Poll of the Day > A kid in the grocery store just has their mom if I'm a slut

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IronBornCorps 11/12/20 11:36:05 AM #1:	I was in the produce section, you know...getting some produce (blueberries specifically). When behind me I hear "Mommy mommy! Is that a slut??" I turn around to see, and the kid is pointing right at me. The mom looks mortified, says she's sorry and quickly moves along... Now I have blueberries. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947076808] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>I was in the produce section, you know...getting some produce (blueberries specifically). When behind me I hear "Mommy mommy! Is that a slut??" I turn around to see, and the kid is pointing right at me. The mom looks mortified, says she's sorry and quickly moves along... Now I have blueberries. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 11/12/20 11:40:37 AM #2:	Well, that sounds awkward... But Blueberries!!! --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:947076995] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Well, that sounds awkward... But Blueberries!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 11:43:03 AM #3:	My guess is the kid heard mommy and daddy/other mommy talking about daddy's/mommy's new friend or something. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947077086] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>My guess is the kid heard mommy and daddy/other mommy talking about daddy's/mommy's new friend or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 11/12/20 12:00:28 PM #4:	Kid saw the pics you posted here --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:947077760] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Kid saw the pics you posted here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 11/12/20 12:06:32 PM #5:	Well are you??? --- The Betrayer <cite>Mead posted [p:947078039] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Well are you??? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BADoglick 11/12/20 12:07:38 PM #6:	Mead posted... Well are you??? --- BADoglick to the Max! <cite>BADoglick posted [p:947078085] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>Well are you???</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/12/20 12:09:14 PM #7:	Mead posted... Well are you??? Asking the real questions --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:947078154] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>Well are you???</quote>Asking the real questions </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 12:11:12 PM #8:	Can I just say if I lived in Puritan times, I probably would have received the scarlet letter. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947078244] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Can I just say if I lived in Puritan times, I probably would have received the scarlet letter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blade_Trinity 11/12/20 12:16:38 PM #9:	This happened. --- Foxtrot Oscar <cite>Blade_Trinity posted [p:947078469] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>This happened. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 11/12/20 1:02:31 PM #10:	Blade_Trinity posted... This happened. Yeah we need to see your blueberry receipt --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:947080306] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Blade_Trinity posted... </cite> <quote>This happened.</quote>Yeah we need to see your blueberry receipt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pedro45 11/12/20 1:15:42 PM #11:	Were you wearing a shirt saying "potentially a slut"? --- Warning: Sometimes biased https://imgur.com/V0x5fw8 https://imgur.com/IOovUge https://imgur.com/zw7bqPH <cite>pedro45 posted [p:947080832] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Were you wearing a shirt saying "potentially a slut"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 11/12/20 1:25:49 PM #12:	Are you a slut? --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:947081209] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Are you a slut? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 11/12/20 1:27:39 PM #13:	That's actually hilarious. --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:947081275] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>That's actually hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 11/12/20 1:29:48 PM #14:	And then the whole store clapped. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:947081367] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>And then the whole store clapped. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 11/12/20 1:33:34 PM #15:	this doesnt sound believable but lol if true --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:947081492] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote> this doesnt sound believable but lol if true </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 11/12/20 1:35:10 PM #16:	did he try and pay you? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:947081561] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>did he try and pay you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OniRonin 11/12/20 1:37:09 PM #17:	when kids see me in the grocery store they ask their mom if im a gamer --- god is dumb. she/her #NotAllGamers #YesAllLandlods <cite>OniRonin posted [p:947081618] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>when kids see me in the grocery store they ask their mom if im a gamer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 5:05:43 PM #18:	I don't really keep grocery receipts... but yeah, kids have no shame in what they say. It wouldn't be surprising if the kid heard it in an argument, or has an older sibling who said the word around them. