Current Events > Post ITT and I will rate you as a poster on CE

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Scale is 1-10, 5 being a generic average CEer.

I'll bite

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if i post will you take your top off

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Give it to me straight.

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Sure!

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Ok -_-

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Give it to me curved to the left. That's where my G spot is.

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Post

hi

Okay then.

Rate me

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Post

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('-' )

Never seen or interacted with the tc, so this should be...

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Parappa09 posted...

if i post will you take your top off

I'm just helping Parappa get what he wants.

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I'm sure I'll regret this

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Where's our ratings damnit!

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Take your damn top off
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Sup

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First batch. I should mention this list is of course subjective. I can't read all of your posts, and wouldn't even if I could. Ffs, be honest, even you wouldn't want to have to read all of your posts. These ratings aren't intended to be set in stone, they change daily.

Parappa09: 6.5/10 (You seem friendly and extroverted, which is a rarity on CE. You stand out in a good way. No, I won't take my top off.)
Pus_N_Pecans: 6.5/10 (You don't seem to post all that much, or at least I don't see many posts by you. But I like what I do see, and Jackbox Night is a breath of fresh air on CE. It's fun.)
Lost_All_Senses: 6/10 (You make intellectual wankery fun. Or as fun as intellectual wankery can be. I usually like your sense of humor.)
jeffhardyb0yz: 5.5/10 (I like you generally. You can be a little annoying sometimes. And you don't seem to post all that much.)
Strider102: 5/10 (If there were a quintessentially average CEman, it would be you.)
SF_Okami: 3/10 (I know you as the shoe guy. That's really all I know you for. I wear some shitty $10 Walmart garbage. I think we have something of a clash of ideologies here, to be melodramatic.)
Cpt_Pineapple: 1/10 (My mind can't even fathom precisely what it is you do. I do genuinely hope you're in an okay mental place, because you're one of those people whose posting makes me worry about their health. Take care of yourself, nobody else will.)

mattymad: ?/10 (User since 2003? I don't even know who you are. Post more or something, jfc.)
-_-_-_-_-: ?/10 (Are you even real?)

Fuck yeah, 5/10!!!

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Yeah Walmart is unacceptable. I may be the last person alive who has never once in their life shopped at walmart lol.

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:V

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MarthGoomba: 5/10 (You're the guy with the anime figurines, right? I usually avoid your topics as, we've established, is typical for CE. But you do kind of stand out for me as a distinctive personality, which is a plus. I don't think our interests are terribly aligned, but I'm glad you're here. I just probably won't ever show it except in this post right now.)

Reis: 3/10 (Sometimes I do like you, but I'm really turned off by your endless berating. You kinda just seem like a bully sometimes. People treat it as a joke and I don't know to what extent it is, but it's not really my cup of tea.)

Stalolin: 5/10 (I recognize the name, but I guess you just kinda fade into the CEnery for me. I mean I'm sure you do have characteristics and a personality and everything.)

No ego, but posting anyways.

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Oh man I am curious

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NotYou posted...

Pus_N_Pecans: 6.5/10 (You don't seem to post all that much, or at least I don't see many posts by you. But I like what I do see, and Jackbox Night is a breath of fresh air on CE. It's fun.)

Thanks! I generally dont make too many of my own threads, but Ill post in topics Im interested in. I pop in on movie discussions pretty often, and Ill post art on occasion.

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please

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Go ahead idgaf

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Roast me.

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k
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Rate meeeeeeee. Rate me my friend

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i stand firm in the belief that people dont even know who i am here.

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Could be good.

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I don't recognize you.

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Whom'st

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I dont even recognize you TC, but sure.

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OffTempo: 5.5/10 (You're a breath of fresh air in that you're not old and jaded like everyone else. Be sure to spend the next 10-15 years posting here everyday so we can watch your soul slowly get sucked out leaving you an empty shell with a snazzy name.)

AlisLandale: 5/10 (This is awkward. For some reason I've always thought it was AlisLansdale, and I'm now at a loss to explain why. I think I only wrote that for padding to avoid having to admit that all I really know you for are emoticon faces, coy non-answers, and a seemingly malleable gender identity.)

GregShmedley: 5.5/10 (I think if I were to identify you with an animal it would be a bull. Just kind of charging around headbutting and breaking shit. I would have trouble explaining exactly why, but that's actually sort of intended as a compliment.)

Vicious_Dios: 6/10 (This is kind of a weird one, because incidentally I think a lot of your opinions are dogshit. But I can't help but kind of like the way you present them.

hell yeah! Average!

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though I am curious about what context Ive used coy non-answers lol

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Not sure if I've developed any notoriety with my shit posting. I think i blend in with all the other shit posters.

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Love these.

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This man goes in depth, les go

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DrizztLink: 7/10 (I like you. I like your sense of humor. You joke around a lot but post seriously sometimes too. I relate to you because you're one of my 'post in the selfie topic even though nobody wants to see dude selfies' buddies. Respect.)

WilliamPorygon: 4.5/10 (Furrybro. I can't imagine caring about what other people are attracted to. It may not be my cup of tea, but I admire how openly you talk about something a lot of people seem to consider horrifying or taboo or something. That's all I really know you for, though, which I guess seems kind of sad considering how long you've been here.)

ssj3vegeta2: ?/10 (Honestly, I'm struggling with this one. You're like the face of CE, while also being possibly the most blocked poster on CE. It would be difficult to give you a low rating in deference to the sheer scope of your time and contributions to CE. You also make repetitive into an art form. Cpt_Pineapple is jealous of your bizarre persistence. I also unironically like interacting with you usually. I'm warming up to you a bit after something of a cold beginning, but honestly it would be nice to see other sides of you sometimes. I'm sure you have them.)

I'm gettin nervous

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Let me eat sushi off your abs while you rate me

Hi!

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