Current Events > why do internet ppl reflexively wax poetic about how delicious Chick fil a is

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Lysandear
09/02/20 4:24:06 PM
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whenever someone mentions a grievance they have with the company's donations? or any grievance, really

You'll see a slew of users instantly go

"Mmmmm chick fil a!"

"Need my spicy chicky sandy!"

"Sorry gay people - the chicky is just too good!"

"Love chick fil a, impeccable customer service!"

"Chick fil a customer service treats you like a king!"

etc etc etc

why do you think reddit chick fil a threads get bombed by thousands of people (bots?) talking up chick fil a and ignoring the content of the thread itself? it's so weird. just be people. like why cant these people just be normal people
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ultimate reaver
09/02/20 4:24:37 PM
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people like basic bitch food

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Lysandear
09/02/20 4:32:02 PM
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unmatched customer service!
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Shablagoo
09/02/20 4:33:21 PM
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Personally I just think the grievances are overstated a bit. Yes, their COO made some horrible public statements in 2012. However, since then they have stopped funding any organizations that are hostile to LGBTQ rights and have begun funding Covenant House, a pro-LGBTQ charitable organization that concentrates on providing food and shelter to youth facing homelessness.

Plus, they are a rare fast food chain that actually treats and pays their employees well. I have more ire toward a company like McDonalds that treats their workers like garbage.

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R1masher
09/02/20 4:34:39 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
people like basic bitch food

hey! Some of my best friends are people...

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Lysandear
09/02/20 4:36:19 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Personally I just think the grievances are overstated a bit. Yes, their COO made some horrible public statements in 2012. However, since then they have stopped funding any organizations that are hostile to LGBTQ rights and have begun funding Covenant House, a pro-LGBTQ charitable organization that concentrates on providing food and shelter to youth facing homelessness.

Plus, they are a rare fast food chain that actually treats and pays their employees well. I have more ire toward a company like McDonalds that treats their workers like garbage.
They continued donating to anti-gay groups up until last year, and they only stopped because of a sustained backlash

I don't give a shit about mcdonalds right now because I'm asking a specific question about chick fil a.
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Cobalt_Wasps
09/02/20 4:37:18 PM
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tech nerds are notorious for having terrible taste in food

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Esrac
09/02/20 4:38:01 PM
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Would you rather a thread where no one says anything positive about them?
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BenRoethlisberg
09/02/20 4:38:05 PM
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Lysandear posted...
unmatched customer service!
this is objectively true though

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Shablagoo
09/02/20 4:39:40 PM
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Oh, to answer your specific question, it is because there are a lot of shitbag trolls on the internet who dont care about other people and just want to rile others up because it provides them some form of satisfaction in their miserable lives for some reason.

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BloodMoon7
09/02/20 4:40:31 PM
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I never actually had Chick Fillet.

Actually until only recently, I was unaware it's a restaurant. Actually I'm still not sure. I've never seen one. I think I've seen products at the supermarket so I thought they were just a food processing company.

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ColdOne666
09/02/20 4:41:12 PM
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Why do Simps and trolls have a hate boner for Chick fil a. That is the real question.

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voldothegr8
09/02/20 4:41:27 PM
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The food is good, but the speed of getting food is unrivaled on a consistent basis. That's why I love it.
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Lysandear
09/02/20 4:41:50 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I never actually had Chick Fillet.

Actually until only recently, I was unaware it's a restaurant. Actually I'm still not sure. I've never seen one. I think I've seen products at the supermarket so I thought they were just a food processing company.
irrespective of shitty business practices, they just aren't good. naked unseasoned waffle fries (wtf?), and a basic chicken sandwich that is done better almost anywhere else that has a chicken sandwich. the one time i had their nuggets they were half gristle

voldothegr8 posted...
The food is good, but the speed of getting food is unrivaled on a consistent basis. That's why I love it.
This is just a South thing. In NY they're the same as everywhere else. When I lived in TX most places were slow and chick fil a was less slow, so yea
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AdmiralStiff
09/02/20 4:42:10 PM
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Cuz owning the libs is that simple

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Caution999
09/02/20 4:42:15 PM
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Good idea.

I'll have this for dinner tonight.

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Lysandear
09/02/20 4:43:52 PM
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Caution is a great example and I was hoping he'd post ITT to illustrate what I was talking about. Any chick fil a thread on CE, he will jump in sometime on the first page of the thread to say "guess I'll get chick fil a for lunch/dinner"

So, thanks. Now get blocked, turkey
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Bananana
09/02/20 4:45:07 PM
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Chick fil a is like, 6/10 at best

their chicken lowkey tastes like shit

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Prestoff
09/02/20 4:47:36 PM
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People get really defensive over the chicken sandwiches. When people ask for my opinion and i state that they are alright, they immediately will ask what i like and say the thing i liked sucked. Like what was the point in asking my opinion if it will hurt your feelings? I think people in general have too high opinions about chicken sandwiches like chik fila and popeyes.

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WaterLink
09/02/20 4:49:23 PM
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Tons of companies donate to the salvation army but chick fil a is the one that gets the most shit for it for whatever reason. Same with FCA. I was in FCA in HS and I dont remember the subject of gay people or an anti-LGBT agenda come up a single time.

