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ssj3vegeta
07/26/20 12:39:58 AM
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Hexenherz
07/26/20 12:41:50 AM
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I've seen enough reality TV shows to recognize the promiscuous clothing and wine drinking as two major red flags.

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SiO4
07/26/20 12:41:53 AM
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She looks like a pyromaniac all pretty in pink.
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AlmightyCheeks
07/26/20 12:44:43 AM
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Dat nice titty bout to flop out

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SiO4
07/26/20 12:50:35 AM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
Dat nice titty bout to flop out


Which one doe?
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Wii_Shaker
07/26/20 12:51:53 AM
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She smokes too.

We have a bad girl on our hands.

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averagejoel
07/26/20 12:55:45 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
I've seen enough reality TV shows to recognize the promiscuous clothing and wine drinking as two major red flags.
this sentence starts off with the premise that watching reality TV is a good way to learn about women, and it somehow still manages to get more ridiculous with every word.

"promiscuous clothing" is a completely baffling choice of words. I have certainly never seen them together in this way before. I don't even know how clothing can possibly be promiscuous in the first place, since they have neither consciousness nor sex organs.

the idea that drinking wine is a "major red flag" is just icing on the cake

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Hexenherz
07/26/20 4:59:29 AM
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You need to watch more Married at First Sight and Love is Blind

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Lonestar2000
07/26/20 5:18:36 AM
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Ewwww, she's a smoker.

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Hexenherz
07/26/20 5:23:22 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Ewwww, she's a smoker.
No need to jump to conclusions, maybe she has a lighter to lighr the candles on the tables of the fancy restaurants she frequents.

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Smackems
07/26/20 5:26:04 AM
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averagejoel posted...
this sentence starts off with the premise that watching reality TV is a good way to learn about women, and it somehow still manages to get more ridiculous with every word.

"promiscuous clothing" is a completely baffling choice of words. I have certainly never seen them together in this way before. I don't even know how clothing can possibly be promiscuous in the first place, since they have neither consciousness nor sex organs.

the idea that drinking wine is a "major red flag" is just icing on the cake
You put way more effort into this post than you probably needed to

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ssj3vegeta2
07/26/20 10:03:03 AM
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SiO4
07/26/20 10:07:03 AM
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Hexenherz posted...

No need to jump to conclusions, maybe she has a lighter to lighr the candles on the tables of the fancy restaurants she frequents.


So is it weird that I suspect the 'pen' on the table is an assassins knife?
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Hexenherz
07/26/20 10:12:27 AM
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that's actually a stylish memory eraser like in Men in Black so whenever you're ready you can get flashed and forget this topic.

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Hexenherz
07/26/20 10:13:16 AM
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also that is not proper wine glass handling just saying.

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Sphyx
07/26/20 10:16:52 AM
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Fallout 2

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SiO4
07/26/20 10:20:57 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
also that is not proper wine glass handling just saying.


You're not wrong!
It's like she doesn't even know how to hold a shaft or something.
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averagejoel
07/26/20 10:36:52 AM
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Smackems posted...
You put way more effort into this post than you probably needed to
I know. but I had fun doing it

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ssj3vegeta2
07/28/20 6:54:45 AM
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SiO4
07/28/20 12:35:38 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
She's a great date


July 4th, 1776 is a great date, God Bless America!!

Why u hate America?
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