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1234Life
07/28/20 8:30:33 AM
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She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever and he said "No". She then asked him if he would cry if she were to walk away, and once again he said "No". She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said "Not pretty, you're beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...Id die..."
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Fam_Fam
07/28/20 8:31:21 AM
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i cri evrytim
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BanHammer
07/28/20 8:33:28 AM
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14 year old girls:


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Machete
07/28/20 8:33:57 AM
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oh it's this again

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LightningAce11
07/28/20 8:34:07 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
i cri evrytim

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Austin_Era_II
07/28/20 8:35:02 AM
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Lyke dis if u cry.

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Sictis
07/28/20 8:35:56 AM
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delete this topic
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1234Life
07/28/20 8:36:54 AM
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One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it. "Without your love, I would die!
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Eliza-Schuyler
07/28/20 8:44:37 AM
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BanHammer posted...
14 year old girls:

this aint even sad lol
and im 14

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Southernfatman
07/28/20 8:45:04 AM
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But that's a very nice ski mask!

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BanHammer
07/28/20 8:46:33 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
this aint even sad lol
and im 14
ok zoomer
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1234Life
07/28/20 8:46:39 AM
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A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl: *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth is that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say that she loved him, felt her warm embrace one last time, and then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would DIE!
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Flauros
07/28/20 8:47:34 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler
07/28/20 8:49:57 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl: *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth is that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say that she loved him, felt her warm embrace one last time, and then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would DIE!
how many variations are there

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FabIemaster
07/28/20 8:51:04 AM
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Flauros posted...
I didn't know @Vegy made webcomics.

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1234Life
07/28/20 9:01:50 AM
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There once was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world. She didnt have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply like no one else can. She always used to say that she would marry him if she could only see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

And thats when she finally saw her boyfriendbut was astonished to see that he too was blind.

He asked Now that you can see me, can we finally get married?

She replied And do what? Wed never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but youre still blind. It will never work out. Im sorry.

With a single tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my EYES!

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Turbam
07/28/20 9:06:45 AM
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FabIemaster
07/28/20 9:12:34 AM
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1234Life posted...
There once was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world. She didnt have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply like no one else can. She always used to say that she would marry him if she could only see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

And thats when she finally saw her boyfriendbut was astonished to see that he too was blind.

He asked Now that you can see me, can we finally get married?

She replied And do what? Wed never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but youre still blind. It will never work out. Im sorry.

With a single tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my EYES!


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WingsOfGood
07/28/20 9:14:37 AM
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Then she got creeped out.
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Panthera
07/28/20 9:15:57 AM
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A girl and a boy were walking home from school one day when they decided to take a detour through the local forest. As they walked between the trees, the girl stopped the boy and asked him if he'd love her forever. The boy replied "I can't, I'm going to die tomorrow". The girl wrote it off as a joke. They went to the boys house and spent the night together. They got into an argument shortly after midnight though, and it quickly turned ugly. The girl lost her cool and shoved the boy, who lost his footing and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck and killing him. The girl was devastated. She ran out of the house and went to the nearest bridge. As she was about to jump off, she felt like she could hear someone calling out to her. She looked around and was astonished to see the boy's ghost. He smiled and said he had been given a few extra moments in the living world to do one last thing. He walked up to her and strangled her. Two weeks later the boy's older sister and the girl's older brother started dating. On the anniversary of their siblings' deaths, they visited the graveyard together. Unfortunately, they got eaten by a dinosaur. The woman's last words were "Please don't die". The man's last words were "That dinosaur's name? Albert Einstein".

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Cobra1010
07/28/20 9:16:55 AM
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BanHammer posted...
14 year old girls:


Cue the music at 3:13

https://youtu.be/uhRw3nE67aw?t=193

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trappedunderice
07/28/20 9:17:25 AM
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Soyboy topic
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PBusted
07/28/20 9:22:11 AM
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a girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die. So she was going to have ovary implants surgery. When the day was that she was having her surgery she said goodbye to her family and told her boyfriend she loved him. She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured. She saw her family then asked where her boyfriend was and her mom said wait didnt the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries? like if you love your boyfriend.
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1234Life
07/28/20 9:22:40 AM
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A boy went to the flower shop and bought a dozen red roses for his girlfriends birthday, 11 real and 1 fake. When giving the flowers to his lovely girlfriend, the boy gently whispered into her ear I will love you until the last rose DIES!
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BanHammer
07/28/20 9:27:41 AM
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1234Life posted...
A boy went to the flower shop and bought a dozen red roses for his girlfriends birthday, 11 real and 1 fake. When giving the flowers to his lovely girlfriend, the boy gently whispered into her ear I will love you until the last rose DIES!
technically speaking the last rose would be the 11th one because the fake rose isnt a rose, its a piece of fabric or plastic shaped like a rose. so he dont live her anymore


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1234Life
07/28/20 9:46:18 AM
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A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.
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Eliza-Schuyler
07/28/20 9:49:45 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.
?????????
this man stupid lol

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AsucaHayashi
07/28/20 9:50:16 AM
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is it still dying from thirst if you die because you cried out all the water in your body????