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947090188] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>I don't really keep grocery receipts... but yeah, kids have no shame in what they say. It wouldn't be surprising if the kid heard it in an argument, or has an older sibling who said the word around them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnZo87 11/12/20 5:18:36 PM #19:	What do you look like TC? May I be the judge? --- Trust me on this one; I pretend to read books. ~ nudojudo <cite>EnZo87 posted [p:947090724] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>What do you look like TC? May I be the judge? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 11/12/20 5:25:14 PM #20:	Buying blueberries while dressed in only lingerie will lead to this type of situation --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:947090998] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Buying blueberries while dressed in only lingerie will lead to this type of situation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 11/12/20 5:27:54 PM #21:	and then the crowd burst into applause. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:947091098] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>and then the crowd burst into applause. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 11/12/20 5:28:20 PM #22:	I'd die laughing if that happened to me. Poor woman. Kids have no filter. --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:947091122] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>I'd die laughing if that happened to me. Poor woman. Kids have no filter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/12/20 5:29:59 PM #23:	IronBornCorps posted... Now I have blueberries. ... but are you slut? If so next time just show your arse to the kid and ask if mum is interested. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:947091177] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>Now I have blueberries.</quote> ... but are you slut? If so next time just show your arse to the kid and ask if mum is interested. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 11/12/20 5:30:05 PM #24:	Yes you are a slut ~~for blueberries~~. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:947091183] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Yes you are a slut for blueberries. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 5:31:01 PM #25:	EnZo87 posted... What do you look like TC? May I be the judge? --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947091225] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>EnZo87 posted... </cite> <quote>What do you look like TC? May I be the judge?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/12/20 5:32:14 PM #26:	--- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:947091280] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 5:32:35 PM #27:	Jen0125 posted... I'd die laughing if that happened to me. Poor woman. Kids have no filter. I thought it was quite funny. I told the mom not to worry about it, I have a nephew. I know kids say literally whatever they are thinking. edit the funniest thing to me is that I probably wasn't the only person who that happened to that day. I can just see that kid asking their mom if everyone they saw was a slut. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947091293] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd die laughing if that happened to me. Poor woman. Kids have no filter.</quote> I thought it was quite funny. I told the mom not to worry about it, I have a nephew. I know kids say literally whatever they are thinking. edit the funniest thing to me is that I probably wasn't the only person who that happened to that day. I can just see that kid asking their mom if everyone they saw was a slut. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 5:34:56 PM #28:	Also yes, I am a total slut for blueberries. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947091383] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Also yes, I am a total slut for blueberries. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AWinterJ 11/12/20 5:36:15 PM #29:	Although not a slut you are a bloke dressed as a lady. Kids get confused. --- Your arms are just too short to box with God. <cite>AWinterJ posted [p:947091431] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Although not a slut you are a bloke dressed as a lady. Kids get confused. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 5:37:03 PM #30:	rude Also, your gimmick of one account being semi nice, and the other being the "fiend" is kind of stale Winter. I hope you remember this behavior when you wonder why trans people don't disclose to you. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947091462] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>rude Also, your gimmick of one account being semi nice, and the other being the "fiend" is kind of stale Winter. I hope you remember this behavior when you wonder why trans people don't disclose to you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 11/12/20 5:48:30 PM #31:	wwinterj25 posted... heres what i look like https://i.imgur.com/fHSG3za.jpg --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:947091910] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted... </cite> <quote></quote> heres what i look like https://i.imgur.com/fHSG3za.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/12/20 5:54:15 PM #32:	IronBornCorps posted... I hope you remember this behavior when you wonder why trans people don't disclose to you. I've always wanted to be disclosed. Even more so by you hot stuff. Kimbos_Egg posted... heres what i look like https://i.imgur.com/fHSG3za.jpg Scrap that Kimbo is more attractive. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:947092187] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>I hope you remember this behavior when you wonder why trans people don't disclose to you.