Current Events > Have you ever dated or slept with a MUCH older woman? Like fifties or something?

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Sunhawk
01/08/21 8:01:36 AM
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Details?

There is a strange fascination for me with cougars. They're less attractive then girls my age, but they're something about them. Forbidden fruit.


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MedeaLysistrata
01/08/21 8:03:22 AM
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No, older women still look at me like I'm a kid more or less

And I guess it's not always wrong

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smoke_break
01/08/21 8:20:39 AM
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Yes, what details do you want?

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Jagr_68
01/08/21 8:23:05 AM
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Fony
01/08/21 8:24:01 AM
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Oldest was 64, she had the looks and body of a 44 year old.

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SolidShadow3
01/08/21 8:25:58 AM
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When I was 19 I slept with my friends aunt who was around 50 at the time.

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Lordgold666
01/08/21 8:27:59 AM
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Yes and it was the best sex ive ever had

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blablablax17
01/08/21 8:36:48 AM
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Yep!
Met her on a dating website.
I went to her work and we fucked in her car while she was in break.

Never talked to her again.
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Fazeo13
01/08/21 8:50:55 AM
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blablablax17 posted...
Yep!
Met her on a dating website.
I went to her work and we fucked in her car while she was in break.

Never talked to her again.


Dogging?
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Cocytus
01/08/21 8:51:20 AM
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Yeah, it sucked.
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KStateKing17
01/08/21 8:55:25 AM
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The first time was with an older couple. The guy had erectile dysfunction so he'd have a guy screw his wife while he would occasionally participate the best he could.


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MrResetti
01/08/21 9:18:07 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Nah, Ive only done 15 to 27.
Uh...

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The Popo
01/08/21 9:22:55 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Nah, Ive only done 15 to 27.

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EndOfDiscOne
01/08/21 9:24:25 AM
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Nah oldest was 45 when I was 25. It was awesome.

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Dark_SilverX
01/08/21 9:26:35 AM
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cougars are the greatest creation on the planet

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The_Yahtz09
01/08/21 9:26:37 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Uh...
He could have been 15 too at the time. We don't know his life.

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Fazeo13
01/08/21 11:13:35 AM
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First you gonna need a whole buncha lubrication. Matain focus you don't look into the fire when you're poking it with a stick. Those chicken wings are boner kllers. You also going to need a whole bunch of douche. The smell can be overpowering at first but you got to power through. I'd say about 5 breath mints each just to be safe. If you're nice she may even buy you a ps5 after showing her what a stallion you are. Plenty of viagra needed. And don't you don't want to try anything too adventurous you don't wana kill or injure the old bag
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