Current Events > My cat tries to bite me on the regular. Like, hard fucking bite

Topic List
Page List: 1
AlCalavicci
07/18/20 2:00:06 AM
#1:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
07/18/20 2:00:35 AM
#2:


Unless it's @CanuckCowboy 's cat I don't wanna hear it.

---
I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office
... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci
07/18/20 2:01:21 AM
#3:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Unless it's @CanuckCowboy 's cat I don't wanna hear it.

wtf is special about this fuckin cat

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
07/18/20 2:02:13 AM
#4:


He's a godamn monster. Not like normal cats.

---
I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office
... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob
07/18/20 2:02:43 AM
#5:


Walter is fucking awesome. Don't you be insulting him with your doubt.

---
Bun bun :3
... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci
07/18/20 2:02:52 AM
#6:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
He's a godamn monster. Not like normal cats.

What are his monster feats?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack
07/18/20 2:02:59 AM
#7:


Shut the fuck up unless you post pics of that cat

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
07/18/20 2:03:01 AM
#8:


Bite it back. Not trolling, scruff it by the skin on its shoulders behind the neck, and give the cat a firm, non skin breaking bite on the ear or chin. Bite enough to get a reaction like a squeal or a yowl.

This is how mother cats teach juveniles that they are biting too hard. If your reaction is pain in return, your cat will stop biting you hard.

---
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=;
Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll
... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85
07/18/20 2:11:51 AM
#10:


Just kick it through a window the next time it does.

---
How can one person post so much stupid s***?
... Copied to Clipboard!
#11
Post #11 was unavailable or deleted.
AlCalavicci
07/18/20 2:17:32 AM
#12:


He's my fiance's cat but I claim him as my own since we've been together for 8 years ( she has had him for about 14 years). He was the alpha cat (of 2 cats) for many years, and when we got together we had 3 cats together. He never relinquished the alpha cat title.

Over the years he has become pretty docile to me but he still snaps at my if I touch him in the wrong way depending what mood he's in. Cats are fascinating in how different their personalities can be

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci
07/18/20 2:17:47 AM
#13:


Crono99 posted...
If tc stops posting we know he was eaten by his cat

I'm alive for now

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07
07/18/20 2:19:49 AM
#14:


Just let him/her outside, then forget about them. Problem solved

---
"People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time"
-Detective Rust Cohle
... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy
07/18/20 11:31:44 AM
#15:


This is a great topic.



---
"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.
... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith
07/18/20 11:33:39 AM
#16:


just testing the meat TC. when you die the cat will eat your face.

---
Taarsidath-an halsaam.
Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II
07/18/20 11:34:51 AM
#17:


Is he declawed? The only cat that Ive had that would bite was one that was declawed (not by me but his previous owner)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer
07/18/20 11:35:38 AM
#18:


have it put down, it's clearly feral
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper
07/18/20 11:37:19 AM
#19:


that's some pet cemetery shit

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow
07/18/20 11:37:56 AM
#20:


@The_Doge we need your opinion

---
GT My Lord Shadow
"Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender."
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020
07/18/20 11:42:43 AM
#21:


My wifes old cat is a devoted biter. He bites to communicate.

To say hello, he bites.
To ask for food, he bites.
To say I want to go out, he bites.
To say turn the heater on, he bites.
To say I want to lie on your wet towel, he bites.

I dont know what he is trying to say when he chases you down the hallway snapping at your ankles after a shower.

He lives with my parents in law, now. When our first child came along, he could not handle the stress and the change. It was heartbreaking, but he is so much happier now anyway.

I still miss that furry bastard. I think he misses me too, because hell let me pat him for a few minutes whenever Im over without biting.


---
Nothing is true. All is transmitted
... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide
07/18/20 11:47:39 AM
#22:


My cat was spoiled. I tolerated his scratching and biting when he was little, but the he got Big. Real Big. And he kept playing with me as if he was a kitten, but he really was tearing up a few layers of skin.

---
formerly evening formerly guide
https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU
... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci
07/18/20 11:52:18 AM
#23:


Cleo_II posted...
Is he declawed? The only cat that Ive had that would bite was one that was declawed (not by me but his previous owner)

Nope hes not declawed . I think he just likes to be in charge and only likes to be touched on his own time

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith
07/18/20 11:52:58 AM
#24:


Guide posted...
My cat was spoiled. I tolerated his scratching and biting when he was little, but the he got Big. Real Big. And he kept playing with me as if he was a kitten, but he really was tearing up a few layers of skin.
took care of a cat that had this truly obnoxious habit of climbing onto your chest and just kneeding at you with her claws, would start drooling too. funny as hell to watch her do it to my basset hound though. he'd just lay there and lightly cry.

---
Taarsidath-an halsaam.
Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reality_check
07/18/20 11:54:42 AM
#25:


MuayThai85 posted...
Just kick it through a window the next time it does.

