Current Events > Your friend is cooking porkchop sandwiches when suddenly the kitchen is on fire

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NeonOctopus
11/17/20 7:29:51 AM
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What do you do!?

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Kaiganeer
11/17/20 7:30:53 AM
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save the porkchop sandwiches
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__Fiale__
11/17/20 7:31:58 AM
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Wonder why it wasn't steak.

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bknight
11/17/20 7:40:23 AM
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Wonder why these steamed hams taste like McDonald's burger.
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pinky0926
11/17/20 7:41:40 AM
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Gi joe

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spikethedevil
11/17/20 7:42:47 AM
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Wonder why Im suddenly in The Sims.

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A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod!
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NeonOctopus
11/17/20 7:55:41 AM
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Only 1 person got it so far smh

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BloodMoon7
11/17/20 8:01:47 AM
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I run in and save the precious sandwiches and then knock my friend into the fire. I throw the sandwiches in the toilet.

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WilliamPorygon
11/17/20 8:03:09 AM
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Ask to see Aurora Borealis

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monkmith
11/17/20 8:05:33 AM
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grease fire? smother the pan with a pot lid and dump either salt or baking soda on any other flaming grease.

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Taarsidath-an halsaam.
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specialkid8
11/17/20 8:21:45 AM
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I freeze up and start going "beh beh beh beh"
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Polycosm
11/17/20 8:39:11 AM
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Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop all the downloading

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MrToothHasYou
11/17/20 8:40:51 AM
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Holy shit get the fuck out


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Tsuyoi3
11/17/20 8:50:16 AM
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I'll freak out and wait for someone to scream at me.
Also won't touch doorknobs.

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Master_Bass
11/17/20 8:52:50 AM
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Fuck we're all dead! Get the fuck out!

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Pitlord_Special
11/17/20 9:03:35 AM
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Bravely attempt to put out the fire with my kitchen extinguisher only for it to spread and consume me entirely, leaving only a burnt pile of ash on the floor.

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