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AlisLandale 07/04/20 7:39:10 PM #1: |
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SSJCAT 07/04/20 7:41:11 PM #2: |
i dont lie i say i prefer to be a shmexy smooth boy
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SystemEgo 07/04/20 7:43:45 PM #3: |
Say you were walking down the street when a random nutter jumped you, pulled your trousers down, got an electric razor out of their pocket and proceeded to shear the hair off of your legs before running off. When they ask what happened next, say you went to the police to report it. Wait for the "...and?" before telling them that the police said you were lucky and had a close shave...
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NoMeLx22x 07/04/20 7:53:20 PM #4: |
I lost a stupid bet with my friends
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PatrickMahomes 07/04/20 7:54:12 PM #5: |
Because I fucking felt like it
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ZeroX91 07/06/20 9:17:50 PM #6: |
Hydrodynamics
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R1masher 07/06/20 9:19:10 PM #7: |
Fell asleep chewing gum
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DespondentDeity 07/06/20 9:19:30 PM #8: |
Makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.
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Guerrilla Soldier 07/06/20 9:20:10 PM #9: |
because of the war
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OwlRammer 07/06/20 9:26:56 PM #10: |
some hot chick passed me by on the street and said I would look cuter if I shaved my legs so I did
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Reis 07/06/20 9:27:59 PM #11: |
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Consciousness 07/08/20 9:47:12 AM #12: |
Why do you wanna lie in the first place? What's there to be insecure about? Is it less manly to shave your legs or something? I have never shaved my arms or legs in my life but I'm curious.
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The Trent 07/08/20 9:48:05 AM #13: |
i am identifying as a person with smooth legs
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Turbam 07/08/20 9:48:14 AM #14: |
None of your damn business
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Total_Lost2 07/08/20 9:48:38 AM #15: |
Because she died.
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Were_Wyrm 07/08/20 9:49:25 AM #16: |
Because you touch yourself at night
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solosnake 07/08/20 9:49:34 AM #17: |
you are a competitive swimmer
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DevsBro 07/08/20 9:49:38 AM #18: |
ZeroX91 posted...
Hydrodynamics --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza3 07/08/20 9:49:46 AM #19: |
It's summer. Shaving your legs cools you down soooo much. You'd be surprised if you've never done it.
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AlisLandale 07/08/20 9:50:14 AM #20: |
Consciousness posted...
Why do you wanna lie in the first place? What's there to be insecure about? Is it less manly to shave your legs or something? I have never shaved my arms or legs in my life but I'm curious. Oh, I personally dont care that much. But it always raises questions whenever people find out so I was curious to see how creative CE could get. so far all the answers itt have been hilarious lmao. And sincere answers are good too. <-< --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution999 07/08/20 9:50:46 AM #21: |
You're a swimmer?
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Aressar 07/08/20 10:02:27 AM #22: |
Just say "It's personal" like everyone who doesn't feel like explaining their tattoo
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DevsBro 07/08/20 10:03:41 AM #23: |
Aressar posted...
Just say "It's personal" like everyone who doesn't feel like explaining their tattooWait what Why would you... I guess I just don't get tattoos. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 07/08/20 10:17:44 AM #24: |
DevsBro posted...
Wait what I don't get it either. I never mind telling the story behind my tattoos when people ask. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 07/08/20 10:20:23 AM #25: |
Aressar posted...
I don't get it either. I never mind telling the story behind my tattoos when people ask.I actually was going to compare it to something but this is like the goofy comparison already. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 07/08/20 10:29:00 AM #26: |
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