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CosmicShadows
05/21/20 6:38:04 PM
#151:


This has been an interesting topic to read.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/21/20 6:38:42 PM
#152:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
What would you rate yourself?

Harpie is a 10/10

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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:39:06 PM
#153:


CosmicShadows posted...
This has been an interesting topic to read.
Lots of thirst. A fair bit of white-knighting.

Tons of weird jealousy lol.

Very interesting indeed. It's a fun time to be had by all.

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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:39:42 PM
#154:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Harpie is a 10/10
Ehhhhhhhhhhh.......

An honest rating would be more like a 6 or a 7, imo. She's not ugly, but a 10/10 is like an ideal knockout of a woman with no flaws and a perfect personality.

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Reis
05/21/20 6:39:54 PM
#155:


Harpie posted...
I have 10 messages per page lol

yikes

unfriended, reported, and blocked
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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:41:15 PM
#156:


Reis posted...
yikes

unfriended, reported, and blocked
Right? And some people would still rate her a 10/10 lmao

Ten. Messages. Per page. That's an automatic 2-point reduction.

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berlyman101
05/21/20 6:41:25 PM
#157:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
Ehhhhhhhhhhh.......

An honest rating would be more like a 6 or a 7, imo. She's not ugly, but a 10/10 is like an ideal knockout of a woman with no flaws and a perfect personality.

lol trying to neg on a message board

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Cleo_II
05/21/20 6:41:43 PM
#158:


I remember tiny chad! Make out with him then ghost him.
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AirFresh
05/21/20 6:42:15 PM
#159:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
Ten. Messages. Per page. That's an automatic 2-point reduction.
I'm going to have to agree here. What the fuck Harpie?

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Gobstoppers12
05/21/20 6:42:25 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
lol trying to neg on a message board
I don't know what you're saying to me, but it sounds kinda racist.

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Harpie
05/21/20 6:48:40 PM
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Reis posted...
yikes

unfriended, reported, and blocked
Reis please, its not what it looks like! I swear!!

Cleo_II posted...
I remember tiny chad! Make out with him then ghost him.
Hahaha YES

I dont remember who started calling him tiny chad, but its stuck now and I cant stop lmao

AirFresh posted...
I'm going to have to agree here. What the fuck Harpie?
Hey hey hey, be gentle! My phone is elderly and cant handle the raw power of 50 post pages

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AirFresh
05/21/20 6:50:59 PM
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Harpie posted...
Hey hey hey, be gentle! My phone is elderly and cant handle the raw power of 50 post pages
How tf can you not HANDLE GameFAQs. Maybe Tinychad is just too big for you.

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dameon_reaper
05/21/20 6:51:39 PM
#165:


>_> honestly, are you even sure he'll be good in bed just because he's ripped? Maybe it'll affect your self esteem to know you bagged someone who is super ripped but like..you want good sex too right?

Then again, I'm not sure of what you like but if you're in for vanilla, he just might give you that lol...but if he's saving himself for marriage, sounds like he's a virgin.
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AirFresh
05/21/20 6:56:43 PM
#166:


dameon_reaper posted...
>_> honestly, are you even sure he'll be good in bed just because he's ripped? Maybe it'll affect your self esteem to know you bagged someone who is super ripped but like..you want good sex too right?

Then again, I'm not sure of what you like but if you're in for vanilla, he just might give you that lol...but if he's saving himself for marriage, sounds like he's a virgin.
He's a fucking Christian. He'll be god awful

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dameon_reaper
05/21/20 6:59:35 PM
#167:


AirFresh posted...
He's a fucking Christian. He'll be god awful

Yeah, that was the first thought I had when I saw it. I mean, I know Christians and not all Christians are like that but he definitely seems like the 100% white bread Christian who will think a few positions might be good, especially if he REALLY is waiting for marriage.

Do you really want to have a one night stand with a virgin? It sounds like a lot of effort for not enough give. Honestly, I reserve this only for the whole 100% booty call and not for relationships and if you were looking for one, he's definitely not the right choice.

