Board 8 > Scientists have achieved quantum teleportation up to 44 km

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redrocket
01/02/21 12:36:15 PM
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Just one step closer to the Singularity.

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEPPJ21ZtKyTqEIgtCKRqM_8qGQgEKhAIACoHCAowlv_6CjDu3vICMJCYjgY?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

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turbopuns3
01/02/21 12:57:46 PM
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wut
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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 1:01:37 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
wut

scientists have accomplished a process that nobody understands over a distance slighter larger than their previous attempts that nobody remembers and it gets in the news every time
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redrocket
01/02/21 1:03:30 PM
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DM_DOKURO posted...
scientists have accomplished a process that nobody understands over a distance slighter larger than their previous attempts that nobody remembers and it gets in the news every time

This guy is popular at parties.

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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 1:03:55 PM
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redrocket posted...


This guy is popular at parties.

explain quantum teleportation to me without looking anything up

and then explain it to me, in your own words, after looking it up
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redrocket
01/02/21 1:06:19 PM
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DM_DOKURO posted...
explain quantum teleportation to me without looking anything up

and then explain it to me, in your own words, after looking it up

talk about both missing the point completely and confirming it at the same time.

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banananor
01/02/21 1:08:37 PM
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Don't gst too excited, quantum teleportation isn't quite what it sounds like

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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 1:11:11 PM
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redrocket posted...


talk about both missing the point completely and confirming it at the same time.

The point is that every year, a story about this gets sensationalized. The reactions are a third "what the fuck is this?", a third "holy shit they discovered teleportation!" and a third the same set of four shitty jokes. You're in the third camp. I don't *want* to be at a party with anybody in the third camp.
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redrocket
01/02/21 1:19:04 PM
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DM_DOKURO posted...
The point is that every year, a story about this gets sensationalized. The reactions are a third "what the fuck is this?", a third "holy shit they discovered teleportation!" and a third the same set of four shitty jokes. You're in the third camp. I don't *want* to be at a party with anybody in the third camp.

u mad


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scarletspeed7
01/02/21 1:19:33 PM
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DM_DOKURO posted...
I don't *want* to be at a party
Self-fulfilling prophecy

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turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:34:55 PM
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Shitting on people because they don't follow science news but have reactions when it's presented to them

nice
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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 1:56:14 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
Shitting on people because they don't follow science news but have reactions when it's presented to them

nice

I'm shitting on the media. redrocket then asked for it
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redrocket
01/02/21 1:57:42 PM
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DM_DOKURO posted...
redrocket then asked for it

victim blaming too

nice

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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 1:58:25 PM
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redrocket posted...


victim blaming too

nice

making light of sexual assault

nice
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turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:59:46 PM
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Fair that you were shitting on the media

And yeah redrocket wasn't exactly polite to you

Though your reply was to directly attack his (lack of) understanding of the science, which does undermine your point that it's not a disdain of the people, but the media
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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 2:08:03 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
Fair that you were shitting on the media

And yeah redrocket wasn't exactly polite to you

Though your reply was to directly attack his (lack of) understanding of the science, which does undermine your point that it's not a disdain of the people, but the media

I gave three groups. The first two groups don't understand the science. The third group, which I put red in, isn't necessarily ignorant. It's not just funny. That's a pretty fair target to attack in response to his post, wouldn't you say?
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DeepsPraw
01/02/21 2:10:27 PM
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yeah let me know when this is put into something actually useful

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turbopuns3
01/02/21 2:11:42 PM
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Putting him on the 3rd group feels like a retcon here
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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 2:12:20 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
Putting him on the 3rd group feels like a retcon here

DM_DOKURO posted...
You're in the third camp

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turbopuns3
01/02/21 2:13:47 PM
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That would be where the retcon occurred yes
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turbopuns3
01/02/21 2:14:20 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
your reply was to directly attack his (lack of) understanding of the science

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Bane_Of_Despair
01/02/21 2:15:10 PM
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Can I be put into the "that's neat to read about" tier

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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 2:17:20 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
That would be where the retcon occurred yes

what? are you talking about my first post?
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turbopuns3
01/02/21 2:20:52 PM
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Post #5

It looks like you are at the point of "I only insulted your intelligence because you made an awful joke"

Which is not a super lovable trait

But anyway idk you or really care about this topic any more, just calling it how I see it
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DM_DOKURO
01/02/21 2:22:10 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
Post #5

It looks like you are at the point of "I only insulted your intelligence because you made an awful joke"

Which is not a super lovable trait

But anyway idk you or really care about this topic any more, just calling it how I see it

ah. i forgot the post order. yeah, fair enough
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Webbernet
01/02/21 2:37:17 PM
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Oh my god just kiss already

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turbopuns3
01/02/21 2:48:26 PM
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Ok lemme just quantum teleport over to DM's house real quick
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Waluigi1
01/02/21 2:57:43 PM
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This title is kinda misleading. Still neat though. I didn't know we were trying to achieve quantum internet.

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foolm0r0n
01/02/21 3:01:26 PM
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I honestly wish teleportation was real so I could teleport the f out of this topic

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The Utility Man
01/02/21 3:12:18 PM
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DM_DOKURO posted...
scientists have accomplished a process that nobody understands over a distance slighter larger than their previous attempts that nobody remembers and it gets in the news every time

I wish that could have been the topic title instead.

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NBIceman
01/02/21 3:26:31 PM
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What a thread this is.

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turbopuns3
01/02/21 4:00:37 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
I honestly wish teleportation was real so I could teleport the f out of this topic

this joke is so bad what are you some kinda idiot I'm not inviting you to my quantum teleportation party
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scarletspeed7
01/02/21 4:10:26 PM
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Actually that's a fair reaction to that particular joke tbh.

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greengravy294
01/02/21 4:41:13 PM
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Wanglicious
01/02/21 5:03:32 PM
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oh, it's entanglement stuff.
bit of a weird way to title it but cool.

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LordoftheMorons
01/02/21 5:15:01 PM
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Wanglicious posted...
oh, it's entanglement stuff.
bit of a weird way to title it but cool.
It's not the article editorializing; that's what the process is called

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Rango
01/02/21 5:35:12 PM
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I don't know what the Singularity is. I'm just thinking about MCU right now.

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MysticBrohan
01/02/21 5:46:12 PM
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i wanna quantum teleport out of this topic

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Waluigi1
01/02/21 5:48:11 PM
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MysticBrohan posted...
i wanna quantum teleport out of this topic
That joke has already been made you dunce.

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MysticBrohan
01/02/21 5:49:53 PM
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Waluigi1 posted...
That joke has already been made you dunce.
This guy is popular at parties.

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Waluigi1
01/02/21 5:51:52 PM
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MysticBrohan posted...
This guy is popular at parties.
That joke has also already been made. I see what you're getting at here.

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