Current Events > Drinking Topic 25: It's time to drink and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I think you missed it tonight man. Isn't supposed to be like 1 or 2 hours after sunset? And it's 10pm there now?

Goddamn it. Is that my problem?

ive been waiting till full dark which doesnt happen till about 9:30 this time of year. I havent seen anything about a time limit each night.

Im gonna go try and be back in a bit but that would make sense why i cant find it.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I wonder if it varies from where you are Johnny, pretty far South US, to me, pretty much middle US, and Canuck being North? The world rotating and whatnot, we all seem to have conflicting info a lot

That makes sense. Theres a lot of distance between us.

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Just remove the space in the link I sent you.

I'm on mobile so it's unnecessarily obtuse

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I don't listen to a lot of punk and I don't know if these guys count but fuck I love em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoRvq9K8A5U

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My cat just got back from Narnia

Every now and then, he hops in the closet, and I don't see him for like two full days

I'm convinced he's found Narnia and he's eating some Turkish delight while i'm rattling his food bowl like a dick calling for him

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Social D is always great.
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a-c-a-b posted...

Social D is always great.

Tenacious D?

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a-c-a-b posted...

Minor Threat was ok, but Satanic Threat was better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Zdl2wXnRc

Agree to disagree but theyre also great.

i forget what it was called now but hs anyone else seen that doc on the oldschool Washington punk scene?

jocks and.... another group.... had a whole thing about beating up punks on sight and ian mckaye and rollins set up safe houses and had pagers to come fight if they were in town. Was a great watch.

Those two were like the heros of that specific scene when most punks would run from any possible fight besides a select bunch.

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

I'm on mobile so it's unnecessarily obtuse

Well figure it out cuz I can't just post the link I'll get banned.

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I know what you mean Mabus. I've sometimes worried I left my cat outside or something and it always fucking turns out she's sleeping in my closet and I come back in there and she's like "what the fuck do you want?"

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Well figure it out cuz I can't just post the link I'll get banned.

Ive been around so long and honestly only now learned what that site is. Lol.

I was always like shit i was on lost facts a
bunch back when but what is this amd why dont I know? Lol

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Lol my cat has 2 sleeping places

Kitchen chair

Pile of blankets beside my bed

Never see her anywhere else unless shes zipping through the apartment chasing ghosts.

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Well figure it out cuz I can't just post the link I'll get banned.

That sounds like it's more on you than me to be honest

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Cats are self sufficient, a good drinkers pet. Social D is awesome, i'm about to get shitfaced at this point

Let's go boys

https://youtu.be/BEOveJ-u6S0

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Don't forget the perfect cat toy/bed is an Amazon box.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I know what you mean Mabus. I've sometimes worried I left my cat outside or something and it always fucking turns out she's sleeping in my closet and I come back in there and she's like "what the fuck do you want?"

Yeah my apartment is ~750 square feet with one bedroom and a laundry / storage room with an open plan kitchen/living room and walter manages to disappear somehow. Sometimes i spend like ten mins looking for him then he just pounces into tje back of my knees and im like WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN THIS HAPPENS YOU TOTAL DICK?!?!

but i cant pass out unless im sure cause he got locked on the balcony overnight once when i just assumed he was inside.


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inloveanddeath0 posted...

That sounds like it's more on you than me to be honest

No it's not. If you wanna see what topic we're talking about but can't remove one space from the link that's on you. Nothing else I can do. Get on desktop.

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https://youtu.be/0r5M9qod37g

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JimCarrysToe posted...

No it's not. If you wanna see what topic we're talking about but can't remove one space from the link that's on you. Nothing else I can do. Get on desktop.

Sounds like you're extremely angry for something I have no rememberence of doing so it's silly to hold grudges but hey that's a part of being on CE. It's always grudges. You remember things about users to attack them with later. It's an endless cycle. Carry on though. You can't hurt me

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I found my fuckin camera! Woooo.

I dont wanna be out forever so the little dick that intentionally spilled his full water bowl for the second time tonight is gonna stay here.

If i find it imma come back for him
ans hold him to the comet like a demonic simba though.

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I'm really drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=318FzJdVjOY
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CanuckCowboy posted...

I found my fuckin camera! Woooo.

I dont wanna be out forever so the little dick that intentionally spilled his full water bowl for the second time tonight is gonna stay here.

If i find it imma come back for him
ans hold him to the comet like a demonic simba though.

