Current Events > Israel acknowledges the DIVINITY of Jesus Christ to SPITE Palestine! (REAL)

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Doe
06/05/20 12:34:08 AM
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https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1268235838208573440

Israel posted...
God: Jesus was a Palestinian.
Jesus: Hey Dad, remember when you gave that speech about Jewish values at my Bar Mitzvah?

This was in reply to popular Twitter account @TheTweetofGod, who presents themself as God Himself.
https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1268202965279494144

Is this THE END for the state of Israel?

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boxington
06/05/20 12:36:14 AM
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the first reply, and the gif response to it, made me laugh

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TreyFlowers
06/05/20 12:36:33 AM
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Fuck the state of Israel

I seen @MarshawnLynch rolling in his grave over this

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Ryuko_Chan
06/05/20 3:16:06 AM
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ok based

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Irony
06/05/20 3:17:41 AM
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Palestine and Israel both suck

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Doe
06/05/20 4:13:12 AM
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Irony posted...
Palestine and Israel both suck
Zero State Solution?

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Supernatural
06/05/20 4:47:29 AM
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Really Doe?

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iPhone_7
06/05/20 4:52:26 AM
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Doe posted...
Zero State Solution?
One state, ran by neither.

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Lorenzo_2003
06/05/20 4:56:15 AM
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Arguing about what Jesus looked like is kind of silly to me. We cant even be certain if he even existed. Seriously, good luck finding a reputable source that is not the Bible. But besides that, its not like there werent workers, slaves, merchants and various travelers from different regions who couldnt have affected Jesus family gene pool. We are supposed to presume he was a Palestine Jew based on the scriptures, which arent reliable and didnt shed much insight on most of his life or physical characteristics anyway.

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