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SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:32:40 PM #1:	You sit in a chair and look at a wall. You don't talk to anyone, you don't sleep, you don't use your cell phone. You just look at the wall. This is for 50 hours a week. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940279748] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>You sit in a chair and look at a wall. You don't talk to anyone, you don't sleep, you don't use your cell phone. You just look at the wall. This is for 50 hours a week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 06/06/20 4:33:08 PM #2:	read a book? --- Team Coco <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:940279765] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>read a book? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 06/06/20 4:33:24 PM #3:	Sure. I'll get a side job while I'm at it. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:940279776] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote> Sure. I'll get a side job while I'm at it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 06/06/20 4:33:33 PM #4:	Sure. And I'd quit after a year. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:940279781] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Sure. And I'd quit after a year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 06/06/20 4:33:39 PM #5:	500k for getting really good at meditation? I'm sold. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:940279783] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>500k for getting really good at meditation? I'm sold. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:36:07 PM #6:	SauI_Goodman posted... read a book? no. sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... Sure. I'll get a side job while I'm at it. No loopholes. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940279908] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>read a book?</quote>no. sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... </cite> <quote>Sure. I'll get a side job while I'm at it.</quote>No loopholes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 06/06/20 4:36:56 PM #7:	how much blinking and rest for the eyes is allowed? either way I do it --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:940279940] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>how much blinking and rest for the eyes is allowed? either way I do it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 06/06/20 4:37:03 PM #8:	nah fuck that. --- Team Coco <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:940279941] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>nah fuck that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 06/06/20 4:37:08 PM #9:	like Just sit and look at a wall, nope --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdR2Iktffaw The day Capitalism was humiliated :) <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:940279947] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>like Just sit and look at a wall, nope </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 06/06/20 4:37:24 PM #10:	Literally no downside unless you make more than that already. Just do it until you can't take it any more, then quit. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:940279958] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Literally no downside unless you make more than that already. Just do it until you can't take it any more, then quit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 06/06/20 4:37:56 PM #11:	CommunismFTW posted... Sure. And I'd quit after a year. Maybe even try to get 2 years out of it. That's just too much money to pass up. It's worth the "boredom". --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:940279980] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>CommunismFTW posted...</cite> <quote>Sure. And I'd quit after a year. </quote> Maybe even try to get 2 years out of it. That's just too much money to pass up. It's worth the "boredom".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:38:03 PM #12:	berlyman101 posted... how much blinking and rest for the eyes is allowed? either way I do it Your normal rate of blinking. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940279987] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>how much blinking and rest for the eyes is allowed? either way I do it</quote>Your normal rate of blinking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 06/06/20 4:39:45 PM #13:	how often are you allowed to glance at something 3-dimensional? --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:940280030] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>how often are you allowed to glance at something 3-dimensional? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/06/20 4:39:49 PM #14:	So, the presidency? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:940280034] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>So, the presidency? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 06/06/20 4:39:56 PM #15:	Couldn't do it --- Brady will never receive a HOF vote. He has been blackballed for cheating. - DeadCellReborn <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:940280041] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't do it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 06/06/20 4:41:18 PM #16:	can i bring my laptop and use the wifi --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:940280092] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>can i bring my laptop and use the wifi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:41:27 PM #17:	berlyman101 posted... how often are you allowed to glance at something 3-dimensional? You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940280097] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>how often are you allowed to glance at something 3-dimensional?</quote>You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:41:41 PM #18:	pojr posted... can i bring my laptop and use the wifi Hell no. