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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:44:04 PM
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I'm engaged to a beautiful blonde with great breasts and a solid ass.

But fuck me running, do my stupid primal instincts make my eyes wander. When does this end? There are 4 to 5 billion women on this planet and a ton of them are fucking stunners. This is the dumbest part of evolution. We can send robots to other planets but I'm still yearning for some strange despite the fact that this girl will go down on me if I say the word. I'm not trying to flex how good I have it, believe me. I don't deserve sex. But the idea of coercing the gorgeous half-Asian cashier at the liquor store to have sex with me is somehow more satisfying than actual sex. I hate this part of life. It's so unnecessary.

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treewojima
01/09/21 2:44:40 PM
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whose alt is this so I can tag appropriately
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DepreceV2
01/09/21 2:44:49 PM
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This is a true story

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:45:42 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
This is a true story
For many men. And it's a tragedy.

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uwnim
01/09/21 2:46:17 PM
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Unfortunately, that sort of thought process leads to actions that result in more offspring. So it gets selected for via evolution despite being stupid and annoying.

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Socrawheeze
01/09/21 2:46:20 PM
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treewojima posted...
whose alt is this

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:49:55 PM
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uwnim posted...
Unfortunately, that sort of thought process leads to actions that result in more offspring. So it gets selected for via evolution despite being stupid and annoying.
I'm starting to understand "open relationships" a lot more.

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DarthAragorn
01/09/21 2:50:34 PM
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same but for much different reasons
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:51:18 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
same but for much different reasons
All aboard the Elaboration Train, my good buddy.

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Socrawheeze
01/09/21 2:52:18 PM
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I simply don't understand why people feel the need to hide here. It's not like people wouldn't know you were or weren't lying on your main. So why hide unless to stir shit
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DarthAragorn
01/09/21 2:52:38 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
All aboard the Elaboration Train, my good buddy.
basically just I won't get it so I want to not want it
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:54:31 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
I simply don't understand why people feel the need to hide here. It's not like people wouldn't know you were or weren't lying on your main. So why hide unless to stir shit

Bro I'm not an alt lol. This is the most active social board on the site with a super low user entry level.

DarthAragorn posted...
basically just I won't get it so I want to not want it
Bruh you've got a super level personality and can easily tag some ass with some IRL adjustments, I'm sure.

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Socrawheeze
01/09/21 2:55:54 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Bro I'm not an alt lol. This is the most active social board on the site with a super low user entry level.
Whose alt

So many faceless alts

Every day
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Choco
01/09/21 2:56:33 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
But the idea of coercing the gorgeous half-Asian cashier at the liquor store to have sex with me is somehow more satisfying than actual sex.
uuhh

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:57:05 PM
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Choco posted...
uuhh
Dating is just convincing people to fuck you, bro.

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thronedfire2
01/09/21 2:57:39 PM
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no you don't

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Lairen
01/09/21 2:58:15 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
I'm engaged to a beautiful blonde with great breasts and a solid ass.

Me too!

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:58:52 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
no you don't
I fucking promise you, I do. Imagine the rocket ships I could have built if I weren't horny.

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 2:59:47 PM
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Lairen posted...
Me too!
Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around.

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DepreceV2
01/09/21 3:00:23 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around.

She is sticking around because she lives in your imagination

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Socrawheeze
01/09/21 3:01:44 PM
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This is like a deupdu thread without the sesquipedalian nonsense
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:02:05 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
She is sticking around because she lives in your imagination
You not having someone doesn't mean other people are lying about having someone, my guy. But I do understand how someone could be so sex-starved on this site that anyone logging in this bitch doesn't fuck, in your eyes.

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Socrawheeze
01/09/21 3:03:06 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
You not having someone doesn't mean other people are lying about having someone, my guy. But I do understand how someone could be so sex-starved on this site that anyone logging in this bitch doesn't fuck, in your eyes.

SquirtleSkwad posted...

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Lairen
01/09/21 3:03:36 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around.

Me too!

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:03:59 PM
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Lairen posted...
Me too!
You're alright, Lairen.

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treewojima
01/09/21 3:04:15 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around.

