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Pepys Monster
07/06/20 5:03:01 PM
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For 20 minutes. Would you do it?

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Iodine
07/06/20 5:04:20 PM
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Yes.

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alimajor
07/06/20 5:04:52 PM
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Jabodie
07/06/20 5:04:58 PM
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Hard to say. On one hand, I don't really know the extent of the psychological damage that might incur. On the other, it may be easier to withstand when you know there's an end (i.e. you're not going to get tortured indefinitely).

For now I'm going to say no deal. I'm worried this will leave me with some serious issues.

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Heavy_D_Forever
07/06/20 5:05:33 PM
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Fuck yes, you could zap my balls with a car battery for 20 mins if I was getting a mil for it.

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emblem boy
07/06/20 5:05:55 PM
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Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Is 20 minutes a long time when it comes to waterboarding?
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jackgunney
07/06/20 5:06:30 PM
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I'm saying yes, but I've never been waterboarded so I don't actually know how intense it is.

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MrToothHasYou
07/06/20 5:07:17 PM
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For twenty minutes straight? Youd be dead.

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Pepys Monster
07/06/20 5:08:38 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
For twenty minutes straight? Youd be dead.
No, you get air breaks. But the torture will not end until 20 minutes have elapsed.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/06/20 5:09:04 PM
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$1 million dollars but you gotta get the lethal injection.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/06/20 5:09:50 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
No, you get air breaks. But the torture will not end until 20 minutes have elapsed.

In that case, yes. It would be the worst experience of my life but Ill probably get over it.

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nemu
07/06/20 5:10:41 PM
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Sure, I've never heard of lasting physical complications, so as long as they're not depriving me of oxygen (more than almost drowning already does) I can withstand twenty minutes of absolute damn hell for that much money.
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DevsBro
07/06/20 5:13:11 PM
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For a million bucks?

Hell, I've been scarred for life for waaaaaay less than that.

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DespondentDeity
07/06/20 5:13:59 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Is 20 minutes a long time when it comes to waterboarding?

I think 20 seconds is bound to feel like a pretty long time to be waterboarded.

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Smashingpmkns
07/06/20 5:17:25 PM
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Remember when Christopher Hitchens was dead set on proving waterboarding wasn't shit and couldn't even last 15 seconds? Lmao
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MrToothHasYou
07/07/20 2:19:35 AM
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CloneTheHero posted...
easy yes. just hold your breath. water doesnt scare me.
Lmao what a stupid take, it dont work like that homie

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dj1200
07/07/20 2:22:08 AM
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If I knew Id live sure

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Zack_Attackv1
07/07/20 2:23:31 AM
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Solid Snake07
07/07/20 2:23:44 AM
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Assuming they wont kill me, yeah

It'd suck but I think 50 grand a minute is enough motivation to make it through.

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Letron_James
07/07/20 2:28:28 AM
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Not sure if potentially getting PTSD is worth 1 million

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TreyFlowers
07/07/20 2:29:15 AM
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Yes

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Pepys Monster
07/07/20 2:31:33 AM
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Letron_James posted...
Not sure if potentially getting PTSD is worth 1 million
You'll definitely get PTSD.

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MrToothHasYou
07/07/20 3:58:02 AM
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CloneTheHero posted...
it does actually. prove me otherwise
Waterboarding is simulated drowning, which causes an involuntary reflex called instinctive drowning response. Basically your autonomous nervous system overrides your conscious mind, forces your airway to close itself (in an attempt to prevent you from inhaling water) and induces a state of panic. You cant stop it from happening any more than you can consciously stop your leg from flexing when you undergo a patellar reflex test, because its not being controlled by your brain.

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cjs28
07/07/20 4:04:57 AM
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fuck it yolo

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Nazanir
07/07/20 4:43:19 AM
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I don't know, I have no idea what waterboarding would do to me.

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Solid Snake07
07/07/20 4:49:42 AM
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Nazanir posted...
I don't know, I have no idea what waterboarding would do to me.


Basically they're gonna make you feel like you're drowning.

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YugiNoob
07/07/20 5:03:31 AM
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Not even Archer can handle it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Pwz2CEpZM

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MT_TRAEH
07/07/20 5:15:35 AM
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sure

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pinky0926
07/07/20 5:15:53 AM
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From what I understand about waterboarding, everyone is tough about it until 3 seconds after it starts.

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DevsBro
07/07/20 9:04:49 AM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
You cant stop it from happening any more than you can consciously stop your leg from flexing when you undergo a patellar reflex test
I should be good then.

I always kicked on purpose. I was well into my teens when I realized you weren't supposed to.

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EndOfDiscOne
07/07/20 9:07:34 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
$1 million dollars but you gotta get the lethal injection.
Make it a billion and we have a deal

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