I personally dont care if people choose to eat chick fil a or not for whatever their reasons, i just find it funny that someone will watch the NFL for example yet they have a problem with chick fil a
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Rainbow_Dashing
09/02/20 4:53:36 PM
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Their food is pretty solid, everytime I go in the employees seem to be happy to be there, the service is actually good, the service is fast. Even when they're packed they're still fast. I've been seated and served in times I never expected to be served at.

They seem to be run pretty well considering it is a franchise. I believe they have strict requirements for giving out franchises and that's part of the success and happiness of the employees themselves, so props to them. Oh it's also always clean when I go.

Out of all fast food, they're the best. Their chicken tenders and waffle fries are great. I think Five Guys is also up there. I can't really think of any other fast food that compares to them.

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Lysandear
09/02/20 4:54:24 PM
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Almost nobody is answering the question and they're instead doing the thing I was asking about in the first place
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Medussa
09/02/20 4:55:16 PM
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they cook it in drugs, obviously.

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Squall28
09/02/20 4:56:16 PM
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I never got what the hype was about. They're good, not mindblowing though

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AdmiralStiff
09/02/20 4:56:56 PM
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Lysandear posted...
Almost nobody is answering the question and they're instead doing the thing I was asking about in the first place
Can't you see the strings?
That's pretty much why people do it, you dingus

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Esrac
09/02/20 4:57:04 PM
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Lysandear posted...
Almost nobody is answering the question and they're instead doing the thing I was asking about in the first place

People tend to want to defend what they like and a lot of people like Chic-fil-a.
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Lysandear
09/02/20 4:57:34 PM
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AdmiralStiff posted...
Can't you see the strings?
That's pretty much why people do it, you dingus


that is usually the case, except this time i think a good portion of the users itt didnt realize that's what they did
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Prestoff
09/02/20 4:59:47 PM
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Outer_space posted...
The food ain't that good. Employees are super nice though.

This, probably the best customer service for a fast food joint.

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Eliza-Schuyler
09/02/20 5:00:38 PM
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literally chick fil a is delicious and flavorful. chipotle is bland, chick fil a is like 3 pepper/moes because it just is so much better

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StarReaper13
09/02/20 5:02:20 PM
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I only like their sweet and spicy sriracha sauce, I don't give a shit about any of their other shit

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FlameTurtle
09/02/20 5:03:40 PM
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Lysandear posted...
Caution is a great example and I was hoping he'd post ITT to illustrate what I was talking about. Any chick fil a thread on CE, he will jump in sometime on the first page of the thread to say "guess I'll get chick fil a for lunch/dinner"

So, thanks. Now get blocked, turkey
Anything to own the libs, I guess

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BloodMoon7
09/02/20 5:05:32 PM
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I thought TC was exaggerating but it really do be like that. Everyone's answering with their belly lmao

What do they put in their food, brainwashing formula?

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Eliza-Schuyler
09/02/20 5:08:11 PM
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The taste of Chick Fil A brings joy to my heart. It warms me up inside and makes me smile. The tender juicy chicken warms my heart and gives me serotonin as I happily munch away. The gorgeous, golden-brown waffle fries add the perfect saltiness I never knew I needed. The delightful slight tanginess of the Chick Fil A sauces brings me hope for the world. We were all apart, living in our own depressing, death and terror filled world, but Chick Fil A will unite us all.


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voldothegr8
09/02/20 5:08:29 PM
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Lysandear posted...
This is just a South thing. In NY they're the same as everywhere else. When I lived in TX most places were slow and chick fil a was less slow, so yea

I've eaten CFA in Ohio, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Vegas over the last 4 years and all of them were blazing fast. Probably because all of them were well staffed with an army of smiling workers. It's a key to how successful they are, pay more up front for labor get more customer volume in return.
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glitteringfairy
09/02/20 5:10:37 PM
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Fuck chick Fila. They charge $9ish for a chicken sandwich and that's without a combo. Fuck them. Made me so God damn mad. Not even zaxby's is that expensive and their chicken club sandwich is fucking amazing.

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WaterLink
09/02/20 5:18:26 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Fuck chick Fila. They charge $9ish for a chicken sandwich and that's without a combo. Fuck them

Lol wut? Where do you live? I get a chicken sandwich and a large fry for like $7 total after tax.
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Lordgold666
09/02/20 7:03:33 PM
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lol @ (bots?)

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coh
09/02/20 7:10:52 PM
#39:


Chick fil A is delicious

Anyway why do you care so much?
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Gafemage
09/02/20 7:27:58 PM
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I mostly just see contrarian shit about their food being overrated now, at least on here.
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Solid Snake07
09/02/20 8:55:00 PM
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Cause chick fil a is awesome my dude

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Cornmuffins
09/02/20 8:58:19 PM
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To troll about LGBT issues

glitteringfairy posted...
Fuck chick Fila. They charge $9ish for a chicken sandwich and that's without a combo. Fuck them. Made me so God damn mad. Not even zaxby's is that expensive and their chicken club sandwich is fucking amazing.


It doesn't even cost that much in California. I think you're lying or don't know how numbers work.
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