Current Events > $6,700,000 but everytime you have sex it results in pregnancy.

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UnfairRepresent
06/17/20 8:00:22 AM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax.

Doesn't matter what protection you use or what surgeries you/she has had. She will always become pregnant

https://i.imgur.com/k8pXBu1.jpg

if you have sex with someone already pregnant then she'll end up having twins, then triplets etc every time you have intercourse

Would you take it?
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pegusus123456
06/17/20 8:01:09 AM
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I like dudes.

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Master_Bass
06/17/20 8:02:11 AM
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So a bunch of money and nothing changes?

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Alteres
06/17/20 8:02:15 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I like dudes.
NO LOOPHOLES!!!

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EffectAndCause
06/17/20 8:04:04 AM
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Sure, I can get blowjobs for the rest of my life.
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trappedunderice
06/17/20 8:05:06 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Sure, I can get blowjobs for the rest of my life.
I don't think this guy knows what sex is.
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karlpilkington4
06/17/20 8:09:49 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
I don't think this guy knows what sex is.

Uh, do you?

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obeseexplosive
06/17/20 8:11:11 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
I don't think this guy knows what sex is.
Im 36 with a ten year old son and I still don't know what sex is

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NeoShadowhen
06/17/20 8:12:39 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
I don't think this guy knows what sex is.


Blastin in a big girls pie hole aint sex, son.
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EffectAndCause
06/17/20 8:12:59 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
I don't think this guy knows what sex is.


Vaginal intercourse is sex.

Blowjobs are just hey this feels good on my dick.
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trappedunderice
06/17/20 8:14:13 AM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
Uh, do you?
What about you there karl? You ever had sexual intercourse?
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St0rmFury
06/17/20 8:16:08 AM
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Idk man, do prostitutes usually go after their clients if they got pregnant?
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Funkydog
06/17/20 8:16:37 AM
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I bet that's someone's fetish.

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obeseexplosive
06/17/20 8:17:18 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Blowjobs are just hey this feels good on my dick.
Hey bro don't be sexist. It could be "hey this dick feels good in my mouth"

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Solo_Wing
06/17/20 8:17:24 AM
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Yeah, so, I've got vaginal fluids allergy, is it OK if we take the back door? Oh, I'm filthy rich

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008Zulu
06/17/20 8:23:55 AM
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Only do anal. Then when she becomes pregnant, can take her around the nation as a medical anomaly. The booking fees alone will make me more money than the initial deal.

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Kami_no_Kami
06/17/20 8:24:06 AM
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Where does she get pregnant if shes had a hysterectomy..?
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-Unowninator-
06/17/20 8:28:36 AM
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No downsides for me; I have no interest in dating.
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Juhanor
06/17/20 9:01:44 AM
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That much money and I get to become the next Genghis Khan? Hell yeah
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Veggeta X
06/17/20 9:12:29 AM
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What's the downside?

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AloofHermit
06/17/20 9:13:28 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
What's the downside?


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Sariana21
06/17/20 9:58:26 AM
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I'm a woman, so NO EFFING WAY!

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Pitlord_Special
06/17/20 10:02:16 AM
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Id offer my services to infertile women who want to know what it would be like to have a baby.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
06/17/20 10:05:17 AM
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Jokes on you. I got the snip. Biological impossibility trumps your rules. Gimme dat money.

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UnfairRepresent
06/17/20 10:12:25 AM
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Teh_Dr_Phil posted...
Jokes on you. I got the snip. Biological impossibility trumps your rules. Gimme dat money.

UnfairRepresent posted...
Doesn't matter what protection you use or what surgeries you/she has had. She will always become pregnant

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Cocytus
06/17/20 10:20:28 AM
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This presumes that we will be in a position to get laid to take this deal?
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MT_TRAEH
06/17/20 10:21:16 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
What's the downside?


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GoodOlJr
06/17/20 10:22:37 AM
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What if the womans already pregnant and I give her 80% of the caash

You woud be able to find tons of women whod make that trade
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WilliamPorygon
06/17/20 10:53:35 AM
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Pass, I don't want my sex doll to become pregnant

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Caution999
06/17/20 10:54:54 AM
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...Even after menopause?

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KogaSteelfang
06/17/20 10:57:59 AM
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Give me the money. I'm already living a sexless life.

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UnfairRepresent
06/17/20 11:03:15 AM
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Caution999 posted...
...Even after menopause?

yes
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philsov
06/17/20 11:05:36 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
if you have sex with someone already pregnant then she'll end up having twins, then triplets etc every time you have intercourse


So load her up until she dies from trying to carry vigintiplets?
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creativerealms
06/17/20 11:06:52 AM
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As an asexual there is no downside.

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Questionmarktarius
06/17/20 11:09:47 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
What's the downside?


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bobaban
06/17/20 11:18:18 AM
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I just keep impregnating the same girl until she explodes and then move on to the next girl.
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jblrulez
06/17/20 11:20:27 AM
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Deal, I guess Ill just have to live the single life and do one hitter quitters as I travel around the world.
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UnfairRepresent
06/18/20 12:13:57 AM
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bobaban posted...
I just keep impregnating the same girl until she explodes and then move on to the next girl.

Pretty sure that's murder and probably rape.
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gguirao
06/18/20 2:45:58 AM
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Deal. I'm never having sex, anyway.

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bknight
06/18/20 2:50:25 AM
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Sure, that's why they made abortion legal, and aborting a fetus super early when it's a mass of cells is no big deal.
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SolidShadow3
06/18/20 3:45:48 AM
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Sure, I'll just use some of that money for a Vasectomy lmao.

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UnfairRepresent
06/18/20 3:55:52 AM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Sure, I'll just use some of that money for a Vasectomy lmao.

Doesn't matter what protection you use or what surgeries you/she has had. She will always become pregnant
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008Zulu
06/18/20 4:00:16 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Pretty sure that's murder and probably rape.
If the sex was consensual, it's not rape. As for murder, given the conditions, you'd never be able to prove it in a court of law. Magical pregnancies being what they are.

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Harpie
06/18/20 4:01:57 AM
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Sariana21 posted...
I'm a woman, so NO EFFING WAY!


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UnfairRepresent
06/18/20 4:03:04 AM
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008Zulu posted...

If the sex was consensual, it's not rape. As for murder, given the conditions, you'd never be able to prove it in a court of law. Magical pregnancies being what they are.

if it late in the pregnancy how many women with 28 babies in them are going to have more sex?
And if its really early in the pregnancy, she's not going to die for months.

That's why I said probably, I don't see how the logistics of his plan will work
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Havik
06/18/20 4:15:53 AM
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No downside, have next to no interest in sex as is.

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Iodine
06/18/20 5:38:03 AM
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How the hell are so many people saying yes? Are you like never plan on having sex?

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ReturnOfThaJedi
06/18/20 5:41:20 AM
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Take the money

become celibate

??????

profit

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Ridleyette
06/18/20 6:30:33 AM
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I'm about to impregnate half the.globe

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