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BalanceLost
11/13/20 3:44:28 PM
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Come to Daddy BL



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g0ldie
11/13/20 3:47:17 PM
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kinda sucks how after Star Wars, you haven't really heard anything from him (besides Jumper, I guess)

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Bleuets
11/13/20 3:47:47 PM
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Should have brought Anakin back for the sequels. Missed opportunity.
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g0ldie
11/13/20 3:49:05 PM
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they say you can hear his voice in Rise of Skywalker, but you can easily miss it if you're not looking for it

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BalanceLost
11/13/20 3:57:14 PM
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g0ldie posted...
kinda sucks how after Star Wars, you haven't really heard anything from him (besides Jumper, I guess)

g0ldie posted...
they say you can hear his voice in Rise of Skywalker, but you can easily miss it if you're not looking for it
Yeah, he just disappeared.

And yes, you can hear his voice but you really need to pay attention.

Bleuets posted...
Should have brought Anakin back for the sequels. Missed opportunity.
Aye! He should have been a Force ghost.

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Cleo_II
11/13/20 4:01:28 PM
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I remember all the girls my age pining for him at the time. I was the only weirdo who liked Ewan McGregor more
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SSJGrimReaper
11/13/20 4:12:49 PM
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Bleuets posted...
Should have brought Anakin back for the sequels. Missed opportunity.
i heard they might bring him back for the obi wan disney+ series

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Frostmourne
11/13/20 4:13:12 PM
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Is TC a dude?
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Colorahdo
11/13/20 4:14:49 PM
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why does that suck

Anakin was the worst part of the prequels. It's like everyone around him is trying to make up for his terrible acting

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BalanceLost
11/14/20 2:12:20 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
I remember all the girls my age pining for him at the time. I was the only weirdo who liked Ewan McGregor more
Girl, you into more mature men? ;)

Frostmourne posted...
Is TC a dude?
Yeah. How so?

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ReySkywalker95
11/14/20 2:17:39 AM
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If only his acting was as good as his looks.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/14/20 2:35:44 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
I remember all the girls my age pining for him at the time. I was the only weirdo who liked Ewan McGregor more
what about the girls who wanted darth maul

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Scotty_Rogers
11/14/20 2:36:42 AM
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He was certainly burning hot in it.

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NeoBowser
11/14/20 3:26:46 AM
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he's obv pretty but he doesn't do anything for me

Frostmourne posted...
Is TC a dude?

gay!!!!!!!!


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indica
11/14/20 3:31:04 AM
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ReySkywalker95 posted...
If only his acting was as good as his looks.


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g0ldie
11/14/20 3:33:20 AM
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*BalanceLost when he's talking about Hayden Christensen*:

https://i.imgur.com/ArJWPyL.gif

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awesome999
11/14/20 3:38:49 AM
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He was the first dude that I looked at and thought "That is one attractive man". I was, what 10 or so and I had experience with recognising female beauty (as in everyone with medium to big tits and not horribly old). But never before had I judged or recognised male beauty before Hayden
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BalanceLost
11/14/20 9:01:30 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
what about the girls who wanted darth maul
Kinky girls (and guys)

Scotty_Rogers posted...
He was certainly burning hot in it.
lol

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NeoBowser posted...
he's obv pretty but he doesn't do anything for me

gay!!!!!!!!
Ultra gay!! *rainbowing intensifies*

g0ldie posted...
*BalanceLost when he's talking about Hayden Christensen*:

https://i.imgur.com/ArJWPyL.gif
Hell yeah lmao. Very spot on tbh.

awesome999 posted...
He was the first dude that I looked at and thought "That is one attractive man". I was, what 10 or so and I had experience with recognising female beauty (as in everyone with medium to big tits and not horribly old). But never before had I judged or recognised male beauty before Hayden
It is exciting when stuff like this happens.

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orangefire25
11/14/20 9:04:36 AM
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Yeah he kinda disappeared but jumper was a masterpiece imo

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An_Actual_Chad
11/14/20 9:09:31 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
Is TC a dude?
Lol, I have TC tagged as "girl maybe?" from some other post from a while back. But I can't remember the context.

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Lairen
11/14/20 9:13:34 AM
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But he sucked ao it makes sense.

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BalanceLost
11/15/20 3:14:54 PM
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An_Actual_Chad posted...
Lol, I have TC tagged as "girl maybe?" from some other post from a while back. But I can't remember the context.
Wtf <_<

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Akagami_Shanks
11/15/20 3:34:14 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
what about the girls who wanted darth maul
what about the girls who wanted general grievous

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/15/20 3:39:23 PM
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Should have returned for Sequel Trilogy
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DrizztLink
11/15/20 3:43:03 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
what about the girls who wanted general grievous
Poly.

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Notti
11/17/20 4:15:25 AM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...

what about the girls who wanted general grievous


*insert Foxxy Love lightsaber scene*
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Endgame
11/17/20 4:34:15 AM
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g0ldie posted...
they say you can hear his voice in Rise of Skywalker, but you can easily miss it if you're not looking for it

Uhh, no? It was one of the louder ones.

And pretty obvious given he talked about bringing balance to the Force. Know anyone else who accomplished that?

Colorahdo posted...
Anakin was the worst part of the prequels. It's like everyone around him is trying to make up for his terrible acting

His acting wasn't terrible. He did portray Anakin exactly the way George Lucas wanted him to per Lucas' own admission. The real problem was that George Lucas is introverted and somewhat bad at writing scrpits as a result. (Harrison Ford famously told him "You can write this shit but you can't say it George!" or something along those lines on the set of ESB.) Back in the OT he had other people to help him. But for the PT no one wanted to try to reign him in. Direction matters a lot for movies. Even top tier actors have delivered subpar performances under the direction of bad directors.

But George Lucas did have an idea of what he wanted to do with Anakin. And that intention is still portrayed: Anakin is suppose to be awkward and confused because of his upbringing. He was raised to be chaste as a Jedi but as Yoda noted, he was too old. And already in love in Padme before he begain his training. And then there's the fuckery the Jedi and Palpatine were pulling on him..... Anakin is SUPPOSED to be not mentally sound. Because his entire life he has been subtly groomed by Palpatine AND became a powerful Jedi only to never get recognition from the Jedi Council who pretty openly hated him. (Working hard only to never get recognition would do a number on anyone. Even more humble individuals.)

George Lucas is a great ideas man. (People DO consider the lightsaber fights to be the best parts of the PT.) But he needed other writers to help iron out his ideas as he had in the OT. But because George Lucas had so much clout and was a legendary director because of the OT, no one wanted to be the one to try to tell him "No. This is a bad idea."

I still think George Lucas' base ideas for the story he wanted to tell were solid. Certainly better than TLJ and RotS at any rate. And I think a lot of people recognize that and that is why they warmed up to the Prequels over time. (That, and RotS was straight up a good movie. I don't care what anyone says.)

TLJ was just an absolute clusterfuck. Which hurts more after seeing Knives Out and knowing that Rian Johnson actually knows how to tell a good story when it's completely his own.
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