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TopKekBro 07/08/20 11:31:53 AM #1:	So the organizer (ultratech) made the tournament to test their creations vs tournament participants. Lets look at their creations: a fucking velociraptor a man made of fire a skeleton with a sword and shield a robot with arm blades, eye lasers, lightning bolts and built in automatic guns, made of steel a legendary titan with 2 heads. Like, literally a mythical beast the regular participants? a Native American with an axe a boxer with enhanced arms a ninja dude a chick with big boobs and 2 sticks An ice alien and a werewolf (the only 2 participants who dont have such an unfair disadvantage) its a planned massacre, not a fair tournament LOL. <cite>TopKekBro posted [p:941838123] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>So the organizer (ultratech) made the tournament to test their creations vs tournament participants. Lets look at their creations: a fucking velociraptor a man made of fire a skeleton with a sword and shield a robot with arm blades, eye lasers, lightning bolts and built in automatic guns, made of steel a legendary titan with 2 heads. Like, literally a mythical beast the regular participants? a Native American with an axe a boxer with enhanced arms a ninja dude a chick with big boobs and 2 sticks An ice alien and a werewolf (the only 2 participants who dont have such an unfair disadvantage) its a planned massacre, not a fair tournament LOL. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 07/08/20 11:35:52 AM #2:	Not much different than a thunder god recruiting mortals for a tournament meant for a realm of demigods. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:941838269] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>Not much different than a thunder god recruiting mortals for a tournament meant for a realm of demigods. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 07/08/20 11:37:34 AM #3:	Not much different than a pro wrestler dude fighting a chick with fat thighs --- Hey kiddies <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:941838325] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>Not much different than a pro wrestler dude fighting a chick with fat thighs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 07/08/20 11:46:34 AM #4:	Not much different from a tournament with regular fighters allowing demon killing ninjas to participate <cite>Srk700 posted [p:941838625] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>Not much different from a tournament with regular fighters allowing demon killing ninjas to participate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeIon Bread 07/08/20 11:51:35 AM #5:	Not much different than a tournament with excellent graphics but fucking dreadful and boring gameplay. --- Sunhawk's main alternate account. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle. <cite>MeIon Bread posted [p:941838807] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>Not much different than a tournament with excellent graphics but fucking dreadful and boring gameplay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 07/08/20 11:54:13 AM #6:	I think ultratech considers glacius their property too --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:941838904] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>I think ultratech considers glacius their property too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 07/08/20 12:17:43 PM #7:	yeah, but it's fucking badass --- Are you proud to be a Mayonnaise American? <cite>MrMallard posted [p:941839732] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>yeah, but it's fucking badass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/08/20 12:21:33 PM #8:	TopKekBro posted... So the organizer (ultratech) made the tournament to test their creations vs tournament participants. Lets look at their creations: * a fucking velociraptor * a man made of fire * a skeleton with a sword and shield * a robot with arm blades, eye lasers, lightning bolts and built in automatic guns, made of steel * a legendary titan with 2 heads. Like, literally a mythical beast the regular participants? * a Native American with an axe * a boxer with enhanced arms * a ninja dude * a chick with big boobs and 2 sticks * An ice alien and a werewolf (the only 2 participants who dont have such an unfair disadvantage) its a planned massacre, not a fair tournament LOL. To be fair: - Native American with an axe can literally control the weather and is basically Storm from X-Men - The boxer's arms are made out of weapons so deadly they're illegal - Ninja Dude is Ryu with a fucking sword - Chick's boobs are so big you die just from looking at them and her sticks are lightsabers --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:941839852] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>TopKekBro posted... </cite> <quote>So the organizer (ultratech) made the tournament to test their creations vs tournament participants. Lets look at their creations: * a fucking velociraptor * a man made of fire * a skeleton with a sword and shield * a robot with arm blades, eye lasers, lightning bolts and built in automatic guns, made of steel * a legendary titan with 2 heads. Like, literally a mythical beast the regular participants? * a Native American with an axe * a boxer with enhanced arms * a ninja dude * a chick with big boobs and 2 sticks * An ice alien and a werewolf (the only 2 participants who dont have such an unfair disadvantage) its a planned massacre, not a fair tournament LOL.</quote> To be fair: - Native American with an axe can literally control the weather and is basically Storm from X-Men - The boxer's arms are made out of weapons so deadly they're illegal - Ninja Dude is Ryu with a fucking sword - Chick's boobs are so big you die just from looking at them and her sticks are lightsabers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/08/20 12:22:24 PM #9:	TopKekBro posted... a chick with big boobs and 2 sticks Are we postin' pics or what? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:941839880] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>TopKekBro posted... </cite> <quote>a chick with big boobs and 2 sticks</quote> Are we postin' pics or what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TopKekBro 07/08/20 1:50:18 PM #10:	ModLogic posted... I think ultratech considers glacius their property too Poor dude :( <cite>TopKekBro posted [p:941843472] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> <quote>I think ultratech considers glacius their property too</quote> Poor dude :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/08/20 1:50:54 PM #11:	FortuneCookie posted... Are we postin' pics or what? Game 1 Game 2 --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:941843494] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>Are we postin' pics or what?</quote> Game 1 Game 2 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TopKekBro 07/08/20 1:50:57 PM #12:	Tyranthraxus posted... To be fair: - Native American with an axe can literally control the weather and is basically Storm from X-Men - The boxer's arms are made out of weapons so deadly they're illegal - Ninja Dude is Ryu with a fucking sword - Chick's boobs are so big you die just from looking at them and her sticks are lightsabers her bounce was yum! <cite>TopKekBro posted [p:941843500] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>To be fair: - Native American with an axe can literally control the weather and is basically Storm from X-Men - The boxer's arms are made out of weapons so deadly they're illegal - Ninja Dude is Ryu with a fucking sword - Chick's boobs are so big you die just from looking at them and her sticks are lightsabers</quote> her bounce was yum! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/08/20 1:51:08 PM #13:	Game 3 --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:941843513] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote> Game 3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/08/20 2:58:47 PM #14:	Thanks, Turbam. :) --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:941846368] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>Thanks, Turbam. :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TopKekBro 07/08/20 3:20:05 PM #15:	Turbam posted... Game 1 Game 2 U da MVP <cite>TopKekBro posted [p:941847221] in Killer ins... [t:78832821]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote> Game 1 Game 2</quote> U da MVP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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