Current Events > She stops you and says ''hey ugly, you mad you aren't ever going to fuck me?''

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ssj3vegeta
07/01/20 7:49:28 PM
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thrashmetal14
07/01/20 7:50:48 PM
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I would laugh
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DespondentDeity
07/01/20 7:51:26 PM
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I had my "not my taste" post all ready to go, but damn.

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candyapplered
07/01/20 7:52:53 PM
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Im crushed.. why would she say that?

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CommonJoe
07/01/20 7:53:01 PM
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Lmao

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Squall28
07/01/20 7:53:31 PM
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Butterface

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Super_shadow_x
07/01/20 7:58:35 PM
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Ignore and walk away, might be a trap.

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IfGodCouldDie
07/01/20 7:59:56 PM
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"Why would I be mad over refusing to sleep with someone that couldn't even make tryouts for my league?"

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inloveanddeath0
07/01/20 8:00:56 PM
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Sounds like your mother

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monkmith
07/01/20 8:01:36 PM
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why is vegy dedicating this account to verbal abuse fantasies?

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Ivynn
07/01/20 8:01:38 PM
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I'd know she wasn't talking to me because I'm not ugly.

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nativengine
07/01/20 8:05:15 PM
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Bitch, get off these trails before those cellulite cactuses you call thighs start a forest fire.

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smoke_break
07/01/20 8:07:51 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/01/20 8:10:16 PM
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MT_TRAEH
07/01/20 8:11:25 PM
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The Wheelman1
07/01/20 8:12:30 PM
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With that attitude, not at all.

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Poop2
07/01/20 8:12:44 PM
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she doesnt seem that mean.

i dont believe you
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Wii_Shaker
07/01/20 8:25:49 PM
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Hey beautiful. You're the one who should feel bad about it.

*Coming up Milhouse walks away*

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Thunder_Armor
07/01/20 8:27:09 PM
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"Put a mask on and get the fuck away from me"

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ssj3vegeta
07/01/20 10:19:34 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/01/20 10:23:58 PM
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Respond with the ol why would I want to fuck an STD factory ?, dont be mad at me for your terrible life choices.

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Shablagoo
07/01/20 10:25:29 PM
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we fuck right dere on da spot immediately

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Dark_SilverX
07/01/20 10:25:31 PM
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I'd be like "Karen you just gonna call da police anyway" and keep on jogging myself and getting stronger legs.

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cjsdowg
07/01/20 10:26:01 PM
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I like how people are insulting her like she really said that. Come on guys.

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LostForest
07/01/20 10:26:16 PM
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I would start snickering, tell her I'm married and ask if she's mad that she aint getting any tonight herself.

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008Zulu
07/01/20 10:30:23 PM
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I would find out what ever kind of cologne her father uses, use it on myself, then reject her when she throws herself at me.

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V-E-G-Y-
07/02/20 11:00:06 AM
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008Zulu posted...
I would find out what ever kind of cologne her father uses, use it on myself, then reject her when she throws herself at me.

Lmao what
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V-E-G-Y-
07/03/20 4:32:00 PM
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Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:33:58 PM
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"That's sexual harassment. How DARE you. How DARE you talk to me that way!"

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ssj3vegeta_
07/05/20 1:48:28 AM
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MabusIncarnate
07/05/20 1:50:14 AM
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"No, i'm just offended that your workout clothes smell like a wet market."

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im not 13
07/05/20 1:56:02 AM
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SilkPanties
07/05/20 1:58:13 AM
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Thicc legs.

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V-E-G-Y-
07/06/20 4:46:06 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
"No, i'm just offended that your workout clothes smell like a wet market."

Niiiice
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Extreme_light
07/06/20 4:48:45 PM
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"I can find someone hotter than you just by posting a shirtless pic on grindr. Bye lady!"

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jackgunney
07/06/20 4:49:08 PM
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I'd ask her what makes her so insecure that she has to insult a random stranger.

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deupd_u
07/06/20 4:49:33 PM
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Her legs are way farther apart in the shadow. I know it's not a perfect angle, but still.

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DevsBro
07/06/20 4:59:34 PM
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I shrug and walk off.

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jackgunney
07/06/20 5:01:36 PM
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Also, what's wrong, vegy? Usually in these hypothetical situations the hottie is interested in you.

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Heavy_D_Forever
07/06/20 5:03:28 PM
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The amount of editing that went into the photo TC posted is insane lol

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KStateKing17
07/06/20 5:10:51 PM
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I'll just eat her mom out

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DrizztLink
07/06/20 5:11:34 PM
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ssj3vegeta2
07/08/20 6:24:47 AM
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jackgunney posted...
Also, what's wrong, vegy? Usually in these hypothetical situations the hottie is interested in you.

I realize dis was da response CE would get

Heavy_D_Forever posted...
The amount of editing that went into the photo TC posted is insane lol

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