Walter?

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I got a couple of pet fountains for my cats, because both of them liked to knock them over and spill them

These things are too heavy for them to topple without effort.


They all like the running water also apparently. My older boy cat bats at it sometimes. When it's full though it's like 7 lbs and the shape makes it hard to tip

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My friend turned me on to these guys. One of my favorite drinking songs now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvvJDPLacMs

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Sounds like you're extremely angry for something I have no rememberence of doing so it's silly to hold grudges but hey that's a part of being on CE. It's always grudges. You remember things about users to attack them with later. It's an endless cycle. Carry on though. You can't hurt me

Not angry, just don't like you. None of us do, and you can find out why through the link.

Goodbye!

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Fuck yeah to both posts, I was about to post some Bouncing Souls, Weasel reminds me of them a bit.

Nate Rateliff is definitely up and coming on the Nashville scene right now, I made a poster for them right before this song launched. They got a great classic sound, love the song

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Also @a-c-a-b do you recognize this lyric... i cant remember it exactly but its stuck in my head. I wanna say its johnnyhobo but i cant find the song.

Im like a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom except im twenty years old and i dont have a bedroom

no idea why its stuck in my head suddenly but its gotta be him, crywank, or maybe even against me but i doubt the last one.

Google doesnt help.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I got a couple of pet fountains for my cats, because both of them liked to knock them over and spill them

These things are too heavy for them to topple without effort.


They all like the running water also apparently. My older boy cat bats at it sometimes. When it's full though it's like 7 lbs and the shape makes it hard to tip

Is that why my cat prefers to drink out of the tub with a leaky faucet?

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Is that why my cat prefers to drink out of the tub with a leaky faucet?

A lot of studies say cats prefer running water, or being able to see where the water source is by sound and bubbles on the surface. My cat was an asshole when I brought him home, I had a nice 32 oz stainless steel dish of water, he'd get his paw in it and splash and whap at it until he spilled it all. It was frustrating until I saw him drinking out of the slow drip faucet in the bathroom I left on to keep the pipes from freezing. I got him once of these fountains and no mess since.

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My cats a complete asshole. She knows she doesn't walk on my desk where my laptop and TV are. But last week at about 5am I was asleep in bed with my gf and she does it. This fucking graceful cat trips over one of the cables and the laptop goes down. We both shoot up out of bed like "wtf!?" And she just looks at us like "yeah what of it?"

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Also @a-c-a-b do you recognize this lyric... i cant remember it exactly but its stuck in my head. I wanna say its johnnyhobo but i cant find the song.

Im like a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom except im twenty years old and i dont have a bedroom

no idea why its stuck in my head suddenly but its gotta be him, crywank, or maybe even against me but i doubt the last one.

Google doesnt help.

I know that song you're talking about. But the name is slipping my mind.

I know it's Johnny hobo though. He also went by Pat the Bunny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDMYqUbOPU
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193 new posts wtf did I miss

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TreyFlowers posted...

193 new posts wtf did I miss

A whole lotta horse shit.

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How'd your Aussie football betting go Trey?

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Ohhhh looks like there was a drunk driving accident just down the road from where I had mine. Tons of flashing lights. No helicopter so they probably got away better than I did.

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You guys ever wonder what life would be like if air traffic control was like this IRL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPNN8w2XlwY

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a-c-a-b posted...

I know that song you're talking about. But the name is slipping my mind.

I know it's Johnny hobo though. He also went by Pat the Bunny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDMYqUbOPU

Thanks. Imma just go through johnny hobo and pat the bunny till i find it. Im home now and i got time. This fucking comet is a lie.

Also my cat guilted me into taking him and we did an off leash walk and actually made the dog park where i could chill. Downside is i dont know how to find the flash on my camera in the dark or change modes apparently.

It has infrared through the screen but that doesnt show on pics so fuck.

Upside is WALTER POPPED HIS CHERRY! I mean poor mouse but the dog park is fenced off and he always stays within sight so i was chilling having a drink when he takes off and runs out of sight and i was loke fuck dude no! Dont do this! You never do this!

but i found him again in loke ten steps and he hd something in his mouth shaking it back and forth so i grabbed it from him and was like oh fuck a dead mouse! Then i was like oh fuck an almost dead mouse and i didnt want to kill it and he seemed
to be fairly merciful so he got his first mouse.

