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Doom_Art
08/15/20 6:48:35 PM
#1:


I left my picnic basket out when I went on vacation like an idiot and they're everywhere.

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CanuckCowboy
08/15/20 6:49:25 PM
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You dont. You just grin and bear it.

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MabusIncarnate
08/15/20 6:49:40 PM
#3:


Assert your dominance and pee on them

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/15/20 6:49:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgm2zQpETSE

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billcom6
08/15/20 6:52:04 PM
#6:


switch to twinks

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UnholyMudcrab
08/15/20 6:52:19 PM
#7:


Are they more or less intelligent than the typical specimen of their species?
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WilliamPorygon
08/15/20 6:53:32 PM
#8:


pay the $5 Bear Patrol tax every week

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SkittyOnWailord
08/15/20 6:54:40 PM
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You take them to a bar.

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Drpooplol
08/15/20 6:54:55 PM
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My family has a lot of beekeepers, and I heard from a family friend that a bear was messing with his swarms, so - no joke - he put out a fuck ton of instant potatoes by the hive so when the bear went to drink water, they expanded in the stomach, rupturing it and killing the bear.

I thought that was insanely inhumane. So are so many better ways to protect your hives than that barbarianism

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Doom_Art
08/15/20 6:55:44 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
he put out a fuck ton of instant potatoes by the hive so when the bear went to drink water, they expanded in the stomach, rupturing it and killing the bear.
holy shit

that's fucking metal

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Questionmarktarius
08/15/20 6:56:41 PM
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Large caliber firearms.
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synth_real
08/15/20 7:02:30 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
holy shit

that's fucking metal
Same thing happens to birds that eat uncooked rice

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Zodd3224
08/15/20 7:04:36 PM
#14:


Call Chuck Norris

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BuckVanHammer
08/15/20 7:07:11 PM
#15:


decoy picnic baskets down the road.

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