I'm not an alt lol. This is the most active social board on the site with a super low user entry level.Whose alt So many faceless alts Every day ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 01/09/21 2:56:33 PM #14: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
But the idea of coercing the gorgeous half-Asian cashier at the liquor store to have sex with me is somehow more satisfying than actual sex.uuhh --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:57:05 PM #15: |
Choco posted...
uuhhDating is just convincing people to fuck you, bro. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 01/09/21 2:57:39 PM #16: |
no you don't
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Lairen 01/09/21 2:58:15 PM #17: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
I'm engaged to a beautiful blonde with great breasts and a solid ass. Me too! --- When it rains, it pours. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:58:52 PM #18: |
thronedfire2 posted...
no you don'tI fucking promise you, I do. Imagine the rocket ships I could have built if I weren't horny. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 2:59:47 PM #19: |
Lairen posted...
Me too!Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DepreceV2 01/09/21 3:00:23 PM #20: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around. She is sticking around because she lives in your imagination --- I will admit I'm wrong if you prove me wrong. It's how it always should be ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Socrawheeze 01/09/21 3:01:44 PM #21: |
This is like a deupdu thread without the sesquipedalian nonsense
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:02:05 PM #22: |
DepreceV2 posted...
She is sticking around because she lives in your imaginationYou not having someone doesn't mean other people are lying about having someone, my guy. But I do understand how someone could be so sex-starved on this site that anyone logging in this bitch doesn't fuck, in your eyes. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Socrawheeze 01/09/21 3:03:06 PM #23: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
You not having someone doesn't mean other people are lying about having someone, my guy. But I do understand how someone could be so sex-starved on this site that anyone logging in this bitch doesn't fuck, in your eyes. SquirtleSkwad posted... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lairen 01/09/21 3:03:36 PM #24: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around. Me too! --- When it rains, it pours. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:03:59 PM #25: |
Lairen posted...
Me too!You're alright, Lairen. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 01/09/21 3:04:15 PM #26: |
DepreceV2 posted...
SquirtleSkwad posted...Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around. FTFY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:06:29 PM #27: |
treewojima posted...
FTFYI only let her out to go to her shift at the pet store. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 01/09/21 3:07:57 PM #28: |
What does any of this have to do with being asexual
Presumably you want to keep your girl --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:09:35 PM #32: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
What does any of this have to do with being asexualWhen you're in a long-term relationship you can often times grow unappreciative of what you have. I'm basically a horny shit who can't keep his eyes on the road. Not having that primal instinct would allow me to focus on the non-sexual aspects of life. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 01/09/21 3:10:07 PM #33: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Bruh you've got a super level personality and can easily tag some ass with some IRL adjustments, I'm sure.Definitely not I'm a fat 27 year old virgin with no social skills who just graduated college and still lives with his parents it's not happening ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:11:01 PM #34: |
DarthAragorn posted...
Definitely notThere are three totally adjustable factors in this post, my man. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 01/09/21 3:11:38 PM #35: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
When you're in a long-term relationship you can often times grow unappreciative of what you have. I'm basically a horny shit who can't keep his eyes on the road.Oh, well, dont make a mistake and if you do just lie --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:13:48 PM #36: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Oh, well, dont make a mistake and if you do just lieI would NEVER cheat, which is where I'm on the hangup. Might pitch the idea of an open relationship in a year or so. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 01/09/21 3:16:35 PM #37: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
I would NEVER cheat, which is where I'm on the hangup. Might pitch the idea of an open relationship in a year or so.You might as well do it now and post results --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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United_World 01/09/21 3:18:08 PM #38: |
treewojima posted...
whose alt is this so I can tag appropriately Socrawheeze posted... Whose altI'm going to take a guess and say Scotty Rogers. --- "She Wriggles and She Wraggles, She Jiggles and She Jaggles." https://imgur.com/mwMPvDI https://imgur.com/XdPFPMC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aelia 01/09/21 3:19:38 PM #39: |
Its most people I think. I know I, while I would never step out on my girlfriend(and soon to be fianc), still look at other women and wonder. Its probably just part of life and its up to you to not act on it. Im sure she does the same thing. Its unrealistic to think otherwise. You just have to trust that youre both faithful.
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:19:42 PM #40: |
United_World posted...
I'm going to take a guess and say Scotty Rogers.Don't you fucking compare me to him ever again, gentleman. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 01/09/21 3:20:08 PM #41: |
I've never had sex
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Socrawheeze 01/09/21 3:20:23 PM #42: |
United_World posted...
I'm going to take a guess and say Scotty Rogers.he's probs someone more annoying than scotty. doesn't seem like scotty, and i bet scotty actually fucks irl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:20:42 PM #43: |
Aelia posted...
Its most people I think. I know I, while I would never step out on my girlfriend(and soon to be fianc), still look at other women and wonder. Its probably just part of life and its up to you to not act on it. Im sure she does the same thing. Its unrealistic to think otherwise. You just have to trust that youre both faithful.She's honestly too good for me, but won't admit it. That's why I've never wandered into someone else's yard. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:21:02 PM #44: |
Socrawheeze posted...
he's probs someone more annoying than scotty. doesn't seem like scotty, and i bet scotty actually fucks irlCome on, stot. I thought we were bros. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Socrawheeze 01/09/21 3:22:27 PM #46: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Come on, stot. I thought we were bros.So you know my year-dead main and you're familiar with scotty. you also came directly to ce days after making your acct. hmmmm hmmmm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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United_World 01/09/21 3:23:48 PM #47: |
Socrawheeze posted...
he's probs someone more annoying than scotty. doesn't seem like scotty, and i bet scotty actually fucks irlI basically came to that conclusion because of the obsession with sex, asexuality and a half-Asian girl all being in one post lol. Tbh, I haven't seen Scotty post in a long while, so I'm not even sure if that's still his thing. --- "She Wriggles and She Wraggles, She Jiggles and She Jaggles." https://imgur.com/mwMPvDI https://imgur.com/XdPFPMC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:23:50 PM #48: |
Socrawheeze posted...
So you know my year-dead main and you're familiar with scotty. you also came directly to ce days after making your acct. hmmmmYou can't even see my posting history lol Stop trying to stalk me. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aki_Sora 01/09/21 3:24:08 PM #49: |
Eat medicine for 8 year do that.
I been eat blood pressure medicine since I was 18. When I see naked women don't feel anything. --- This is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199023744394/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/09/21 3:24:08 PM #50: |
United_World posted...
I basically came to that conclusion because of the obsession with sex, asexuality and a half-Asian girl all being in one post lol. Tbh, I haven't seen Scotty post in a long while, so I'm not even sure if that's still his thing.I have other obsessions! --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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