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treewojima 11/12/20 8:12:33 AM #1: |
Upper management has decreed that coffee machines are vectors for COVID, so they're officially banned. Existing installs are blocked off with "out of order" signs. (So are the public water fountains and break room fridges with water dispensers, lul)
He brought it in the other day, uses it in the morning or whenever he needs a pick me up, then simply places a cardboard box over top of it to hide when not in use. It's the Solid Snake of Keurig machines ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 11/12/20 8:14:52 AM #2: |
You gonna snitch?
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The_Korey 11/12/20 8:15:14 AM #3: |
To be fair, if it's for his personal use only, being a Covid vector is moot.
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treewojima 11/12/20 8:16:51 AM #4: |
Turbam posted...
You gonna snitch? Snitches get The_Korey posted... To be fair, if it's for his personal use only, being a Covid vector is moot. I'm sure he'd be open to us using it, but I'm not a big coffee guy anymore ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 11/12/20 8:21:49 AM #5: |
why does america play at covid suppression
you guys already failed and nothing short of a complete lockdown until you are back into single digits is going to help --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 11/12/20 8:22:52 AM #6: |
...do people lick the coffee machine or something?
i'd be more worried about the other people in the office giving me covid by coughing then i would about someone getting covid in my boiling water drink. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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unknownhombre 11/12/20 8:25:05 AM #7: |
The_Korey posted...
To be fair, if it's for his personal use only, being a Covid vector is moot. Yeah it sounds like it's only for personal use. If everyone was coming into his office and using it, that would be different. --- "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, still exists." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SocksForWokMAX5 11/12/20 8:27:23 AM #8: |
It's not illegal since it's for his use only though
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treewojima 11/12/20 8:29:26 AM #9: |
monkmith posted...
...do people lick the coffee machine or something? Iunno. I refill my tumbler of water multiple times a day by just lifting up the "out of order" sign on the fridge. I'd be very concerned if someone was licking that unknownhombre posted... If everyone was coming into his office and using it, that would be differe We're a small department that's locked off from most of the rest of the building, at worst itd be 7 people total that already work in relatively close quarters ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balrog0 11/12/20 8:30:03 AM #10: |
monkmith posted...
...do people lick the coffee machine or something? Even setting aside spread through surface contact, I bet the coffee one is to stop people from wanting to congregate --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrFingers07 11/12/20 8:30:09 AM #11: |
Are coffee machines vectors for Covid19 anyways?
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FursonaNonGrata 11/12/20 8:31:09 AM #12: |
treewojima posted...
Iunno. I refill my tumbler of water multiple times a day by just lifting up the "out of order" sign on the fridge. I'd be very concerned if someone was licking that The problem is that everyone puts their mouths on their water bottles/coffee cups that are likely to come in contact with the water dispenser, coffee maker, etc. Its pretty straightforward. --- I fought the Mods and I won ~The Outlaw Country of Posting~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 11/12/20 8:35:58 AM #13: |
Balrog0 posted...
Even setting aside spread through surface contact, I bet the coffee one is to stop people from wanting to congregateif you're worried about surface spread, there are far worse areas in an office for that. doorknobs and stair rails come to mind. you're right about a congregation point though, didn't think of that one. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 8:38:17 AM #14: |
An illegal coffee maker!? :O
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monkmith 11/12/20 8:38:27 AM #15: |
FursonaNonGrata posted...
The problem is that everyone puts their mouths on their water bottles/coffee cups that are likely to come in contact with the water dispenser, coffee maker, etc. Its pretty straightforward.the likelihood of getting covid by ingesting a tiny amount of it is very low. the real issue would be that there's someone in your office who's actively infectious and sharing air space with you. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FursonaNonGrata 11/12/20 8:45:51 AM #16: |
monkmith posted...
the likelihood of getting covid by ingesting a tiny amount of it is very low. the real issue would be that there's someone in your office who's actively infectious and sharing air space with you. Sure, sharing air space or a coffee maker or water dispenser. Whats the point in trying to downplay the likelihood of spreading Covid through shared surfaces? --- I fought the Mods and I won ~The Outlaw Country of Posting~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 11/12/20 9:24:08 AM #17: |
FursonaNonGrata posted...
Sure, sharing air space or a coffee maker or water dispenser. Whats the point in trying to downplay the likelihood of spreading Covid through shared surfaces?the fact that its considerably less likely? its not downplaying to point out facts. there's a reason people aren't being told to wipe down everything you buy anymore. the point is that if you're worried about getting covid from touching the start button on the office coffee machine, maybe you should be asking why someone with covid is sharing office space with you... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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krazychao5 11/12/20 9:26:50 AM #18: |
yteah, they tried pulling rthis shit on me in my office, but i still use the fridge, coffee maker and microwave. if they are forcing me in to work when i can work from home, i am not going without my comforts to get through the day
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Balrog0 11/12/20 9:26:53 AM #19: |
I don't think anyone follows it but I know my gfs office does have protocols for cleaning surfaces regularly.
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treewojima 11/12/20 4:11:24 PM #20: |
He forwarded us an email from upper management today as well, reiterating mask rules and stating that "All coffee and filtered water stations must remain closed. No shared coffee machines, Keurig machines or individual coffee machines permitted."
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Poop2 11/12/20 4:12:41 PM #21: |
MrFingers07 posted...
Are coffee machines vectors for Covid19 anyways?public use ones, maybe. his own personal kurig shouldnt be an issue ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlmightyCheeks 11/12/20 4:15:16 PM #22: |
Is this a skit for Conan?
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Cobalt_Wasps 11/12/20 4:17:47 PM #23: |
coffee harbors covid now?
you realize how hot coffee is? viruses (particularly covid) dont live for very long in high temperatures.... --- there is no authority but yourself ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NES4EVER 11/12/20 4:21:13 PM #24: |
Just start peppering your conversations with him with mgs references and quotes. See if he catches on.
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Medussa 11/12/20 4:23:24 PM #25: |
wouldn't the smell give him away?
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PatrickMahomes 11/12/20 4:24:59 PM #26: |
if he's the only one using it then who cares
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paerarru 11/13/20 7:39:17 PM #27: |
AlmightyCheeks posted...
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treewojima 11/13/20 8:18:05 PM #28: |
I assure you that it's very, very real. Given that we work in a warehouse there are lots of boxes on shelves and desks, so it blends in
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