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LordRazziel
06/07/20 4:12:54 PM
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I don't just mean people that come by and clean or do yard work, I'm talking Geoffrey from Fresh Prince.

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Irony
06/07/20 4:13:29 PM
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How ritch?

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Joeydollaz
06/07/20 4:13:45 PM
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An Alfred only

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vigorm0rtis
06/07/20 4:13:55 PM
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No.

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Dreepapult
06/07/20 4:14:53 PM
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Yeah

If I was like Batman rich

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inloveanddeath0
06/07/20 4:15:31 PM
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FF_Redux
06/07/20 4:16:07 PM
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SaltyWet
06/07/20 4:16:53 PM
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No, too gaudy and awkward.

At best I might hire some people to do chores for a few hours.

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pogo_rabid
06/07/20 4:16:56 PM
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only if she was a catgirl maid and gave unlimited blowies.

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DevsBro
06/07/20 4:18:17 PM
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Nah, if I were rich I probably wouldn't even get a big house. A new one, sure, but not a big one.

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Cleo_II
06/07/20 4:18:22 PM
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Nah. But maybe Id get a personal chef.
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inloveanddeath0
06/07/20 4:58:23 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Nah. But maybe Id get a personal chef.
Geoffrey at your service

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MorbidFaithless
06/07/20 5:06:34 PM
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I don't think so. A cook and maid, though, could be neat.

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RedJackson
06/07/20 5:10:48 PM
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No, I'd probably end up hiring that person just to have them kick their shoes off and cook for them
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KaZooo
06/07/20 5:11:49 PM
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Someone that's Alfred/Niles/Geoffrey tier. An additional parent of sorts for my kids would be great.

That's an insanely tall order to ask of, though. Especially in today's society of opportunities and know-how. Even if you gave them very worthwhile compensation, it's still a life decision. They can easily stick around for only a year and figure out how to turn that money into something else. And this is if you can get past the whole initial trust factor.

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TreyFlowers
06/07/20 5:12:00 PM
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If I was filthy rich I wouldn't buy a mansion. I'd buy a penthouse apartment.

Giant houses are fucking stupid. Maybe a chef but not a butler/servant.

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DarthDemented
06/07/20 5:13:42 PM
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Im too damn use to doing shit for myself.

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smoke_break
06/07/20 5:18:18 PM
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I'd have a family of butlers like the Zoldyck Family.

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monkmith
06/07/20 5:19:42 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
only if she was a catgirl maid and gave unlimited blowies.
wouldn't that be extremely painful what with the barbed papillae on their tongue?

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WaterLink
06/07/20 5:21:25 PM
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A bang maid for sure
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MagnusX
06/07/20 5:29:06 PM
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Fuck no. I'd never want to own a house bigger than the two of us could maintain, and I enjoy cooking my own food. Probably hire someone to clean the walls and shit every year. Plus the idea of a servant seems so dehumanizing.
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