Current Events > Scenario: You walk in on your dad in bed with AOC.

Topic List	Page List: 1
UnfairRepresent 01/04/21 5:08:19 PM #1:	You decide to go visit your parents as an unannounced surprise visit to celebrate that covid is over But when you get there you hear strange noises coming from the bedroom. You're about to turn around and leave when you hear a female voice moaning "Oh, ahhh , yes, give me your huge stimulus package! Give it to me! Aahhh" You're immediately concerned because that's not your mother's voice. You walk into the bedroom and to your shock see your father having sex with AOC. Your mom has clearly left to do some shopping or something. "Son! What are you doing here!?" your dad says with a start when he sees you. "Son!? you didn't say you had a son!" AOC says in a firm accusatory tone. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949101669] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>You decide to go visit your parents as an unannounced surprise visit to celebrate that covid is over But when you get there you hear strange noises coming from the bedroom. You're about to turn around and leave when you hear a female voice moaning "Oh, ahhh , yes, give me your huge stimulus package! Give it to me! Aahhh" You're immediately concerned because that's not your mother's voice. You walk into the bedroom and to your shock see your father having sex with AOC. Your mom has clearly left to do some shopping or something. "Son! What are you doing here!?" your dad says with a start when he sees you. "Son!? you didn't say you had a son!" AOC says in a firm accusatory tone. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 01/04/21 5:09:20 PM #2:	AOC Simp is your new tag own it. relish it. belee-dat it. --- "Must you be such a buzzkill on literal New Year's eve?" -kidpokerfan <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:949101707] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>AOC Simp is your new tag own it. relish it. belee-dat it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sir Cyrus 01/04/21 5:10:07 PM #3:	i high five my dad edit: unless his hands are sticky --- The true knight would save the virgin from being sacrificed. The true adventurer would ensure that she could never be a virgin sacrifice again. <cite>Sir Cyrus posted [p:949101731] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>i high five my dad edit: unless his hands are sticky</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/04/21 5:10:52 PM #4:	I'd be be very confused, as my dad is old enough to be AOC's father, and also he's a lifelong Republican and hates AOC <cite>Zikten posted [p:949101752] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>I'd be be very confused, as my dad is old enough to be AOC's father, and also he's a lifelong Republican and hates AOC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 01/04/21 5:13:05 PM #5:	I would run the hell out of there since my dad is dead. --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:949101825] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>I would run the hell out of there since my dad is dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/04/21 5:19:55 PM #6:	Zikten posted... I'd be be very confused, as my dad is old enough to be AOC's father, and also he's a lifelong Republican and hates AOC That's probably why she turns him on so much --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949102055] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>I'd be be very confused, as my dad is old enough to be AOC's father, and also he's a lifelong Republican and hates AOC</quote>That's probably why she turns him on so much </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cousinvini 01/04/21 5:24:00 PM #7:	god i wish that were me <cite>cousinvini posted [p:949102186] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>god i wish that were me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 01/04/21 5:25:50 PM #8:	cousinvini posted... god i wish that were me the dad or the son? --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:949102252] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>cousinvini posted... </cite> <quote>god i wish that were me</quote> the dad or the son? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/04/21 5:26:37 PM #9:	Kucked by my own father... --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:949102281] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Kucked by my own father... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/04/21 6:34:31 PM #10:	David1988 posted... the dad or the son? Or AOC? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949104647] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>the dad or the son?</quote>Or AOC? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/04/21 6:36:22 PM #11:	this is the one that got me to block you. figured I should share, or something <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949104707] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>this is the one that got me to block you. figured I should share, or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 01/04/21 6:51:49 PM #12:	I'd do a slow clap. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:949105267] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>I'd do a slow clap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 01/04/21 6:52:28 PM #13:	Good for him --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:949105299] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Good for him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 01/04/21 7:06:24 PM #14:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAtwd7FwDi0 --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 1 (12-4): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 2 (11-5) (ELIMINATED): https://imgur.com/BBhN2z3 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:949105803] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAtwd7FwDi0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 01/04/21 7:06:51 PM #15:	Does that make her my new mommy? --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:949105820] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Does that make her my new mommy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/05/21 12:18:22 AM #16:	Wii_Shaker posted... Does that make her my new mommy? No that's not how that works Even if he dumps your mom and marries her, she'll be your stepmother --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949116315] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>Does that make her my new mommy?</quote>No that's not how that works Even if he dumps your mom and marries her, she'll be your stepmother </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 01/05/21 12:19:00 AM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... No that's not how that works Even if he dumps your mom and marries her, she'll be your stepmother Oh, how taboo. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:949116334] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>No that's not how that works Even if he dumps your mom and marries her, she'll be your stepmother</quote>Oh, how taboo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 01/05/21 12:50:29 AM #18:	I will politely ask her to stop desecrating the dead and return him to his grave. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:949117051] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>I will politely ask her to stop desecrating the dead and return him to his grave. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 01/05/21 12:56:19 AM #19:	My dads dead. Honestly, I wouldnt even be mad. Id be impressed. --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:949117186] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>My dads dead. Honestly, I wouldnt even be mad. Id be impressed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 01/05/21 1:25:57 AM #20:	Id grab my phone and take pics of those massive mommy milkers. --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:949117804] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Id grab my phone and take pics of those massive mommy milkers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 01/05/21 1:29:13 AM #21:	Literally the perfect stepmom --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:949117855] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Literally the perfect stepmom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 01/05/21 1:29:56 AM #22:	Alpha as fuck. