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UnfairRepresent
09/02/20 3:50:47 PM
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Could you date her?


You're at the gym when you see an incredibly attractive Australian girl working out. You start talking and hit it off. You think there could be a spark between you and you're talking one day when she says:

"Yeah my mum came from 'Stralia and my dad is working all the time really far away. But he always makes time to see me and train me. He's such a sweetheart. I'm even meeting him today, In fact here he comes now!"

Then your jaw nearly hits the floor as the 9 foot tall, 874 pounds four armed behemoth Goro approaches you, making a thud with each step and engulfing you in his shadow. He's eyeing you the entire time. The girl hugs him.

https://i.imgur.com/Fynxn0x.png

"Hey daddy! This is [Your Name]. He's does [Your Job] back home."

"How lucky for them!..... Back home...." Goro says looking right at you like a bear eyeing a wounded deer. "Here Sheila, take these koins and go get you and your new friend some ice-creams."

"Thanks Daddy!" she says and shoots off

Once she's out of earshot Goro bends down to stand eye to eye with you, stares you down without blinking and says "Little man, if you upset her, I upset you. You break her heart..." Then he shows you a recently ripped out heart in his palm that you don't even want to know where it came from out and crushes it effortlessly causing blood to drip everywhere "I'll break yours."

https://i.imgur.com/tDbDEXn.jpg

Could you date her?
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DarthWendy
09/02/20 4:05:26 PM
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You sir, have too much time and too little to do, am I wrong ?

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Sada_Pop
09/02/20 4:06:06 PM
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DarthWendy posted...
You sir, have too much time and too little to do, am I wrong ?
That obvious?

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AdmiralStiff
09/02/20 4:15:31 PM
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Sir you got it all wrong
*Gently shoves a cupped hand under his loincloth*
I have a bigger fish to fry, Daddy

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UnfairRepresent
09/02/20 4:17:22 PM
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DarthWendy posted...
You sir, have too much time and too little to do, am I wrong ?

User Since: Aug 2008
- Miserable person

Sada_Pop posted...

That obvious?

User Since: Jul 2006
- Miserable person

So the perputally unhappy people who have been here forever are complaining at the happy, pleasant newer users for "Wasting Time"

lol the jealousy is hilarious.
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Sada_Pop
09/02/20 4:19:55 PM
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Sorry if I hurt your feelings bud.

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YugiNoob
09/02/20 4:26:11 PM
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Assuming she isnt gonna grow an extra pair of arms or get some other weird Goro traits, sure. Also if we ever had kids, they would never have any bullies unless they want two giant toes up their ass lol

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UnfairRepresent
09/03/20 3:45:59 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Assuming she isnt gonna grow an extra pair of arms or get some other weird Goro traits, sure.

Ironically the human genes are dominant.
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UnfairRepresent
09/04/20 12:01:14 PM
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Yes is dominating
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