Poll of the Day > This big ugly duck won't leave me alone

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CarefreeDude
06/25/20 12:19:22 PM
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It follows me around wagging it's tail and grunting like a pig trying to make me pet him. If I try to leave he runs after me and tries to grab my leg. He also follows after my car trying to get me to stop and pet him. It's very annoying

https://imgur.com/a/BgAnhZx


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wolfy42
06/25/20 12:21:06 PM
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Dinner is following you.

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darcandkharg31
06/25/20 12:22:42 PM
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adopt him and love him like the the monster child you hide in the cellar.

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PKMNsony
06/25/20 12:27:30 PM
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It's a Muscovy duck and they're cool as hell! They're territorial so if you let it live in your back yard it'll beat the shit out of anything it thinks is encroaching. Or you can just take it to any Hispanic friend's house and give it to their mom.
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JOExHIGASHI
06/25/20 12:53:21 PM
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This is like that untitled goose game

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deoxxys
06/25/20 5:15:31 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
This is like that untitled goose game
lol

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PK_Spam
06/25/20 6:18:48 PM
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The muscovies in my area are super friendly to people too.

I still try not to fuck with them... or should I say... duck with them

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trodi_911
06/25/20 6:36:16 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
The muscovies in my area are super friendly to people too.

I still try not to fuck with them... or should I say... duck with them
Boooooooo!

You shouldn't just tack the pun on. It should be there originally.

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Mead
06/25/20 6:37:56 PM
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It isnt ugly, its just a warrior duck built for combat and strife

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Molitheus
06/25/20 6:45:03 PM
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Maybe that duck thinks you're a real quack.

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deoxxys
06/25/20 7:34:06 PM
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why you get rid of other pic

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CarefreeDude
06/25/20 7:40:27 PM
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There is only two pics?

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deoxxys
06/25/20 8:36:44 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
There is only two pics?
Looks like the OP was edited so that there is no longer the hand and duck

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CarefreeDude
06/26/20 10:40:55 PM
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Here is more pics of him. He tries so hard to get Into my car

https://imgur.com/a/R9WwZvv


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CarefreeDude
06/30/20 2:43:00 PM
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Oh this duck has a lady duck apparently and she is sitting on eggs

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EvilMegas
06/30/20 2:59:55 PM
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Expected a @Nade_Duck joke

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Nade Duck
07/01/20 6:24:06 AM
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hell no, i'm beautiful.

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Mead
07/01/20 6:46:00 AM
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CarefreeDude posted...
Here is more pics of him. He tries so hard to get Into my car

https://imgur.com/a/R9WwZvv

aww now I feel like hes kinda cute

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