Current Events > Should I try to kiss my sister in law?

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Rypt
12/26/20 10:44:23 AM
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Just a thought I had. I've flirted with her before, told her she was pretty, told her she looked good, things like that and when I do she usually smiles really big and laughs. One time, I offered to give her and my wife a massage and wife said, "No thanks" and laugh, but her sister got really quiet and just smiled really big. I've offered her drinks before and she's just says, "Sure, might as well." A couple of days ago, on Christmas eve, I was playing playstation and she was watching me, so I asked if she wanted to play too and she joined in.

Was thinking about just asking if I could kiss her or maybe just putting my hand on her leg or something, but not sure if I should push it. She seems to be a little more wild than my wife. Thoughts?
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DezDroppedFreak
12/26/20 10:45:26 AM
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Youve made some really sus topics over the last few days bro

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brotrrwinner
12/26/20 10:45:31 AM
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Pics

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Never forget
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Rypt
12/26/20 10:45:43 AM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Youve made some really sus topics over the last few days bro

not sure what sus means
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Rypt
12/26/20 10:46:11 AM
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brotrrwinner posted...
Pics

lol nope, lets just say she's a thick girl with a nice rack and cute face
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coh
12/26/20 10:46:22 AM
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And that's how you catch a CEman
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bladegash
12/26/20 10:46:24 AM
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Grab your Nike's and just do it bro

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Rypt
12/26/20 10:46:58 AM
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mattymad posted...
On the lips???

yeah or just the side of the face or something
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Frostmourne
12/26/20 10:47:57 AM
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Rypt posted...


not sure what sus means


It's a stupid internet staple short for suspect.
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Jx1010
12/26/20 10:48:07 AM
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Play truth or dare with her.
Cmon have some fun

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Rypt
12/26/20 10:49:07 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
Play truth or dare with her.
Cmon have some fun

kinda hard with only 3 people
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Jx1010
12/26/20 10:52:24 AM
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Rypt posted...
kinda hard with only 3 people
3 people? Whos the 3rd?

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sktgamer_13dude
12/26/20 10:55:05 AM
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Conflict posted...
You're not actually married, are you

Be honest with yourself

Nah dog, this guy totally has a wife. He just makes tons of incel type topics for another reason.

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Blue_Inigo
12/26/20 10:55:42 AM
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Kiss her ass

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/26/20 10:56:56 AM
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pee in her butt
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yemmy
12/26/20 10:57:28 AM
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THIS is a real CE Christmas topic

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Shablagoo
12/26/20 10:58:31 AM
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Rypt posted...
Thoughts?

lmaooo

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Irony
12/26/20 10:58:32 AM
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U wot m8

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Rypt
12/26/20 10:59:57 AM
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3 people, me my wife and her sister
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trappedunderice
12/26/20 11:00:00 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
It's a stupid internet staple short for suspect.
For real, it all started with that shitty Among Us game.

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Buu_88
12/26/20 11:00:54 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
For real, it all started with that shitty Among Us game.

People have been saying "suss" for years IRL, it's short for suspicious

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Shablagoo
12/26/20 11:02:35 AM
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also Among Us is awesome

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Choco
12/26/20 11:03:18 AM
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does your wife enjoy being cucked by her sister

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The_Creep_2020
12/26/20 11:04:05 AM
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Tell your wife your plans. Shell be a great wing(wo)man

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trappedunderice
12/26/20 11:05:36 AM
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Buu_88 posted...
People have been saying "suss" for years IRL, it's short for suspicious
Never have I heard anyone say that.
Shablagoo posted...
also Among Us is awesome
No.

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Rypt
12/26/20 11:06:52 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Tell your wife your plans. Shell be a great wing(wo)man

Actually, I dont think she would go for it. But she did let me grab her ass infront of her sister, after they had a few drinks. Normally, she doesnt like it.
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Politics
12/26/20 11:07:34 AM
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haha I am laughing so hard, what the FUCK is wrong with you lol

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DezDroppedFreak
12/26/20 11:09:10 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
For real, it all started with that shitty Among Us game.
Sus predates among us by a long-ass time dude

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armandro
12/26/20 11:09:16 AM
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Buu_88 posted...
People have been saying "suss" for years IRL, it's short for suspicious
lmao
imagine being a gamer and thinking sus is from among us

do you people not go outside and talk to people?

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Anteaterking
12/26/20 11:10:36 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
For real, it all started with that s***ty Among Us game.

"sus" and "suss" had been used plenty before that.

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Rypt
12/26/20 11:11:01 AM
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Politics posted...
haha I am laughing so hard, what the FUCK is wrong with you lol

how in the world is that wrong?
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Choco
12/26/20 11:19:14 AM
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guys it's time to stop quoting the same troll post over and over

this is why people should use the fucking block feature damn

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Rypt
12/26/20 11:24:42 AM
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I guess i will just ask her next time
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Gamerguymass
12/26/20 11:25:19 AM
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Rypt posted...
Actually, I dont think she would go for it. But she did let me grab her ass infront of her sister, after they had a few drinks. Normally, she doesnt like it.

Wait wait wait, are you telling me that you don't think your wife would go for the plan of her helping you to get into her sister's pants?

The nerve of some women!

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Choco
12/26/20 11:25:21 AM
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your wife be cool with it?

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Jx1010
12/26/20 11:37:18 AM
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TC who is the 3rd person?!?
Everyone behave in the court room!

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Greenfox111
12/26/20 12:18:49 PM
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Yeah man risk ruining your marriage, why not

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Jx1010
12/26/20 12:37:08 PM
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Oh sister in law, I was thinking of the step sister

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3PiesAndAFork
12/26/20 12:37:54 PM
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This guy doesn't even have a wife. Stop biting folks.

His wife is as real as cpt. Pinapple's, but this guy's gimmick is not nearly as funny.

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Gwynevere
12/26/20 12:44:55 PM
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Go for it, post updates afterward

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VTBM
12/26/20 12:46:49 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
pee in her butt


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Hippocrates
12/26/20 12:47:56 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
It's a stupid internet staple short for suspect.
it's not an Internet thing it's been around for decades

also people really don't recognize usernames on here huh
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clyde_frog
12/26/20 12:48:11 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
For real, it all started with that shitty Among Us game.

You never went outside much pre-pandemic, did you?

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trappedunderice
12/26/20 1:02:05 PM
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clyde_frog posted...
You never went outside much pre-pandemic, did you?

Frostmourne posted...
It's a stupid internet staple short for suspect.


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David1988
12/26/20 1:23:49 PM
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Has mommy milkers also been around for decades? Cuz I literally heard on CE couple of months ago

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