@MuayThai85 you reply this kind of shit to provoke negative replies because you bask in the attention. Its pathetic.

you are also hoping people reply certain things so you can mark them.

there is a term for you: cry bully
... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy
07/18/20 12:04:24 PM
#26:


This is the one scratch walter ever did out of anger. He got a stern talking to for thag

---
"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge
07/18/20 12:09:06 PM
#27:


CanuckCowboy posted...
This is the one scratch walter ever did out of anger. He got a stern talking to for thag
Sounds like an abusive relationship Savanna Cate =Bad

---
Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs Mayor of CE
... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2
07/18/20 12:11:43 PM
#28:


The_Doge posted...
Sounds like an abusive relationship Savanna Cat


i kinda want one of those but with the love/hate thing going on. we're twisted.

previous cat was a total sweetheart despite being outdoorsy. just hated being picked up but tolerated being petted.
---
Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead
... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y-
07/18/20 12:25:37 PM
#30:


... Copied to Clipboard!
#31
Post #31 was unavailable or deleted.
The_Doge
07/18/20 12:38:24 PM
#32:


V-E-G-Y- posted...
Cats are evil, stick with dogs
#facts

---
Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs Mayor of CE
... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci
07/18/20 12:39:10 PM
#33:


The_Doge posted...
#facts

He said dogs not doges

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
07/18/20 12:39:16 PM
#34:


Whenever she/he tries it very firmly say "NO" and stand up. After a while they'll get the hint.
---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Abiz_
07/18/20 12:59:52 PM
#35:


I don't know what to do about biting, but if you got a kitten and it's scratching you while playing. Each time it scratches you. Grab it's paw and flick it's pad. They don't like that. It doesn't really hurt them, but they learn to keep their claws in while playing/kneading you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
07/18/20 1:00:40 PM
#36:


Mine will lay on her back and meow like she wants you to rub her belly, but then about half the time she just bites my hand instead of letting me pet her

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reality_check
07/18/20 1:24:56 PM
#37:


CanuckCowboy posted...
This is the one scratch walter ever did out of anger. He got a stern talking to for thag

some pets suck. If Walter had the size of a Labrador he would have killed you
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper
07/18/20 1:27:46 PM
#38:


CanuckCowboy posted...
This is the one scratch walter ever did out of anger. He got a stern talking to for thag
the cats face makes the pic funnier

" i did that lol"

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sajo
07/18/20 1:51:43 PM
#39:


Does he get play time regularly?

My cat will bring her toy to my feet and bite my hand to get my attention when she wants to play.

---
Co-host of The RPGShow: A bi-weekly RPG review podcast.
http://www.therpgshow.com
... Copied to Clipboard!
jpennys_cat
07/18/20 1:56:47 PM
#40:


The_Doge posted...
#facts
#FakeMews

---
| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= | A Super Nice Stray Kitty | =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= |
#CEMayorElect #SayNoToWow #HatersGonnaHate | #CateEmpire
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reality_check
07/18/20 2:06:36 PM
#41:


jpennys_cat posted...
#FakeMews

lmao
... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85
07/18/20 5:27:12 PM
#42:


Reality_check posted...
@MuayThai85 you reply this kind of shit to provoke negative replies because you bask in the attention. Its pathetic.

you are also hoping people reply certain things so you can mark them.

there is a term for you: cry bully
Not in the least. Cats just suck and I never mark anyone regardless of what they post. I'm not a something that begins with the letter "b".

---
How can one person post so much stupid s***?
... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy
07/18/20 5:34:36 PM
#43:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
the cats face makes the pic funnier

" i did that lol"

Hes a total hardass. Lol.

not much i can do either since he doesnt care if he gets sprayed with water and he doesnt have much scruff to grab

my go to is blowing big raspberries on his belly. It steals his dignity and makes him go into a brief state of shock.

Hes never scratched my face but hes bitten my nose a few times.

---
"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II
07/18/20 5:39:10 PM
#44:


My cat will only play bite when we play. She doesn't bite hard or anything, she just likes to chew cords like she's a kitten still.

---
Currently Playing: Resident Evil 4 Mercenaries Mode,Resident Evil 6 Mercenaries Mode & Call of Duty Ghosts
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
07/18/20 5:39:17 PM
#45:


If my dog or cat attacks me, i'm not paying for that animal's food for the rest of their life. They can find another place to live.

---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic
07/18/20 5:44:40 PM
#46:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
the cats face makes the pic funnier

" i did that lol"
why you taking photos? you snitching?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reality_check
07/18/20 5:48:35 PM
#47:


MuayThai85 posted...
Not in the least. Cats just suck and I never mark anyone regardless of what they post. I'm not a something that begins with the letter "b".

fair enough. Someone with must Thai in the name cant be all that bad :)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reality_check
07/18/20 5:48:46 PM
#48:


Reality_check posted...
fair enough. Someone with must Thai in the name cant be all that bad :)

*muay thai
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1