Poll of the Day > Would vaginas be better if they were horizontal?

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Recently my wife (10 years in February!!) has been complaining that her nether regions aren't "pretty" enough because she thinks horizontal things are beautiful whereas vertical things repulse her. For example, I had to get rid of all my vertical striped shirts and replace them with horizontal. I tried telling her this is a non-issue for most people, but she's dead convinced every person on the street is judging her even though most of them don't even take note of her.

So whether you're male or female, have one or not, what's your preference?

have you just like, tried rotating HER 90 degrees?

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I can always tell when a woman has a vertical vagina. If I see them in public I judge them so they feel shame.

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LuciferSage posted...

have you just like, tried rotating HER 90 degrees?

I've suggested that to her multiple times but her response is always immediate disgust that I would be in a horizontal position then from her perspective. I tried.

Mead posted...

I can always tell when a woman has a vertical vagina. If I see them in public I judge them so they feel shame.

You are the exact type of person I'm trying to convince her doesn't exist! Please stop existing rn!

JigsawTDC posted...

Recently my wife (10 years in February!!)

JigsawTDC posted...

while my girlfriend takes care of me.

You have a GF and a wife? Nice!

So whether you're male or female, have one or not, what's your preference?

I have no preference as I'll never be in one.

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JigsawTDC posted...

Recently my wife (10 years in February!!)

Make sure to get a nice party hat and lots of ice cream

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Get a fleshlight, and trying both vertical and horizontal...
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As someone with one, the prospect of it being rotated 90 degrees sounds incredibly uncomfortable.

JigsawTDC posted...

Recently my wife (10 years in February!!)

Planning anything?

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Take a picture of it and photoshop it sideways. Then photoshop it to be like a plus (+) sign

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CarefreeDude posted...

Take a picture of it and photoshop it sideways. Then photoshop it to be like a plus (+) sign

We need an xgina too

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personally, i don't think we need to stop at just one vagina. there should be two

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JigsawTDC posted...

I've suggested that to her multiple times but her response is always immediate disgust that I would be in a horizontal position then from her perspective. I tried.

But isn't a horizontal position exactly what she likes?

JigsawTDC posted...

she thinks horizontal things are beautiful whereas vertical things repulse her.

Or do both horizontal and vertical disgust her now?

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You're asking whether the "slit" on the woman's body should be horizontal or vertical, right? If so, I voted for vertical because then it matches the rest of the body, which is basically vertical when standing up. Horizontal would also look too much like a mouth. >_>

The whole concept of being squicked by vertical things is weird, no offence meant.

TheWitchMorgana posted...

personally, i don't think we need to stop at just one vagina. there should be two

That does happen sometimes. Usually in conjunction with uterus didelphys. I know someone who has two.

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TheWitchMorgana posted...

personally, i don't think we need to stop at just one vagina. there should be two

Screw that just jizz on her back and reproduce like gremlins

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Wouldn't we need horizontal dicks if there were horizontal vaginas?

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People who don't understand human anatomy...

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SunWuKung420 posted...

People who don't understand human anatomy...

That didnt stop troma films from making it in a movie.
Class of nukem high: subhumanoid meltdown
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzkyYTFmOWEtMjY2OS00Nzc2LTgzYTktNGNhYTgyMjQyMDY1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_.jpg

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She's repulsed by vertical things, enough to make you throw away clothes, and she thoroughly believes people are judging her?

That's really bizarre. Your wife might have some mental problems. Why is nobody talking about this? Is it a joke?

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Your wife is weird

OhhhJa posted...

Your wife is weird

well, she is 10 /s

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TheWitchMorgana posted...

personally, i don't think we need to stop at just one vagina. there should be two

Many guys apparently want two dicks... So, that would work...
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JigsawTDC posted...

I had to get rid of all my vertical striped shirts and replace them with horizontal.

Horizontal stripes make you look thinner. Vertical stripes make you look taller... So, there's that...
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Horizontal Vs wouldn't work very well with human anatomy.

Her making you get rid of vertical stripes is divorce worthy. Seriously........Vertical stripes, on top of looking a million times better than horizontal, give an illusion of a slimmer appearance while horizontal stripes do the opposite, especially if you are already chubby. Clothing designers know this too and that is why 99% of striped shirts are vertical vs horizontal.

She wants to pee on her leg?

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Ohioguy1980 posted...

Horizontal Vs wouldn't work very well with human anatomy.

Her making you get rid of vertical stripes is divorce worthy. Seriously........Vertical stripes, on top of looking a million times better than horizontal, give an illusion of a slimmer appearance while horizontal stripes do the opposite, especially if you are already chubby. Clothing designers know this too and that is why 99% of striped shirts are vertical vs horizontal.

I read something different online. I read horizontal makes you look thinner, and vertical makes you look taller...
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What the actual fuck is this?

I thought my ex not liking cheese was bad.

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Inside out

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zebatov posted...

I thought my ex not liking cheese was bad.

It is. Good thing you dumped them. What kind of monster doesn't like cheese?
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Idea: vagina that can also grate cheese

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Blightzkrieg posted...

Idea: vagina that can also grate cheese

Vagina dentata!! Teeth is a fantastic movie.

I instantly thought of the guy from hannibal. "Japanese pussy run sideways"

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This is my favorite topic.

There should be horizontal buttcracks too

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SilentSeph posted...

There should be horizontal buttcracks too

please don't put any ideas in her head. this is difficult enough to deal with already, I don't need her realizing that buttcracks are vertical too!!

SilentSeph posted...

There should be horizontal buttcracks too

I like my buttcrack vertical, though. Not only does it make me look taller, but it's easier for eating...
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LinkPizza posted...

I like my buttcrack vertical, though. Not only does it make me look taller, but it's easier for eating...

Valid points but if you poop with a horizontal buttcrack, it will look like your butt is talking

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SilentSeph posted...

Valid points but if you poop with a horizontal buttcrack, it will look like your butt is talking

Thats only if someone is looking. But the police having told me I have to stop pooping I front of people. They wont give me a good reason to. But they said I had to stop. Which means no one would get to see my talking butt...
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LinkPizza posted...

It is. Good thing you dumped them. What kind of monster doesn't like cheese?

Well, she liked it on pizza, but nothing else. So she has that.

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This topic has WAY too many posts

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Soup_or_Science posted...

This topic has WAY too many posts

That's how I feel about most threads I create.

Would Gamefaqs be better if the posts were ordered horizontally?

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Soup_or_Science posted...

This topic has WAY too many posts

there's a second topic for Tea. the first one got to 500.

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LuciferSage posted...

there's a second topic for Tea. the first one got to 500.

I had no clue there was a first one. I like that topic though, is interesting, would read again

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Blightzkrieg posted...

Idea: vagina that can also grate cheese

I can open pickle jars with my vagina.

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You ever see those ladies using their vaginas to steal alcohol?
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LinkPizza posted...

You ever see those ladies using their vaginas to steal alcohol?

What about the ones that use their vaginas to steal semen?

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LuciferSage posted...

have you just like, tried rotating HER 90 degrees?

Yes. Yes I have.