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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:15:22 PM
#1:


Thats like.... 14000 drunk posts.

And there was a magic chalice and in it was beer

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 5:20:16 PM
#2:


@Johnny_Nutcase
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@TreyFlowers
@WaterLink
@BlazinBlue88
@butthole666
@Tyrannosaurus
@dj1200

Let's get blasted

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 5:20:23 PM
#3:




@Harpie
@nevershine
@DrizztLink
@moh82sy
@YugiNoob
@teepan95
@PatrickMahomes
@matteus70
@Questionmarktarius


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JimCarrysToe
07/25/20 5:25:54 PM
#4:


I said

WHERE IS MY KETCHUP?


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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 5:27:26 PM
#5:


I'm gonna roll Zack up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 5:27:28 PM
#6:


You don't get any Ketchup today. You hurt my feeling and you made Mabus cry. I want a 17 page written apology on my desk by tomorrow morning.

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 5:29:10 PM
#7:


Here ya go Jim



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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 5:30:52 PM
#8:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpL7I8xQA6A

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:31:27 PM
#9:


Del monte ketchup?

man and i thought Frenchs was pushing my boundaries. Whats yer brand jim?

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 5:31:53 PM
#10:


Jim is a big fan of Catsup

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JimCarrysToe
07/25/20 5:32:18 PM
#11:


I MADE CHICKEN NUGGIEZ TODAY AND COULDNT FIND THE KETCH! I know you urethra pluckin motherfuckers TOOK IT.

I HAD TO EAT NUGZ WITHOUT KETCHUP

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW AWFUL THAT FUCKIN IS?

YOU guys made ME cry.

AND I WILL DESTROY THE BOTH OF YOU

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:32:49 PM
#12:


jerry stiller was tje best

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JimCarrysToe
07/25/20 5:34:00 PM
#13:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Del monte ketchup?

man and i thought Frenchs was pushing my boundaries. Whats yer brand jim?
I dont really care as long as it's not vegan

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 5:34:06 PM
#14:


You're in ketchup withdrawals. Bring it on lady, I'll zip you up in a sleeping bag and throw you in the river!

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:35:43 PM
#15:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I MADE CHICKEN NUGGIEZ TODAY AND COULDNT FIND THE KETCH! I know you urethra pluckin motherfuckers TOOK IT.

I HAD TO EAT NUGZ WITHOUT KETCHUP

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW AWFUL THAT FUCKIN IS?

YOU guys made ME cry.

AND I WILL DESTROY THE BOTH OF YOU

Whew.

You heard her you absolute heathens!

i mean no one likes to admit they ate 9 bottles of ketchup but...

https://m.facebook.com/trailerparkboys/videos/1681377548669038/

fuck youtube for making me use that link


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JimCarrysToe
07/25/20 5:35:51 PM
#16:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You're in ketchup withdrawals. Bring it on lady, I'll zip you up in a sleeping bag and throw you in the river!
I'll force feed you lotion.

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a-c-a-b
07/25/20 5:36:18 PM
#17:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpL7I8xQA6A

Arthur was such a great character. He's the primary reason I watched that show.
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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:36:20 PM
#18:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I dont really care as long as it's not vegan

Vegan ketchup?

theyve gone too far goddamnit

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 5:37:11 PM
#19:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I dont really care as long as it's not vegan
I'm pretty confident all ketchup is vegan

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:37:55 PM
#20:


Wtf i too dont seem to have any ketchup. I swear i had some Frenchs

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JimCarrysToe
07/25/20 5:38:20 PM
#21:


Yea you can't really substitute blood with anything, it's just not as good.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 5:38:28 PM
#22:


I have ketchup. I'm gonna eat some right now just to piss Jim off.

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JimCarrysToe
07/25/20 5:39:02 PM
#23:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Wtf i too dont seem to have any ketchup. I swear i had some Frenchs
ITS JOHNNY AND MABUS! LETS GET THEM!

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:39:45 PM
#24:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm pretty confident all ketchup is vegan

Thats what i thought but what do I know.

Maybe vegan ketchup is made from hand picked tomatoes by people who refuse to swat bugs.

i always wonder how vegans who buy veggies reckon with all the little furry critters the farming equipment was guaranteed to have turned to paste while harvesting and tilling and whatever else.

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:40:26 PM
#25:


JimCarrysToe posted...
ITS JOHNNY AND MABUS! LETS GET THEM!

Oh look at the time!

it is fucking go time.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 5:40:48 PM
#26:


I just caught Jim trying to set my car on fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOSlEUdOJsQ

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 5:47:30 PM
#27:


That was fucking hilarious.

