Current Events > "Vote for me, I'm not a politician!"

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HylianFox
07/05/20 12:32:44 PM
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That's like saying "Hire me to perform your open-heart surgery! I don't have any experience in surgery or medicine, but I did play 'Operation' once as a kid."

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DirkDiggles
07/05/20 12:34:21 PM
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Trump, is that you?

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monkmith
07/05/20 12:36:21 PM
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but running a country is a lot like running a business, and i've got experience running a business!

'ignore the long history of running countless businesses into the ground'

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Cocytus
07/05/20 12:37:33 PM
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'MURICA!!! I need somthin' 'nother what who can talk for me!

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The Trent
07/05/20 12:37:54 PM
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Thanos: if you consider failure experience
Loki: I consider experience experience

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Hayame Zero
07/05/20 12:41:36 PM
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I live in Knox County. Glenn Jacobs (Kane) is our mayor. I constantly hear people say "I hear he's doing a good job!" without actually reading about anything he's done or supports - whether good or bad. They just like him because they like the character...basically like Trump.

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Poop2
07/05/20 12:49:05 PM
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The Trent posted...
Thanos: if you consider failure experience
Loki: I consider experience experience

ah, yes. Marvelnomics
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Southernfatman
07/05/20 12:51:35 PM
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I like to have a heart surgeon that I can have a beer with.

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