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specialkid8 07/04/20 2:24:20 PM #1:	I have a problem with gnats in the summer so I tried moving a spider from my bathroom to the kitchen window but he decided to hide under the sill and catch no gnats and then fucked off somewhere else entirely. How do I convince one of these stupid bastards that living in gnat buffet land is better than dying along behind by bathroom door? I just want everyone to be happy. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:941667597] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>I have a problem with gnats in the summer so I tried moving a spider from my bathroom to the kitchen window but he decided to hide under the sill and catch no gnats and then fucked off somewhere else entirely. How do I convince one of these stupid bastards that living in gnat buffet land is better than dying along behind by bathroom door? I just want everyone to be happy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 07/04/20 2:32:25 PM #2:	step 1: kill it --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:941667914] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>step 1: kill it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 07/04/20 5:33:44 PM #3:	incorrect <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:941674920] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>incorrect </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NM4 07/04/20 5:34:33 PM #4:	Burn it and then burn down your house. --- If you have accepted Carson Wentz as your Lord and Savior copy and paste this into your sig. PSN: burntlasagna <cite>NM4 posted [p:941674951] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>Burn it and then burn down your house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 07/04/20 5:35:23 PM #5:	Slide a piece of paper underneath it and then cap it with a cup. Move to where you want it to be and remove paper there. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:941674973] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>Slide a piece of paper underneath it and then cap it with a cup. Move to where you want it to be and remove paper there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 07/04/20 5:38:39 PM #6:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... Slide a piece of paper underneath it and then cap it with a cup. Move to where you want it to be and remove paper there. Physically moving it isn't the problem. I got him there, and he left. I need him to stay there and get to work. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:941675087] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>gatorsPENSbucs posted... </cite> <quote>Slide a piece of paper underneath it and then cap it with a cup. Move to where you want it to be and remove paper there.</quote> Physically moving it isn't the problem. I got him there, and he left. I need him to stay there and get to work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/04/20 5:40:06 PM #7:	give it a free gnat once you move it there --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:941675132] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>give it a free gnat once you move it there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 07/04/20 5:44:34 PM #8:	@dolomedes If he doesnt respond. Id recommend trying a lizard. Feeding him some gnats there might encourage him to stay there too. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:941675286] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>@dolomedes If he doesnt respond. Id recommend trying a lizard. Feeding him some gnats there might encourage him to stay there too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 07/04/20 5:46:48 PM #9:	GiftedACIII posted... @dolomedes If he doesnt respond. Id recommend trying a lizard. Feeding him some gnats there might encourage him to stay there too. I would love to unleash a family of anoles loose in my apartment but they're much harder to catch and probably wouldn't just chill out on the window sill. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:941675364] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>@dolomedes If he doesnt respond. Id recommend trying a lizard. Feeding him some gnats there might encourage him to stay there too.</quote>I would love to unleash a family of anoles loose in my apartment but they're much harder to catch and probably wouldn't just chill out on the window sill. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 07/04/20 6:09:48 PM #10:	Try putting holes in the lid of an old jar and fill it up with apple cider vinegar. Apparently gnats love that shit, and will land in it to drink it even though it kills them. Could even try putting a nightlight right behind it to increase it's attractive power if it's a clear jar. If you want a spider that will stay in your windowsill, you might need to go outside to find one. Typical indoor spider varieties prefer darkness even though they'd catch way more prey if they built their webs over a light source. I don't think the typical indoor spider needs to eat very often. Go outside and find yourself a spider sitting in the middle of a beautiful web, that's the kind of spider you want to catch flies. With a little luck, it will decide that your window is the perfect frame to fill with a web --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:941676235] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>Try putting holes in the lid of an old jar and fill it up with apple cider vinegar. Apparently gnats love that shit, and will land in it to drink it even though it kills them. Could even try putting a nightlight right behind it to increase it's attractive power if it's a clear jar. If you want a spider that will stay in your windowsill, you might need to go outside to find one. Typical indoor spider varieties prefer darkness even though they'd catch way more prey if they built their webs over a light source. I don't think the typical indoor spider needs to eat very often. Go outside and find yourself a spider sitting in the middle of a beautiful web, that's the kind of spider you want to catch flies. With a little luck, it will decide that your window is the perfect frame to fill with a web </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 07/04/20 6:11:04 PM #11:	just out of curiosity, which one of your organs are you replacing with a spider? --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- <cite>Machete posted [p:941676278] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>just out of curiosity, which one of your organs are you replacing with a spider? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarSpangled 07/04/20 7:58:49 PM #12:	synth_real posted... Typical indoor spider varieties prefer darkness even though they'd catch way more prey if they built their webs over a light source I think its a survival instinct due to arachnophobes. Cant blame them. --- Make love, not war- too many people have forgotten this <cite>StarSpangled posted [p:941680278] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>synth_real posted... </cite> <quote>Typical indoor spider varieties prefer darkness even though they'd catch way more prey if they built their webs over a light source</quote> I think its a survival instinct due to arachnophobes. Cant blame them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 07/06/20 2:56:16 AM #14:	i actually have tons of cellar spiders in my bedroom --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:941734850] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>i actually have tons of cellar spiders in my bedroom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/06/20 2:59:49 AM #15:	specialkid8 posted... Physically moving it isn't the problem. I got him there, and he left. I need him to stay there and get to work. Offer it a juicy contract with cool perks, and it will feel more motivated to do its job! --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:941734912] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted...</cite> <quote>Physically moving it isn't the problem. I got him there, and he left. I need him to stay there and get to work. </quote> Offer it a juicy contract with cool perks, and it will feel more motivated to do its job!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii_Shaker 07/08/20 7:39:30 AM #18:	Just throw it outside. Your not it's dad. It was obviously outside before it came into your house. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:941831503] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>Just throw it outside. Your not it's dad. It was obviously outside before it came into your house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 07/08/20 7:41:14 AM #19:	let it set up shop inside your ear canal and you should be good to go <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:941831533] in How do I s... [t:78824261]...</cite> <quote>let it set up shop inside your ear canal and you should be good to go </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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