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:949117872] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Alpha as fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/05/21 1:30:08 AM #23:	He left over a decade ago and I haven't seen him since. I don't know where he lives. Or even if he lives at all. And I don't really care either. It's of no consequence to me. --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:949117879] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>He left over a decade ago and I haven't seen him since. I don't know where he lives. Or even if he lives at all. And I don't really care either. It's of no consequence to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 01/05/21 1:35:05 AM #24:	She's my new mommy and her milkers are fabulous. <cite>bknight posted [p:949117973] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>She's my new mommy and her milkers are fabulous. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/05/21 2:06:26 AM #25:	jon1012 posted... Id grab my phone and take pics of those massive mommy milkers. I have to Confess I haven't looked but I don't recall AOC having large breasts --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949118572] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>jon1012 posted... </cite> <quote>Id grab my phone and take pics of those massive mommy milkers.</quote>I have to Confess I haven't looked but I don't recall AOC having large breasts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funcoland 01/05/21 2:16:04 AM #26:	My dad's dead. I secretly take pictures, and let them finish. When they are done, I ask AOC to take me on as her apprentice in necromancy. I master the dark arts and eventually bring about the communist revolution that conservatives are afraid she'll bring. --- NNID: MisterNoOne \| PSN: The_Mistled <cite>Funcoland posted [p:949118776] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>My dad's dead. I secretly take pictures, and let them finish. When they are done, I ask AOC to take me on as her apprentice in necromancy. I master the dark arts and eventually bring about the communist revolution that conservatives are afraid she'll bring. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/05/21 4:59:49 AM #27:	UnfairRepresent posted... No that's not how that works Even if he dumps your mom and marries her, she'll be your stepmother Judging from porn analytics, that just makes it better for so many people. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:949120988] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>No that's not how that works Even if he dumps your mom and marries her, she'll be your stepmother</quote> Judging from porn analytics, that just makes it better for so many people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 01/05/21 5:02:17 AM #28:	I'd never forgive him. Zurdos need to be KOS'd, not made love to. --- I need a new sig <cite>HagenEx posted [p:949121015] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>I'd never forgive him. Zurdos need to be KOS'd, not made love to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/05/21 12:48:51 PM #29:	HagenEx posted... I'd never forgive him. Zurdos need to be KOS'd, not made love to. Zurdos? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949131046] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>HagenEx posted... </cite> <quote>I'd never forgive him. Zurdos need to be KOS'd, not made love to.</quote>Zurdos? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/06/21 9:11:10 PM #30:	The_Korey posted... Judging from porn analytics, that just makes it better for so many people. eww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949198238] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Judging from porn analytics, that just makes it better for so many people.</quote>eww </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 01/06/21 9:11:47 PM #31:	Time for some father/son bonding :) --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:949198273] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Time for some father/son bonding :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 01/07/21 6:59:56 PM #32:	My parents have been divorced for decades, so I don't care about that part of it, but I do worry about my dad's health, so I hope AOC doesn't give him another heart attack. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:949236921] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>My parents have been divorced for decades, so I don't care about that part of it, but I do worry about my dad's health, so I hope AOC doesn't give him another heart attack.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkProto05 01/07/21 7:06:11 PM #33:	Id be jealous as fuck. Wouldnt interrupt them though. Im not selfish. --- Alpha Sapphire FC: 2552 5569 3267 <cite>DarkProto05 posted [p:949237171] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Id be jealous as fuck. Wouldnt interrupt them though. Im not selfish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/07/21 7:16:38 PM #34:	Take photo evidence, and ruin her for trying to wreck my family. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:949237582] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Take photo evidence, and ruin her for trying to wreck my family. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/08/21 11:47:13 AM #35:	UnfairRepresent posted... eww "Oh my! Are you stuck in the dryer again, Step Politician?" --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:949261920] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>eww</quote> "Oh my! Are you stuck in the dryer again, Step Politician?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 01/08/21 11:47:59 AM #36:	Would be like, "get off my woman, dead man!" <cite>Cocytus posted [p:949261948] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Would be like, "get off my woman, dead man!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/09/21 12:59:14 AM #37:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Take photo evidence, and ruin her for trying to wreck my family. Ruin her for having consensual sex? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949290987] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>Take photo evidence, and ruin her for trying to wreck my family.</quote>Ruin her for having consensual sex? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/09/21 5:11:58 AM #38:	UnfairRepresent posted... Ruin her for having consensual sex? My parents are still together so she would be committing adultery with my father. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:949294614] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Ruin her for having consensual sex?</quote>My parents are still together so she would be committing adultery with my father. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 01/09/21 6:45:59 AM #39:	I'm glad he found happiness after the divorce --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:949295659] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>I'm glad he found happiness after the divorce</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsianFury2020 01/09/21 6:52:26 AM #40:	Put it in. --- Kaze no yo ni Hayaku! <cite>AsianFury2020 posted [p:949295751] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>Put it in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/09/21 1:02:32 PM #41:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... My parents are still together so she would be committing adultery with my father. That means your father committed adultery unless AOC is married too --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949303560] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>My parents are still together so she would be committing adultery with my father.</quote>That means your father committed adultery unless AOC is married too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kriztov1 01/09/21 1:26:12 PM #42:	"Dad! I thought you died in 2016!" --- Dear diary, I'm the prettiest girl in school and they're all jealous... <cite>kriztov1 posted [p:949304375] in Scenario: ... [t:79218516]...</cite> <quote>"Dad! I thought you died in 2016!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Current Events > Scenario: You walk in on your dad in bed with AOC. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Scenario: You walk in on your dad in bed with AOC.