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940280107] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>pojr posted... </cite> <quote>can i bring my laptop and use the wifi</quote>Hell no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 06/06/20 4:41:58 PM #19:	CommunismFTW posted... Sure. And I'd quit after a year. You wouldn't last that long. <cite>Nacen posted [p:940280118] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>CommunismFTW posted... </cite> <quote>Sure. And I'd quit after a year.</quote>You wouldn't last that long. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sabram 06/06/20 4:43:06 PM #20:	SaltyWet posted... You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift. 50 hour weeks you better throw in a lunch break too --- Check out my YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/user/SaintSabram Switch Friend Code: SW-1661-1393-5330 PSN: Sabram <cite>Sabram posted [p:940280168] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift.</quote>50 hour weeks you better throw in a lunch break too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 06/06/20 4:43:08 PM #21:	Do I get an assistant? --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:940280169] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Do I get an assistant? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:43:40 PM #22:	Sabram posted... 50 hour weeks you better throw in a lunch break too You can bring lunch and eat it on your lap. Unsugarized_Foo posted... Do I get an assistant? No. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940280186] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Sabram posted... </cite> <quote>50 hour weeks you better throw in a lunch break too</quote>You can bring lunch and eat it on your lap. Unsugarized_Foo posted... </cite> <quote>Do I get an assistant?</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Diogeknees 06/06/20 4:44:01 PM #23:	hell yeah im gonna learn to astral project --- Also Hairistotle <cite>Diogeknees posted [p:940280206] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>hell yeah im gonna learn to astral project </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 06/06/20 4:44:18 PM #24:	What kind of wall? --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:940280215] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>What kind of wall? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:44:56 PM #25:	Unsugarized_Foo posted... What kind of wall? A bland one. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940280236] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Unsugarized_Foo posted... </cite> <quote>What kind of wall?</quote>A bland one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UltraDeku 06/06/20 4:45:31 PM #26:	Can we glance at a clock? --- Banana for scale https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/user_image/8/1/2/AAdZ4xAAAAMs.jpg <cite>UltraDeku posted [p:940280267] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Can we glance at a clock? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:46:16 PM #27:	UltraDeku posted... Can we glance at a clock? No. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940280293] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>UltraDeku posted... </cite> <quote>Can we glance at a clock?</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 06/06/20 4:47:24 PM #28:	What kind of chair? --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:940280351] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>What kind of chair? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdrianBeterson 06/06/20 4:48:21 PM #29:	No way, that sounds terrible. I would go insane. --- https://imgur.com/oaIIJxf <cite>AdrianBeterson posted [p:940280397] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>No way, that sounds terrible. I would go insane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 4:48:47 PM #30:	Unsugarized_Foo posted... What kind of chair? A very uncomfortable one. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940280411] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Unsugarized_Foo posted... </cite> <quote>What kind of chair?</quote>A very uncomfortable one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 06/06/20 4:52:57 PM #31:	SaltyWet posted... A very uncomfortable one. What?!? --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:940280575] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>A very uncomfortable one.</quote> What?!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 06/06/20 4:53:21 PM #32:	Can I get fired? --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:940280591] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Can I get fired? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 06/06/20 4:54:42 PM #33:	the american dream --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:940280648] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>the american dream </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Byakuren 06/06/20 5:00:15 PM #35:	Make it Mon-Fri 10 hour shifts and deal --- The Legend of Heroes series is the greatest RPG series of all time. Fight me. Official Take Rater <cite>Byakuren posted [p:940280830] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Make it Mon-Fri 10 hour shifts and deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 06/06/20 5:00:51 PM #36:	1NfamousACE_2 posted... Couldn't do it --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:940280846] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>1NfamousACE_2 posted... </cite> <quote>Couldn't do it</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 06/06/20 5:02:06 PM #37:	I can't move walk around the room, I have to sit in the chair? --- No matter where you go, there you are. <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:940280897] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>I can't move walk around the room, I have to sit in the chair? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 5:05:54 PM #38:	berlyman101 posted... What?!? What? Unsugarized_Foo posted... Can I get fired? Yeah, if you try to enjoy being at work. PMarth2002 posted... I can't move walk around the room, I have to sit in the chair? Yep. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940281022] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>What?!?</quote>What? Unsugarized_Foo posted... </cite> <quote>Can I get fired?</quote>Yeah, if you try to enjoy being at work. PMarth2002 posted... </cite> <quote>I can't move walk around the room, I have to sit in the chair?</quote>Yep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeantownHero 06/06/20 5:06:49 PM #39:	how comfy is the chair --- nothing is a greater tell of an awful human than using "social justice warrior" as a pejorative. without exception.- Bomani Jones <cite>BeantownHero posted [p:940281061] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>how comfy is the chair </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 06/06/20 5:08:30 PM #40:	Very important. Is there a surveillance camera? --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:940281108] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Very important. Is there a surveillance camera? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 06/06/20 5:11:08 PM #41:	SaltyWet posted... You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift. That would be illegal where I live on a 10 hour shift you are legally supposed to take an hour unpaid lunch and 2 15 min paid breaks. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:940281208] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift.</quote>That would be illegal where I live on a 10 hour shift you are legally supposed to take an hour unpaid lunch and 2 15 min paid breaks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 06/06/20 5:13:45 PM #42:	SaltyWet posted... Yeah, if you try to enjoy being at work. Sweet. That means I can tinder then --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:940281311] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, if you try to enjoy being at work.</quote> Sweet. That means I can tinder then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 06/06/20 5:14:50 PM #43:	How long lunch break do I get? How much paid vacation time do I get? What benefits come with this job? --- RIP Man Fan - https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/user_image/7/3/8/AADDtPAAAbxK.jpg TRUMP 2020 - Keep America Great - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #KAG #MAGA <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:940281341] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>How long lunch break do I get? How much paid vacation time do I get? What benefits come with this job? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 06/06/20 5:30:56 PM #44:	I don't think I could make it a day, if I'm awake I need something to keep me entertained. --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:940281944] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>I don't think I could make it a day, if I'm awake I need something to keep me entertained.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 5:55:05 PM #45:	BeantownHero posted... how comfy is the chair 2/10 yunalenne10 posted... Very important. Is there a surveillance camera? yes Unsugarized_Foo posted... Sweet. That means I can tinder then No. You cannot. Christian RULES posted... How long lunch break do I get? How much paid vacation time do I get? What benefits come with this job? You can take however long you want eating while seated and looking at the wall. Two weeks A lot. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940282839] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>BeantownHero posted... </cite> <quote>how comfy is the chair</quote>2/10 yunalenne10 posted... </cite> <quote>Very important. Is there a surveillance camera?</quote>yes Unsugarized_Foo posted... </cite> <quote>Sweet. That means I can tinder then</quote>No. You cannot. Christian RULES posted... </cite> <quote>How long lunch break do I get? How much paid vacation time do I get? What benefits come with this job?</quote>You can take however long you want eating while seated and looking at the wall. Two weeks A lot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 06/06/20 6:11:29 PM #46:	Nacen posted... You wouldn't last that long. I worked security 45/h week at a dead place for six months. I think I can do it. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:940283452] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Nacen posted... </cite> <quote>You wouldn't last that long.</quote> I worked security 45/h week at a dead place for six months. I think I can do it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 06/06/20 6:14:08 PM #47:	Id like to think I can suck it up and do it for a year because Id definitely be set for a good while with $500,000... but honestly Im not sure I could --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:940283548] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Id like to think I can suck it up and do it for a year because Id definitely be set for a good while with $500,000... but honestly Im not sure I could </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 06/06/20 6:16:51 PM #48:	No, it'd have to be atleast a million. Even then I dont know if I could. Feel like I'd start to go crazy within a month. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:940283641] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>No, it'd have to be atleast a million. Even then I dont know if I could. Feel like I'd start to go crazy within a month. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 06/06/20 6:17:04 PM #49:	40 hr weeks? breaks and lunches right? --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:940283653] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>40 hr weeks? breaks and lunches right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 6:18:02 PM #50:	dj1200 posted... 40 hr weeks? breaks and lunches right? Read through the whole topic. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940283685] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>dj1200 posted... </cite> <quote>40 hr weeks? breaks and lunches right?</quote>Read through the whole topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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