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Verdekal
10/29/20 3:29:45 AM
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Simon and Garfunkel: "UH OH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!!!!!!!!"

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DeadBankerDream
10/29/20 3:32:52 AM
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Is that a side gig of Garfunkel and Oates?
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"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!"
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Shotgunnova
10/29/20 4:31:47 AM
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Who am I to blow against the wind?

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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Aristoph
10/29/20 4:44:55 AM
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I respond: "HUMP DAY!! YEAAAAAHHH!!!"

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The_Creep_2020
10/29/20 4:47:37 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Is that a side gig of Garfunkel and Oates?
Ill have what hes having.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
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Kajagogo
10/29/20 4:49:37 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Is that a side gig of Garfunkel and Oates?

Sports! Go Sports!

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Webbernet
10/29/20 4:53:58 AM
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Is it a day where Im so tired I shoot simon and Garfunkel with my double barrel shotgun

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Log on to the Webbernet!
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DD Divine
10/29/20 4:59:56 AM
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Sing The Boxer

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
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bigbadharry
10/29/20 5:04:08 AM
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Get out you old freaks it's 3am!?
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Arrgh. Is this the end of lovable Igniz? Why!? There was no way I could lose! Why!? Why!?
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BlingBling22947
10/29/20 6:20:38 AM
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too early

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When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme?
Never on schedule but always on time
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