Also that cant have been jim shed use glass heinz bottle molotov cocktails. Pretty sure thats the only reason heinz still uses glass.

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BlazinBlue88
07/25/20 6:08:09 PM
#28:


Who even uses ketchup these days?

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a-c-a-b
07/25/20 6:12:17 PM
#29:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Who even uses ketchup these days?

I usually use bbq sauce instead of ketchup.
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Tyrannosaurus
07/25/20 6:12:36 PM
#30:


Boo-erns! Booo-erns!

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 6:13:55 PM
#31:


What goes on hashbrowns and fries and other breakfast potatoes if not ketchup?

im more a mustard guy overall but the world needs ketchup

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 6:15:22 PM
#32:


I just remembered when i was little my dads buddy had an old cuda that he gave a hideous white/yellow/red paint job and he called it scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Dude loved ketchup on everything.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 6:32:16 PM
#33:


Turns out Regis Philbin had a real attitude problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV_Z5ICGROo

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JimCarrysToe
07/25/20 6:49:37 PM
#34:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJiGuFCzaFo

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TreyFlowers
07/25/20 7:17:27 PM
#35:


I've been slacking in this topic

Next weekend boys.

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Tyrannosaurus
07/25/20 7:23:20 PM
#36:


You guys got any good memes to pass the time?

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a-c-a-b
07/25/20 7:30:48 PM
#37:


This is the official meme of these topics.



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YugiNoob
07/25/20 8:48:08 PM
#38:


The ting go skrrra

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Tyrannosaurus
07/25/20 9:08:31 PM
#39:


a-c-a-b posted...
This is the official meme of these topics.

I like that lol

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BlazinBlue88
07/25/20 9:59:51 PM
#40:


a-c-a-b posted...
I usually use bbq sauce instead of ketchup.
Yeah I used to use bbq for fries way back when.

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BlazinBlue88
07/25/20 10:00:34 PM
#41:


CanuckCowboy posted...
What goes on hashbrowns and fries and other breakfast potatoes if not ketchup?

im more a mustard guy overall but the world needs ketchup
Nothing really. I'd rather have well seasoned potatoes to begin with rather than mask it with sauce.

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butthole666
07/25/20 10:04:57 PM
#42:


Hell yeah

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 10:08:08 PM
#43:


Tyrannosaurus posted...
I like that lol

Its a fuckin great meme.

BlazinBlue88 posted...
Nothing really. I'd rather have well seasoned potatoes to begin with rather than mask it with sauce.

There is rarely a time ketchup isnt a nice add to taters though. I keep it in a puddle for a switch up but i always keep ketchup around (except now apparently goddamnit lets get em jim!)

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 10:09:40 PM
#44:


I always gotta have ketchup on a burger, and I eat so much eggs that sometimes I do ketchup on scrambled. A bottle will last me 4-5 months in the fridge easy though, it's not used often.

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 10:10:55 PM
#45:


FUCK.

I occasionally get so drunk i start wanting to do nostalgia things even when i have other shit to do.

Right now i really wanna actually finish the first ep of life is strange and i dont even know how that makes me feel nostalgia since i was probly 30 when it first came out but also fuck i gotta actually finish it. And also its not a good drunk game. And i got company and im watching ufc.

....but still some maktheverskan and lis sounds so good.

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 10:12:14 PM
#46:


https://youtu.be/J4Dtl9XbUPU

i woulda sworn this song was way older.

The fuck.

Side note based off voice alone doesnt she sound so so so amazingly cute?

Its like qt from hey qt.

Neither one is anywhere near as cute as they sound.
>_>

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a-c-a-b
07/25/20 10:15:54 PM
#47:


@butthole666

This one's for you cuz I know there's not a lot of people into Japanese hardcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvpg_568MZg
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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 10:17:58 PM
#48:


a-c-a-b posted...
@butthole666

This one's for you cuz I know there's not a lot of people into Japanese hardcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvpg_568MZg

Baby metal is hardcore though.... im lidding but also i dont even know japanese hardcore and Ill have to check this out when buddies leave.

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/20 10:27:54 PM
#49:


buffy was a sick beat em up. I also wanna play that.

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 10:35:05 PM
#50:


Gamepass just came out with this game called Carrion and it's like a retro side scroller and you are this man-eating alien embryo with tentacles and you crawl through vents and rip off doors to eat lab workers and stuff. It's a lot of fun, super small download also.

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