If you want to bone and he's the fastest way, sure but if you have to work for it? Dude, you're a fucking hottie, you barely have to do shit if you want to get boned. With those looks, you can probably find another easier.
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Tenlaar
05/21/20 7:00:44 PM
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TC, you seem like one of the more decent and respectful people here, so it's kind of curious to me that you would consider making memes about Jews escaping from basements and Holocaust jokes to only be "slightly" anti-Semitic and that you don't think that or the fact that he'd talk about "f***" behind their backs are deal breakers. I understand having low self-esteem but the person that you describe is not a good person and I didn't really take you for the type who would consider looking past that.
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ReggieBush09
05/21/20 7:07:02 PM
#169:


I wanna reach out and touch Beloved Harpester

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/21/20 7:12:57 PM
#170:


Alright she's a 9/10 because only my girlfriend is a 10/10

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Harpie
05/21/20 7:17:42 PM
#171:


kewldude475 posted...
That explains why you didn't just reply to his fire emojis with some laughing emojis, and then immediately block him and then find some other chad, you know, if one night stands with "chads" are your thing. If one night stands with them aren't your thing then idk why this would even be a question for you to have to ask and why you wouldn't just immediately block him lol.

I think you have the same mentality as you had 65 pounds ago is the thing. Shit, from the sound of it sounds like you have the mentality of someone 150 pounds heavier lol. Don't let this dude finesse you. Now, if he had never ghosted you to begin with I'd say go ahead and go for it, but since he ghosted you, don't reward him for that with a night with a thinner version of you with a one night stand lol
I agree with you 100%. I just needed you and others to slap some sense into me and be real. Sometimes its hard to see things objectively for what they are when Im in a situation like this. Especially when Im the one whos familiar with his good side and not you

It would be more of a hookup anyways. Hes not down for sex. Not that it matters since Im not pursuing him

AirFresh posted...
How tf can you not HANDLE GameFAQs. Maybe Tinychad is just too big for you.
My body isnt ready for gamefaqs ._.

dameon_reaper posted...
Yeah, that was the first thought I had when I saw it. I mean, I know Christians and not all Christians are like that but he definitely seems like the 100% white bread Christian who will think a few positions might be good, especially if he REALLY is waiting for marriage.

Do you really want to have a one night stand with a virgin? It sounds like a lot of effort for not enough give. Honestly, I reserve this only for the whole 100% booty call and not for relationships and if you were looking for one, he's definitely not the right choice.

If you want to bone and he's the fastest way, sure but if you have to work for it? Dude, you're a fucking hottie, you barely have to do shit if you want to get boned. With those looks, you can probably find another easier.
If we did anything at all, it likely would not go past third base. Not snatching any v cards on his watch lol

Youre right, I could at least have some standards for myself. Its hard to remember that Im allowed to have standards >.>

Tenlaar posted...
TC, you seem like one of the more decent and respectful people here, so it's kind of curious to me that you would consider making memes about Jews escaping from basements and Holocaust jokes to only be "slightly" anti-Semitic and that you don't think that or the fact that he'd talk about "f***" behind their backs are deal breakers. I understand having low self-esteem but the person that you describe is not a good person and I didn't really take you for the type who would consider looking past that.
The guy he calls a f** at work is supposedly okay with it, but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth when hes calling his friend that in front of his other gay coworkers. And even if they werent present, its still.. yuck

Im looking through rose tinted glasses. I have a lot more context on the type of person he is, which is why I was making excuses. I know hes otherwise a genuinely nice and really funny guy, so it was hard to look at things objectively

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Harpie
05/21/20 7:20:00 PM
#172:


ReggieBush09 posted...
I wanna reach out and touch Beloved Harpester


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Alright she's a 9/10 because only my girlfriend is a 10/10
okay this is cute

you guys need to get married already

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dameon_reaper
05/21/20 7:21:04 PM
#173:


Harpie posted...
Youre right, I could at least have some standards for myself. Its hard to remember that Im allowed to have standards >.>

Its hard for a lot of people, I think. Sometimes we think so very little of ourselves and when someone 'pretty' comes along, you start to think that they can do whatever they want and get away with it because you're afraid that they'll go away. I don't know how its about you but it was like that with me at one point.
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AirFresh
05/21/20 7:23:22 PM
#175:


@Crono99 give Harps some moderation dating advive

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Villain
05/21/20 7:32:49 PM
#177:


Crono99 posted...
That's like asking a car mechanic for cooking advice

or asking a failed casino owner to run for president

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JimmyFraska
05/21/20 7:39:11 PM
#178:


He sounds like a good guy honestly. CE will say otherwise.