</quote> I've always wanted to be disclosed. Even more so by you hot stuff. Kimbos_Egg posted... </cite> <quote>heres what i look like https://i.imgur.com/fHSG3za.jpg</quote> Scrap that Kimbo is more attractive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/12/20 6:33:23 PM #33:	Jen0125 posted... Kids have no filter. Took my kids to use the restroom when we were at Target. We all took turns using the toilet and when it was my turn my daughter says - loud as hell - "Dad, I can see your penis." I heard some dude by the sink snort back a laugh. We try not to make a big deal about that stuff, so I just said "Yeah that's my penis" and changed the topic. If I giggled or laughed they would've kept going with it. I didn't want to get them riled up with penis talk at Target. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:947093851] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Kids have no filter.</quote>Took my kids to use the restroom when we were at Target. We all took turns using the toilet and when it was my turn my daughter says - loud as hell - "Dad, I can see your penis." I heard some dude by the sink snort back a laugh. We try not to make a big deal about that stuff, so I just said "Yeah that's my penis" and changed the topic. If I giggled or laughed they would've kept going with it. I didn't want to get them riled up with penis talk at Target. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 11/12/20 6:41:04 PM #34:	Lmaoooo --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:947094173] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Lmaoooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 6:46:03 PM #35:	That is hilarious Far-Queue --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947094376] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>That is hilarious Far-Queue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 11/12/20 6:50:35 PM #36:	IronBornCorps posted... rude Also, your gimmick of one account being semi nice, and the other being the "fiend" is kind of stale Winter. I hope you remember this behavior when you wonder why trans people don't disclose to you. Holy shit how did I not catch onto this sooner. It's totally true if you're not Jen. Little winter and I have like playful banter, but big winter is a straight up dick. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:947094524] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>rude Also, your gimmick of one account being semi nice, and the other being the "fiend" is kind of stale Winter. I hope you remember this behavior when you wonder why trans people don't disclose to you.</quote> Holy shit how did I not catch onto this sooner. It's totally true if you're not Jen. Little winter and I have like playful banter, but big winter is a straight up dick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/12/20 6:54:41 PM #37:	JigsawTDC posted... but big winter is a straight up dick. Wow reported. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:947094675] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>JigsawTDC posted... </cite> <quote>but big winter is a straight up dick.</quote> Wow reported. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raddest_Chad 11/12/20 7:23:37 PM #38:	I have a relatively distant cousin that my other cousins' found out was a stripper by seeing her working there one day. It's so funny, because she looks about how you'd expect, and then her sister is the definition of plain. It's like she's trying to look as neutral as possible. --- Formerly The Cyborg Ninja <cite>Raddest_Chad posted [p:947095696] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>I have a relatively distant cousin that my other cousins' found out was a stripper by seeing her working there one day. It's so funny, because she looks about how you'd expect, and then her sister is the definition of plain. It's like she's trying to look as neutral as possible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 11/12/20 7:26:20 PM #39:	Raddest_Chad posted... I have a relatively distant cousin that my other cousins' found out was a stripper by seeing her working there one day. It's so funny, because she looks about how you'd expect, and then her sister is the definition of plain. It's like she's trying to look as neutral as possible. That is an awkward way to find out for sure. My step sister is also a stripper and has an OnlyFans, she makes good money from it. I support her professional choices, even if every other choice she makes is really uninformed and rather dumb. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:947095814] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>Raddest_Chad posted... </cite> <quote>I have a relatively distant cousin that my other cousins' found out was a stripper by seeing her working there one day. It's so funny, because she looks about how you'd expect, and then her sister is the definition of plain. It's like she's trying to look as neutral as possible.</quote> That is an awkward way to find out for sure. My step sister is also a stripper and has an OnlyFans, she makes good money from it. I support her professional choices, even if every other choice she makes is really uninformed and rather dumb. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raddest_Chad 11/12/20 7:30:58 PM #40:	IronBornCorps posted... That is an awkward way to find out for sure. My step sister is also a stripper and has an OnlyFans, she makes good money from it. I support her professional choices, even if every other choice she makes is really uninformed and rather dumb. Yeah, I don't judge. It is what it is. As long as you're not hurting yourself or others in any way. --- Formerly The Cyborg Ninja <cite>Raddest_Chad posted [p:947095967] in A kid in t... [t:79104847]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>That is an awkward way to find out for sure. My step sister is also a stripper and has an OnlyFans, she makes good money from it. I support her professional choices, even if every other choice she makes is really uninformed and rather dumb.</quote>Yeah, I don't judge. It is what it is. As long as you're not hurting yourself or others in any way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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