Current Events > Have you ever hurt yourself while deeding?

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Frostmourne 05/26/20 1:00:37 PM #1:	Yes or No. Yes. No. Yes or No. - Results (4 votes) Yes. 100% (4 votes) 4 No. 0% (0 votes) 0 I did one time. I was deeding so fast that i pulled a muscle in my elbow. I was like htf did that happen? --- Frostmourne hungers. <cite>Frostmourne posted [p:939732967] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote> Yes or No. Yes. No. Vote View Results Yes or No. - Results (4 votes) Yes. 100% (4 votes) 4 No. 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form I did one time. I was deeding so fast that i pulled a muscle in my elbow. I was like htf did that happen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coh 05/26/20 1:01:28 PM #3:	My back aches when I do it. Probably because I'm hunched over on the toilet <cite>coh posted [p:939733011] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>My back aches when I do it. Probably because I'm hunched over on the toilet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BigTee66 05/26/20 1:02:30 PM #4:	I didnt use enough lube and pulled skin --- MSI Z170-A PRO LGA 1151 \| i5 6500 \| ASUS ROG GeForce GTX 1070 \| 8GB DDR4 x 2 \| EVGA 650W \| Inwin 703 Black \| Some starter build Steam: teeman92 <cite>BigTee66 posted [p:939733064] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>I didnt use enough lube and pulled skin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/26/20 1:02:47 PM #5:	Yeah. By using soap. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:939733077] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. By using soap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 05/26/20 1:05:11 PM #6:	When I was much younger and did it too often I would sometimes rub it raw, to the point where the top layer of skin came off in small patches. It burned like hell touching any of those areas. ~~Not enough to stop me from continuing to do it though.~~ --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:939733189] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>When I was much younger and did it too often I would sometimes rub it raw, to the point where the top layer of skin came off in small patches. It burned like hell touching any of those areas. Not enough to stop me from continuing to do it though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 05/26/20 1:05:39 PM #7:	When you chafe yourself raw :l Or when you do it too much and get a urethral tear and end up having visible traces of blood :'( --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:939733202] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>When you chafe yourself raw :l Or when you do it too much and get a urethral tear and end up having visible traces of blood :'( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drumpf 05/26/20 1:06:25 PM #8:	I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor --- Favorite game? Pong! <cite>Drumpf posted [p:939733232] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 05/26/20 1:07:21 PM #9:	gunplagirl posted... When you chafe yourself raw :l Or when you do it too much and get a urethral tear and end up having visible traces of blood :'( Damn girl. <__< --- I can't think of a new sig. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:939733273] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>When you chafe yourself raw :l Or when you do it too much and get a urethral tear and end up having visible traces of blood :'( </quote> Damn girl. <__<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 05/26/20 1:07:37 PM #10:	if you haven't, you haven't lived --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:939733285] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>if you haven't, you haven't lived </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeperMessiahXX 05/26/20 1:08:06 PM #11:	Apparently when I was younger I would squeeze too hard when I did, and while no friction problems popped up, apparently I irritated my urethra and it would burn when I peed. Or that's the best excuse the doctor could find for why my clearly virgin ass had that sensation when I pissed. --- Steve Rhoades >>> Jefferson D'Arcy Fight Me. <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:939733310] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Apparently when I was younger I would squeeze too hard when I did, and while no friction problems popped up, apparently I irritated my urethra and it would burn when I peed. Or that's the best excuse the doctor could find for why my clearly virgin ass had that sensation when I pissed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 05/26/20 1:08:12 PM #12:	It wasn't me but my friend hurt his neck when he was upside down deeding lmao, what a loser --- https://imgur.com/L6MQGtI https://imgur.com/HAj1Ocp https://imgur.com/Op6gMTg https://imgur.com/hNkY6mv <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:939733317] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>It wasn't me but my friend hurt his neck when he was upside down deeding lmao, what a loser</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/26/20 1:09:23 PM #13:	Drumpf posted... I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor I gotta move certain ways to get the last of my piss out. It's just part of getting old for some --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:939733372] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Drumpf posted... </cite> <quote>I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor</quote> I gotta move certain ways to get the last of my piss out. It's just part of getting old for some </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 05/26/20 1:10:14 PM #14:	I might have came too hard once or twice before --- Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land! <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:939733402] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>I might have came too hard once or twice before </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EricDraven59 05/26/20 1:10:45 PM #16:	Drumpf posted... I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor Are you 80 years old? Anyway you should go to the doctor <cite>EricDraven59 posted [p:939733424] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Drumpf posted... </cite> <quote>I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor</quote>Are you 80 years old? Anyway you should go to the doctor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 05/26/20 2:48:00 PM #17:	I fell off the bed once. --- Isn't Steppenwolf a rock band? I don't want rock and roll music in my superhero movies. The lore is ruined. <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:939738161] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>I fell off the bed once. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdrianBeterson 05/26/20 2:50:01 PM #18:	Drumpf posted... I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor You have non-infectious prostatitis. Essentially, your prostate and urethra are inflamed from jacking off. Hold off on jacking off/having sex for a week and you should be fine. --- https://imgur.com/oaIIJxf <cite>AdrianBeterson posted [p:939738265] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Drumpf posted... </cite> <quote>I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor</quote>You have non-infectious prostatitis. Essentially, your prostate and urethra are inflamed from jacking off. Hold off on jacking off/having sex for a week and you should be fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 05/26/20 2:51:02 PM #19:	Chaffing. --- I presume my time here in my darkblack dragondark steel-obliterating solitude has come to its end as well. http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:939738313] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Chaffing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Austin_Era_II 05/26/20 2:51:22 PM #21:	Does crying afterwards count? Emotional hurting is hurting. --- Currently gaming: Metal Gear Solid V MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:939738331] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Does crying afterwards count? Emotional hurting is hurting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/26/20 2:52:02 PM #22:	When my screen faded to black, and all I saw was a reflection of myself, dick in hand. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:939738368] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>When my screen faded to black, and all I saw was a reflection of myself, dick in hand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 05/26/20 2:54:23 PM #23:	Tore the skin when I tried to stretch it to get it in my mouth. It worked --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:939738476] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Tore the skin when I tried to stretch it to get it in my mouth. It worked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yemmy 05/26/20 2:54:55 PM #24:	Drumpf posted... I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor That actually happened to me after having really rough sex. It took months to go away. I thought I had some STD or something. Quit jackin it for a while and see if it gets better. --- p226 <cite>yemmy posted [p:939738495] in Have you e... [t:78721043]...</cite> <quote>Drumpf posted... </cite> <quote>I was jerking off recently and felt slight pain Now I'm having more dribbles after I urinate. Like my penis can't completely tighten the muscles to hold back urine It's very minor but if it continues I'm going to a doctor</quote> That actually happened to me after having really rough sex. It took months to go away. I thought I had some STD or something. Quit jackin it for a while and see if it gets better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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