Also he guilted me into taking him out but fuck we did a no leash walk all the way to the dog park and theres no comet anyways so me not knowing my camera aside its a win.

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That's awesome, it gives a feline great pride to make it's first kill

If he kills in the future and leaves it for you, take it with respect and don't let him see you throw it out. That's his kill for his pack leader, and it's a tremendous respect if he leaves you a dead animal. It's a slap in the face if you act disgusted or if he sees you throw it away.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I got a couple of pet fountains for my cats, because both of them liked to knock them over and spill them

These things are too heavy for them to topple without effort.


They all like the running water also apparently. My older boy cat bats at it sometimes. When it's full though it's like 7 lbs and the shape makes it hard to tip

My dad has one of those for his cats and they like it lol

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Seriously i dont get it. I actually really wanna see this thing. But the big dipper is well above the mountains and i saw nothing beneath it.

Also im really glad i didnt ever get a dui. Back in hs everyone drank and drove. One time i was passed out on a buddies floor and my gf called me having a fit cause some other girl sucker punched her and i took off to go find her and damn near hit my roommate in the alley behind our place while he was walking back from the bar. I was going slow by then and it wouldnt have really hurt much but man.

At the time it was funny but like.... fuck. Its scary to think what coulda happened before i ever got close to home.


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MabusIncarnate posted...

That's awesome, it gives a feline great pride to make it's first kill

If he kills in the future and leaves it for you, take it with respect and don't let him see you throw it out. That's his kill for his pack leader, and it's a tremendous respect if he leaves you a dead animal. It's a slap in the face if you act disgusted or if he sees you throw it away.

Good call. I had a cat back when i was a kid who would constantly leave headless mice around as a gift. She only ever ate the head.

I dont wanna be a dick to walter. Thankfully he had no interest in making a gift this time. Lol

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".... he grabbed a power tool from Home Depot and was walking out the store through the Gardening department, when an Employee said something to him. Without batting an eye, he just turned and said "don't you just hate waiting in those long lines?" and kept on walking out with the merchandise."

Lol youtube comments are usually trash, but sometimes theres some funny stuff hidden in there....

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There's a lot of gems in Amazon reviews too

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MabusIncarnate posted...

There's a lot of gems in Amazon reviews too

I never go to amazon cuz I don't have money but I've seen the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews, pink bic pen reviews, and the 3 wolf shirt reviews.

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JimCarrysToe posted...

I never go to amazon cuz I don't have money but I've seen the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews, pink bic pen reviews, and the 3 wolf shirt reviews.

Look into ant farms, slip & slide, 55 gallon drum of lube and asian man wall decal

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Oh god. I remember when there was a war between carpenters and sex toy enthusiasts regarding the benefits of a sawz all/reciprocating saw on amazon reciews.

a co worker showed it to me and it was hilarious. It went on so long. Fuck im laughing remembering it.

Havent read many youtube comments but statistically speaking there must be a good number of other funny ones.

i also once saw a collection of wholesome hub comments and that was oddly heart warming and funny at the same tome.


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Fuck. The song i was looking for is definitely from johnny hobos love songs for tje apocalypse but i forgot to pay attention to what song.

Progress though.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Look into ant farms, slip & slide, 55 gallon drum of lube and asian man wall decal

OOOOOOH how have I not looked up the 55 gallon drum of lube? I've heard of that one. Asian man wall decal sounds familiar..... OH have you seen the grandma with an inhaler decal? I forgot what exactly it was called but the reviews were pretty funny for that one too. Gonna open tabs for the ant farm and slip &slide and hope I don't forget about them tomorrow lol.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Oh god. I remember when there was a war between carpenters and sex toy enthusiasts regarding the benefits of a sawz all/reciprocating saw on amazon reciews.

a co worker showed it to me and it was hilarious. It went on so long. Fuck im laughing remembering it.

Havent read many youtube comments but statistically speaking there must be a good number of other funny ones.

i also once saw a collection of wholesome hub comments and that was oddly heart warming and funny at the same tome.

LINK PLZ! I wanna see that war! I never heard of that.

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It's going alright, won $145 last night, nothing today so far

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ALSO that other song from the same album who needs friends? Not me! Who needs love? Not me! Who needs beer.... me!!!

ahhhh johnny hobo is awesome

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Guys and gal i;m wasted

https://youtu.be/6y0R-QccpcQ

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