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PBusted
07/28/20 9:53:44 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.


LMAO
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Eliza-Schuyler
07/28/20 10:04:07 AM
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here im gonna make one.
a girl and a guy were in a car. the guy said, tell me you love me and she agreed. then the guy stopped on the side of the road and pushed her out of the car. he then started driving again and was hit by a car.

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Panthera
07/28/20 10:21:47 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.

XD

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Sictis
07/28/20 10:24:31 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.
..........

what in the goddamn fuck
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St0rmFury
07/28/20 10:33:40 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.

lolwat
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Reiss
07/28/20 10:36:48 AM
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this is the best topic on CE
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DarkRoast
07/28/20 10:37:48 AM
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A liberal Marxist atheist professor boy was teaching a class on evolution when a brave 13 year old girl stood up and asked "do you love me?"

The boy laughed "of course not"

The girl replied "then why do you make videos about me on TikTok?"

Visibly shaken, the boy dropped his chalk, his selfie phone and his copy of Twilight and stormed out of the room crying "I do love you so much!"

They got married the next day but then he died like the ending of Titanic.

Semper fi.

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Aki_Sora
07/28/20 10:41:33 AM
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Rika_Furude
07/28/20 10:41:33 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl: *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth is that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say that she loved him, felt her warm embrace one last time, and then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would DIE!
but he could just stop accelerating and roll to a stop...
rather than keep riding and potentially kill them both...

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Solar_Crimson
07/28/20 10:46:33 AM
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S[he] Be[li]ev[ed]

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Rika_Furude
07/28/20 10:46:56 AM
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1234Life posted...
A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.
im dying

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ROBANN_88
07/28/20 10:49:57 AM
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BalanceLost
07/28/20 10:52:20 AM
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Im fucking snort-laughing in public because of this thread.

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Shablagoo
07/28/20 10:53:44 AM
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Panthera posted...
A girl and a boy were walking home from school one day when they decided to take a detour through the local forest. As they walked between the trees, the girl stopped the boy and asked him if he'd love her forever. The boy replied "I can't, I'm going to die tomorrow". The girl wrote it off as a joke. They went to the boys house and spent the night together. They got into an argument shortly after midnight though, and it quickly turned ugly. The girl lost her cool and shoved the boy, who lost his footing and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck and killing him. The girl was devastated. She ran out of the house and went to the nearest bridge. As she was about to jump off, she felt like she could hear someone calling out to her. She looked around and was astonished to see the boy's ghost. He smiled and said he had been given a few extra moments in the living world to do one last thing. He walked up to her and strangled her. Two weeks later the boy's older sister and the girl's older brother started dating. On the anniversary of their siblings' deaths, they visited the graveyard together. Unfortunately, they got eaten by a dinosaur. The woman's last words were "Please don't die". The man's last words were "That dinosaur's name? Albert Einstein".

Turbam posted...


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Rika_Furude
07/28/20 11:09:55 AM
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty."
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now." then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

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FabIemaster
07/28/20 12:25:47 PM
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Girl and boy are riding in car and boy looks over and asks "babe do u love me?" Babe says yes. "Babe do u trust me?" Babe says yes confused. "i need u to close ur eyes" babe closes her eyes. Girl wakes up in hoapital and asks doctor "where is bf??" Doctor says right next to u. Babe looks over and sees bf smiling at her. he hold up sign says i love u. Babe confused asks "say something to me!!!" Boy open mouth and missing is tongue.

Boy saved gf life in car wreck cuz he saw tongue truck come by and gave up his tongue to save hers

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Silver Bearings
07/28/20 12:28:12 PM
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Dis is STOOPID.

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Returning_CEmen
07/28/20 1:34:51 PM
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that Wall one has me dying
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StickFigures720
07/28/20 2:05:01 PM
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what a clich
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Sayoria
07/28/20 2:08:00 PM
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Slaya4
07/28/20 2:11:07 PM
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Tag

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Damn_Underscore
07/28/20 2:18:57 PM
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She believed.

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