Poll of the Day > Is poop meat? Does it count?

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Kimbos_Egg
07/03/20 6:05:44 AM
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Can I go on an all poop vegan diet?



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FatalAccident
07/03/20 6:27:20 AM
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you fucker

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Kimbos_Egg
07/03/20 6:33:39 AM
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adjl
07/03/20 8:37:06 AM
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There's a special variety of coffee (kopi luwak) that's made from beans that have been eaten, digested, and pooped out by civets. Being expensive and hard to come by naturally, this has of course led to people attempting to farm civets for the product, which in many cases involves confining them in battery cages to maximize production. Because of this practice and animal welfare concerns arising from it, I believe most vegans would not consume kopi luwak. It seems reasonable to me to generalize from this and say that most vegans would similarly not consume other animals' poop.

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EvilMegas
07/03/20 9:16:51 AM
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If you don't eat meat, your poop isnt meat.

It's just a collection of waste you ingest.

So, obviously, the answer is egg. Idiot!

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Kimbos_Egg
07/03/20 3:40:23 PM
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Why would I eat my own poop
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Mead
07/03/20 3:59:45 PM
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Meat is animal flesh

poop is digested refuse, so no it wouldnt qualify

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Aculo
07/03/20 4:15:12 PM
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ICOYAR is getting turned on, ok?

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EvilMegas
07/03/20 4:47:50 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
Why would I eat my own poop
You're making this harder than it needs to be...

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Kimbos_Egg
07/03/20 4:51:02 PM
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I'm not a poop farm, and id doubt they'd sell my poop in the shop. Obviously i have to have mass produced poop.
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DirtBasedSoap
07/03/20 5:18:43 PM
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Aculo posted...
ICOYAR is getting turned on, ok?
I lold

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EvilMegas
07/03/20 5:19:11 PM
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Well, at a poop farm there are too many variables.

Are they treating the animals good?
Is this poop meat or vegan?
Are there any deer in a 40 mile radius?

I just get mine local. I know a few guys if'n you need your fix.

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Kimbos_Egg
07/03/20 5:25:31 PM
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animals? discusting.
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Nade Duck
07/03/20 5:46:05 PM
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it's just like moist fiber, probably.

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Yellow
07/03/20 6:23:56 PM
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Eggs aren't vegan but are vegetarian. Poop would be vegetarian but not vegan. Animal byproduct.

Aka if there was a market for eating poop animals would be kept in cages and mistreated for their poop. (Which is generally the biggest gripe against eating meat in the first place, against the stereotype that vegans dislike the "circle of life")

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thedicemaster
07/03/20 6:41:45 PM
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it's not vegan.
it can be vegetarian, but only if it comes from a vegetarian, vegan, or herbivore.
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Yellow
07/03/20 6:44:52 PM
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thedicemaster posted...
it's not vegan.
it can be vegetarian, but only if it comes from a vegetarian, vegan, or herbivore.
Well then you're just getting to the point of "who's molecules are these?"

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Zareth
07/03/20 6:55:53 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
Why would I eat my own poop
Because it's sterile, and you like the taste?

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Zareth
07/03/20 6:56:35 PM
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So, can vegan girls swallow?

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jsb0714
07/03/20 7:34:14 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
You're making this harder than it needs to be...
His poop? Probably just needs to drink more water.
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Kimbos_Egg
07/04/20 5:18:46 AM
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Mm
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Kimbos_Egg
07/04/20 5:19:02 AM
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jsb0714 posted...

His poop? Probably just needs to drink more water.


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Kimbos_Egg
07/06/20 2:31:58 AM
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Zimbabwe
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