She is sticking around because she's locked up in the basement in your imagination

FTFY
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:06:29 PM
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treewojima posted...
FTFY
I only let her out to go to her shift at the pet store.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/09/21 3:07:57 PM
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What does any of this have to do with being asexual

Presumably you want to keep your girl

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Parappa09
01/09/21 3:08:52 PM
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i kinda get this feeling

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:09:35 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
What does any of this have to do with being asexual

Presumably you want to keep your girl
When you're in a long-term relationship you can often times grow unappreciative of what you have. I'm basically a horny shit who can't keep his eyes on the road. Not having that primal instinct would allow me to focus on the non-sexual aspects of life.

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DarthAragorn
01/09/21 3:10:07 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Bruh you've got a super level personality and can easily tag some ass with some IRL adjustments, I'm sure.
Definitely not

I'm a fat 27 year old virgin with no social skills who just graduated college and still lives with his parents

it's not happening
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:11:01 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Definitely not

I'm a fat 27 year old virgin with no social skills who just graduated college and still lives with his parents

it's not happening
There are three totally adjustable factors in this post, my man.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/09/21 3:11:38 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
When you're in a long-term relationship you can often times grow unappreciative of what you have. I'm basically a horny shit who can't keep his eyes on the road.
Oh, well, dont make a mistake and if you do just lie

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:13:48 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Oh, well, dont make a mistake and if you do just lie
I would NEVER cheat, which is where I'm on the hangup. Might pitch the idea of an open relationship in a year or so.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/09/21 3:16:35 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
I would NEVER cheat, which is where I'm on the hangup. Might pitch the idea of an open relationship in a year or so.
You might as well do it now and post results

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United_World
01/09/21 3:18:08 PM
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treewojima posted...
whose alt is this so I can tag appropriately

Socrawheeze posted...
Whose alt

So many faceless alts

Every day
I'm going to take a guess and say Scotty Rogers.

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Aelia
01/09/21 3:19:38 PM
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Its most people I think. I know I, while I would never step out on my girlfriend(and soon to be fianc), still look at other women and wonder. Its probably just part of life and its up to you to not act on it. Im sure she does the same thing. Its unrealistic to think otherwise. You just have to trust that youre both faithful.

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:19:42 PM
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United_World posted...
I'm going to take a guess and say Scotty Rogers.
Don't you fucking compare me to him ever again, gentleman.

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joe40001
01/09/21 3:20:08 PM
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I've never had sex

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Socrawheeze
01/09/21 3:20:23 PM
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United_World posted...
I'm going to take a guess and say Scotty Rogers.
he's probs someone more annoying than scotty. doesn't seem like scotty, and i bet scotty actually fucks irl
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:20:42 PM
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Aelia posted...
Its most people I think. I know I, while I would never step out on my girlfriend(and soon to be fianc), still look at other women and wonder. Its probably just part of life and its up to you to not act on it. Im sure she does the same thing. Its unrealistic to think otherwise. You just have to trust that youre both faithful.
She's honestly too good for me, but won't admit it. That's why I've never wandered into someone else's yard.

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:21:02 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
he's probs someone more annoying than scotty. doesn't seem like scotty, and i bet scotty actually fucks irl
Come on, stot. I thought we were bros.

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Socrawheeze
01/09/21 3:22:27 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Come on, stot. I thought we were bros.
So you know my year-dead main and you're familiar with scotty. you also came directly to ce days after making your acct. hmmmm

hmmmm
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United_World
01/09/21 3:23:48 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
he's probs someone more annoying than scotty. doesn't seem like scotty, and i bet scotty actually fucks irl
I basically came to that conclusion because of the obsession with sex, asexuality and a half-Asian girl all being in one post lol. Tbh, I haven't seen Scotty post in a long while, so I'm not even sure if that's still his thing.

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:23:50 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
So you know my year-dead main and you're familiar with scotty. you also came directly to ce days after making your acct. hmmmm

hmmmm
You can't even see my posting history lol

Stop trying to stalk me.

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Aki_Sora
01/09/21 3:24:08 PM
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Eat medicine for 8 year do that.

I been eat blood pressure medicine since I was 18.

When I see naked women don't feel anything.
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 3:24:08 PM
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United_World posted...
I basically came to that conclusion because of the obsession with sex, asexuality and a half-Asian girl all being in one post lol. Tbh, I haven't seen Scotty post in a long while, so I'm not even sure if that's still his thing.
I have other obsessions!

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