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PatrickMahomes
11/01/20 11:40:12 PM
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I never have any clue how to respond. What, do I start grunting and shit?

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Smackems
11/01/20 11:41:42 PM
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*SquaWK! whistle*

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Lairen
11/01/20 11:42:10 PM
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I just talk about work...

So they want me to show up at 7:30 even though theres no good reason yet they complain about the hours im using! Did you finish?

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VonOrdelia
11/01/20 11:42:13 PM
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Whoopity doo here comes the goo!

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Skype
11/01/20 11:42:21 PM
#5:


Tell her about Gamefaqs while doing the deed.

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Lairen
11/01/20 11:43:19 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
I never have any clue how to respond. What, do I start grunting and shit?

Grunts

Shits

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LookANinja
11/01/20 11:43:37 PM
#7:


Just say the typical generic things
"Oh that's so good."
"You're so good at that."
"That feels sooooo good."
"uhhhhhhrrrrrguuuuhhhh"


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21WIVES_CHILL
11/01/20 11:43:47 PM
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Just talk about things you normally talk about during dinner.
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Damn_Underscore
11/01/20 11:43:59 PM
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talk about andy reid

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littlebro07
11/01/20 11:44:12 PM
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Just say the following line and she won't bring it up again. Oh, and you have to say it in Goody's voice:

"Gawrsh, does that rock hard wiener make your panties moist? Hyuck!"

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LookANinja
11/01/20 11:44:26 PM
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Just talk about things you normally talk about during dinner.
"Damn Honey, you sure can make a cream sauce."

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Smackems
11/01/20 11:45:05 PM
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LookANinja posted...
Just say the typical generic things
"Oh that's so good."
"You're so good at that."
"That feels sooooo good."
"uhhhhhhrrrrrguuuuhhhh"
It always melts me when a lady goes "ARRRGHHHEU fefefefe"

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Guerrilla Soldier
11/01/20 11:45:15 PM
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just remember to start every sentence with "oh boy"

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pegusus123456
11/01/20 11:47:26 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqi4kDPC3c

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Shablagoo
11/01/20 11:48:06 PM
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Just ask her to elaborate. Ask her what she likes and what exactly she wants from you. Could be she wants you talking dirty to her or growling low in your throat animalistically, or something like that.


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_____Cait
11/01/20 11:48:53 PM
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Quote Kingdom Hearts

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Vermander
11/01/20 11:48:54 PM
#18:


Try this

Thats right baby, show me that p**** is all mine, let me fill it up over and over.
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wesastro911
11/01/20 11:57:45 PM
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