Current Events > Low Tier God says men shouldn't lick ice cream.

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LightningAce11
07/16/20 8:32:35 AM
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https://youtu.be/Pb8nrCdgxcw

If you're gonna eat ice cream, do it in private.
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pinky0926
07/16/20 8:34:29 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
Sounds like insecurities talking.

That's LTG in a nutshell

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Jagr_68
07/16/20 8:37:12 AM
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LTG probably got busted for licking the tip of vanilla ice cream cone with sprinkles one time and it's haunted him ever since.

Dude's got problems.

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Veggeta X
07/16/20 8:38:25 AM
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lmao damn this dude mad as hail

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NoMeLx22x
07/16/20 8:39:30 AM
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Every time this dude gets posted here I get the sense that he is an extremely insecure manchild.

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pikachupwnage
07/16/20 8:43:33 AM
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How about he licks my dick for being such an insecure bitch?

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Were_Wyrm
07/16/20 9:08:19 AM
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My only takeaway from his statement is that he 100% licks his ice cream.

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ThyCorndog
07/16/20 9:10:40 AM
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he's right. don't be doing that shit smh

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Lordgold666
07/16/20 10:00:54 AM
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Tyranthraxus
07/16/20 10:02:05 AM
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Shablagoo
07/16/20 10:05:44 AM
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The proper way to eat it is to bite chunks of the ice cream and let them slowly melt on your gums while making sure you avoid letting your tongue touch them.

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ZannoL
07/16/20 10:06:19 AM
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He sounds like one of those super insecure guys who struggles with feeling like a real man.

Imagine thinking that licking ice cream makes you less of a man. Only a moron would think that.
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Poop2
07/16/20 10:09:41 AM
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idg why people follow this chump
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BudDupree48
07/16/20 10:10:45 AM
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instead you just engulf it sinking your lips over it? Lmao. If your gonna be that sensitive about it there's no right way. What a fool

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pinky0926
07/16/20 10:54:01 AM
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ZannoL posted...
He sounds like one of those super insecure guys who struggles with feeling like a real man.

Imagine thinking that licking ice cream makes you less of a man. Only a moron would think that.

it's really curious how certain men immediately connect it in their heads to licking a penis, isn't it

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EnragedSlith
07/16/20 11:00:04 AM
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action52
07/16/20 11:23:28 AM
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LTG said something stupid again.

In other news, water continues to be wet.

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Jabodie
07/16/20 11:24:35 AM
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Time stamp? Watched the first 3 minutes and didn't see where he said it.

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LightningAce11
07/16/20 4:37:31 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Time stamp? Watched the first 3 minutes and didn't see where he said it.

Around 28 minutes, thought I timestamped it.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 4:39:23 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Sounds like insecurities talking.

This dude is insecurity incarnate. I think that's why people connect with him.

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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 4:39:51 PM
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He's right. It's got nothing to do with insecurities. You are no longer a child so you should act like an adult. Licking is sexual and like all sexual acts, should be done in private. Basic etiquette.

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kuwab0
07/16/20 4:41:02 PM
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Quit lickin' that damn ice cream like that 'fore I put you on the corner to make me some money.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 4:43:55 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
He's right. It's got nothing to do with insecurities. You are no longer a child so you should act like an adult. Licking is sexual and like all sexual acts, should be done in private. Basic etiquette.

Lol. How you do gymnastics to not see that as insecurity is wild. Anything you do behind close doors for purposes like that is definitely insecurity.

"Oh no, the grown ups are gonna think Im not one of them if I lick ice cream in public"

That's insecurity bruh.

The whole "licking is sexual" thing is above my pay grade. You need a professional for that one.

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BloodMoon7
07/16/20 4:44:39 PM
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I eat my popsicles by licking and slurping on them and make sure some guys are watching.

Then I bite down on it and break off a chunk.

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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 4:46:47 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lol. How you do gymnastics to not see that as insecurity is wild. Anything you do behind close doors for purposes like that is definitely insecurity.

"Oh no, the grown ups are gonna think Im not one of them if I lick ice cream in public"

That's insecurity bruh.

The whole "licking is sexual" thing is above my pay grade. You need a professional for that one.

ok go out into public and start flicking your tongue around and see what happens


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masticatingman
07/16/20 4:46:49 PM
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Makes me think of how Wiz Khalifa said that guys shouldnt eat bananas.

