Current Events > 400 push-ups later, am I swoll?

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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 8:52:07 PM
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Pic below





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Wii_Shaker
07/05/20 8:53:29 PM
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You didn't. Not in a row.

Besides, pushups don't make you swole, they give you definition in your shoulders and chest.

I smell bullshit.

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Turbam
07/05/20 8:53:41 PM
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You look scared

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Solid Snake07
07/05/20 8:54:10 PM
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You look like you need to poop

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Poop2
07/05/20 8:54:25 PM
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you are almost orange
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NotYou
07/05/20 8:54:31 PM
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Turbam posted...
You look scared
you would be too if you knew what was in the other room
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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 8:56:29 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
You didn't. Not in a row.

Besides, pushups don't make you swole, they give you definition in your shoulders and chest.

I smell bullshit.

I never said in a row.

I do the 30-foot challenge. Basically, you do one push-up, walk 30 feet, do two more, walk back to the original spot, do three, walk another 30 feet, do 4, back to the original spot, do 5, etc. Then when you hit a peak number, you work your back down to 1.

I went up to 20, so the total is 400.

And yeah push-ups alone don't make you swoll. I've been going to the gym seriously for a couple months now. But that many push-ups within that time frame (about 30 minutes) will definitely pump you up and make you look even swoller.
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KStateKing17
07/05/20 8:57:22 PM
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You need to clean your mirror

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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 8:57:38 PM
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Turbam posted...
You look scared

Fatigue, haha.

Solid Snake07 posted...
You look like you need to poop

I'm always pooping o_o

Poop2 posted...
you are almost orange

Strong tan from being outside yesterday, plus enhanced color from increased blood pressure from the workout.
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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 8:58:23 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
You need to clean your mirror

You're right
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Iodine
07/05/20 8:59:29 PM
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It gave you a pump. You look good.

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berlyman101
07/05/20 9:00:15 PM
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you have a good frame for adding muscle, I'm jelly.

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modena
07/05/20 9:02:16 PM
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Lol dude you look like you cant afford a new flowmaster.But ya keep it up,planks have been helping me lately more than before.

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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 9:02:24 PM
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Iodine posted...
It gave you a pump. You look good.

Thank you!

berlyman101 posted...
you have a good frame for adding muscle, I'm jelly.

I'm flattered! I have a crazy high metabolism and appetite, though, so it's hard for me to really put on muscle. I have a lot of patience though and I know it's a process. I'm basically working out for one hour six days a week (a different muscle group each time), and eating about every two hours.
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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 9:03:50 PM
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modena posted...
Lol dude you look like you cant afford a new flowmaster.But ya keep it up,planks have been helping me lately more than before.

My face you mean? lol
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EnragedSlith
07/05/20 9:24:36 PM
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You roughly have what would be my ideal physique, because I'm a bottom heavy beanpole and putting mass on my torso is a nightmare. I'm guessing you were pretty big in the first place if that's a culmination of a few months of hard training.

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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 9:33:09 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
You roughly have what would be my ideal physique, because I'm a bottom heavy beanpole and putting mass on my torso is a nightmare. I'm guessing you were pretty big in the first place if that's a culmination of a few months of hard training.

I wasn't huge, but I wasn't a beanpole either. I had some muscle, but you couldn't really tell if I was wearing normal clothes. I would describe it as me having a good frame and good foundation to start with, and a lot of genetic potential, that simply requires me doing the right things to unlock.
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NotYou
07/05/20 9:33:39 PM
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But joking aside, I'm jealous. You look terrific, man.
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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 9:35:09 PM
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NotYou posted...
But joking aside, I'm jealous. You look terrific, man.

^_^
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gamer167
07/05/20 9:35:53 PM
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Awesome pic. Great size. Looking thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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DespondentDeity
07/05/20 9:37:07 PM
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Your forearms look hilariously small, maybe it's just the picture.

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cuttin_in_farm
07/05/20 9:41:01 PM
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Try squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste.

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evil_zombie11
07/05/20 9:41:54 PM
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Impressive tc. Ive never liked pushups personally, I like bench press because it takes less reps to get it over with. Lol

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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 9:48:32 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Your forearms look hilariously small, maybe it's just the picture.

It's the pic haha
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Pancake
07/05/20 9:52:12 PM
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i don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom. think of all the stuff that flies around in there. ech.
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VTBM
07/05/20 9:52:26 PM
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You're no PowPowPunishment, but maybe one day you will be. :D

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LeperMessiahXX
07/05/20 9:54:58 PM
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I knew you were a big Undertaker fan, but I never knew just how big.

Anyways you look like you could kick my ass.
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Flockaveli
07/05/20 10:16:58 PM
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Explain it to me like I'm 5: how do I do the correct push-up?

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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 11:10:19 PM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
I knew you were a big Undertaker fan, but I never knew just how big.

Anyways you look like you could kick my ass.

Noticed the tat? :)
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Josiah_Is_Back
07/05/20 11:13:03 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Explain it to me like I'm 5: how do I do the correct push-up?

Hands slightly wider than shoulder-width apart. Keep your feet together and lower your chest to the floor but keep your entire body straight, almost as if there was a steel beam impaling you from your head to your toes.

Don't do as many as you can at once, because you'll burn out. Instead follow some kind of a system. It could be as simple as "ten sets of ten push-ups," or a bit more creative. Example: if you have a deck of cards, shuffle them and spread them around a table or the floor all face down. Pick one at random, and do that number of push-ups. Jacks are 11, Queens are 12, Kings are 13 and Aces are 15.

The amount of time you give yourself in-between cards is up to you, but if you get through the whole thing you'll be feeling it!
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Wetterdew
07/05/20 11:17:26 PM
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I would say you are swole. But you also look like your spirit has been sucked out of you.

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bobaban
07/05/20 11:21:38 PM
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Do you use anything? Seems like major wrist strains at 400 count.

Obviously a gym bro. Reminded me of those abs commercials selling some garbage with a ripped dude who got ripped not using the machine.

Thats from years of working out. Yes, youre still maintaining swoll
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