Current Events > A GameFAQs moderator was teaching a class on CJayC, the founder of GameFAQs.

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"Before the class begins," he said, "you must get on your knees and worship CJayC and accept that he was the most skilled programmer the world has ever known, even greater than SBAllen!"

At this moment, a brave board hunter who had over 1000 alts and contested all moderation decisions stood up. He held up a diamond and asked, "how old is this diamond?"

The arrogant moderator smirked quite Burgessly and smugly replied, "it's 4.6 billion years old, you lamer."

"Wrong," replied the board hunter. "Its been 4999.999... years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and diamond is the hardest metal known the man, as you say... then it should be unbreakable." He then threw the diamond at the moderator. The results were inconclusive, but blood was everywhere.

The moderator was visibly shaken. He dropped his copy of the Terms of Use, then stormed out of the room wondering how he would clean the blood off his $200 jeans. There is no doubt that at this point our moderator wished he could flame the entire classroom, but he himself would be required to delete it!

The students applauded and everyone went to a restaurant to celebrate. They all ordered well-done steak with extra ketchup. While they were waiting, one of them went upstairs and grabbed a can of soda from the fridge. An eagle named David Mink flew into the room and posted a topic about a girl with pics in the first post. Several episodes of My Little Pony were played, and the Hulk showed up and got angry enough to give everyone a 97% karma boost. After they finished eating, they left a generous 5% tip and departed.

The moderator lost his status the next day. He closed his account and lurked 9Gag for the rest of eternity.

p.s. RIP Man Fan

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*slow clap*

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Choco posted...

An eagle named David Mink flew into the room and posted a topic about a girl with pics in the first post.

I cry every time.

;_;7

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I prefer the extended version that doesnt leave out the parable of the Prophet Dawkins.

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*sips regular milks*

We think it's our the nice.

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beautiful

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is the moderator dead?

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I miss CJayC like you wouldn't believe. There was a man's man, the kind of man that ran a tight ship and allowed no nonsense, no politics or strange agendas. The site was a force to be reckoned with and THE place to discuss games and find tips, walkthroughs, cheats etc. Not anymore.

GameFAQs under Ceej was like drinking a cool refreshing beer, current GameFAQs is like drinking Soylent.

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Ahh yes, I remember this story being recorded in the Dead CE Scrolls.

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This is my favorite pasta
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Ricemills posted...

is the moderator dead?

Nah, just his career

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a true classic

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Shotgunnova posted...

Ahh yes, I remember this story being recorded in the Dead CE Scrolls.

Nice

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