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Smashingpmkns
07/16/20 4:47:33 PM
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Fellas is it gay to enjoy things
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ModLogic
07/16/20 4:48:08 PM
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you're supposed to bite into it and then mash it against the roof of your mouth with your tongue


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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 4:48:35 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
ok go out into public and start flicking your tongue around and see what happens

People will probably think Im weird and due to current circumstances, think Im dangerous. That's not a normal thing to do. Eating ice cream has a purpose and is a normal thing to do

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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 4:52:13 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
People will probably think Im weird and due to current circumstances, think Im dangerous. That's not a normal thing to do. Eating ice cream has a purpose and is a normal thing to do
Not if you're an adult. You will be looked down upon and be seen as a child. It's cool if you don't mind being seen as a child or making obscene gestures but people who do care about how they behave in social contexts aren't insecure.

Adults should eat ice cream coneless and preferably with a spoon

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 4:53:17 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Not if you're an adult. You will be looked down upon and be seen as a child. It's cool if you don't mind being seen as a child or making obscene gestures but people who do care about how they behave in social contexts aren't insecure.

Adults should eat ice cream coneless and preferably with a spoon

Are you some kind of ice cream Nazi >_>

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ZannoL
07/16/20 4:53:40 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Not if you're an adult. You will be looked down upon and be seen as a child. It's cool if you don't mind being seen as a child or making obscene gestures but people who do care about how they behave in social contexts aren't insecure.

Adults should eat ice cream coneless and preferably with a spoon
Dumbest post of the day goes to this guy.

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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 4:54:27 PM
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Not surprised CE is full of cone eaters

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 4:58:42 PM
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ZannoL posted...
Dumbest post of the day goes to this guy.

Congrats!

He doesn't seem to understand that worrying about people thinking you're a kid for eating ice cream in public is exactly what an insecurity is.

It's not even like I'd judge him if he was just honest about it and didn't try to force his insecurities on the world. The latter is the only part that irritates people. If he was just like "I don't like eating ice cream in public cause I feel like a kid" Id respect his honesty and move on. Instead, it's this whole battle for him to make everyone else live within the limits of his personal insecurities.

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Touch
07/16/20 5:00:40 PM
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BloodMoon7
07/16/20 5:03:03 PM
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Real men lick hot dogs and slurp out the wiener before eating out the buns.

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QueenCarly
07/16/20 5:04:23 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Not if you're an adult. You will be looked down upon and be seen as a child. It's cool if you don't mind being seen as a child or making obscene gestures but people who do care about how they behave in social contexts aren't insecure.

Adults should eat ice cream coneless and preferably with a spoon



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ZannoL
07/16/20 5:04:34 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
He doesn't seem to understand that worrying about people thinking you're a kid for eating ice cream in public is exactly what an insecurity is.
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LightningAce11
07/16/20 5:05:51 PM
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He also said not to suck noodles, but draw air into your mouth through suction and have the noodles and broth enter as a consequence.
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Touch
07/16/20 5:06:24 PM
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I suck the shit out of noodles

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Strider102
07/16/20 5:07:56 PM
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I'm going to keep on licking my ice cream.

And I'm going to do it as seductively as possible.

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BloodMoon7
07/16/20 5:10:42 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
He also said not to suck noodles, but draw air into your mouth through suction and have the noodles and broth enter as a consequence.
That sounds like a good way to feel bloated. He's saying "eat air and if something else goes in, we won't tell anyone you filthy air eater"

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Compsognathus
07/16/20 5:28:46 PM
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There are few opinions I take less seriously on CE than SoundNetwork's.

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cymbaline
07/16/20 5:30:41 PM
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If you look in the dictionary for "toxic masculinity" Low Tier God's picture is the first thing you see.

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HagenEx
07/16/20 5:35:38 PM
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I'm convinced LTG is a closeted gay dude

All he does in every single stream is talk about things that are gay and that straight guys shouldn't do.

Like, why are those things on your mind on a daily basis to begin with?

Then you got his rant against that transgender girl a while ago.

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ToadallyAwesome
07/16/20 5:36:58 PM
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Why does anyone give this ignorant clown the time of day?

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 5:40:30 PM
#51:


HagenEx posted...
I'm convinced LTG is a closeted gay dude

All he does in every single stream is talk about things that are gay and that straight guys shouldn't do.

Like, why are those things on your mind on a daily basis to begin with?

Then you got his rant against that transgender girl a while ago.

Don't push him onto the gay community. That's fucked up!

:p that don't want him

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