(except for the anti semite thing, but everyone's got something, maybe he's just stupid on that subject)
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ShadowKirby17
05/21/20 7:50:53 PM
#179:


I say go for it.

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ReggieBush09
05/21/20 7:52:33 PM
#180:


Harpie on her way we love to see it

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ncsonic
05/21/20 7:53:07 PM
#181:


Theres nothing wrong with sex no strings attached, good for you for being honest most girls act like prudes

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05/21/20 7:53:10 PM
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Ivany2008
05/21/20 7:57:45 PM
#183:


Maybe I'm new to this concept.... but how does a hookup not include sex? I thought that was the definition of a "hook-up". Hang out might be the better definition. But if a guy has a body like that and is still isn't interested in casual sex then there is either something wrong with him mentally, or he's micro.
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B-Factor
05/21/20 8:06:31 PM
#184:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
>Manlet
>Works out a lot obviously to compensate for height
>Claims to be a devout Christian but is a hypocrite
>Antisemitic

Seriously, this isn't Chad at all lol

The only not-Chad thing there is being short. Chads are often meathead dudebros, nothing says they can't be bigots, in fact they often are.
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ShadowKirby17
05/21/20 8:39:28 PM
#185:


Ivany2008 posted...
Maybe I'm new to this concept.... but how does a hookup not include sex? I thought that was the definition of a "hook-up". Hang out might be the better definition. But if a guy has a body like that and is still isn't interested in casual sex then there is either something wrong with him mentally, or he's micro.
Not necessarily. I know a few people who genuinely have no interest in being intimate with anyone. I commend them because sex is this big deal to a lot of people to the point of obsession, and for someone to not care for it just means it's one less distraction you have to worry about.
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AlabamaLove
05/21/20 8:44:29 PM
#186:


@Harpie I got it.
Let him give you head and when it's your turn, tell him his dick isn't kosher and skidaddle.

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Anteaterking
05/21/20 8:51:34 PM
#187:


Ivany2008 posted...
Maybe I'm new to this concept.... but how does a hookup not include sex? I thought that was the definition of a "hook-up". Hang out might be the better definition. But if a guy has a body like that and is still isn't interested in casual sex then there is either something wrong with him mentally, or he's micro.

I think heavy making out would still fall under the category of hooking up.

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teepan95
05/21/20 10:14:18 PM
#188:


Harpie posted...
Its hard to remember that Im allowed to have standards >.>

Honestly I'm in the same boat. Don't make the mistakes I've made.

As for my other post, don't take it the wrong way but you're definitely better-looking than you think you are! :)
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jalawa_aloo
05/21/20 10:27:32 PM
#189:


Harpie posted...
Lmao I bet. There are so many of you guys out there, afraid to leave the closet
Now that you know about us, you're welcome to throw people like us a bone :P

if not, then that's fine too. Not meaning to be creepy, just shooting my shot :D

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WallStreetWolf
05/21/20 10:34:01 PM
#190:


Good looks and major conflicting beliefs are never enough to get some action. Go after someone that you actually get along with. It's not exactly hard to find people

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WallStreetWolf
05/21/20 10:36:42 PM
#191:


Also there are no excuses for using the word f**. Ever. I don't need to know his "good" side to know he's probably a trash person

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WallStreetWolf
05/21/20 10:44:05 PM
#192:


Also, I sent you a DM like a year ago or something when you probably were overweight (all I remember is finding you attractive and interested in something you said on the sex board), so fuck (not literally) anyone that only decides to look at you because you are more beautiful now

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Reis
05/21/20 10:45:06 PM
#193:


yikes @ triple post
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WaterLink
05/21/20 10:46:29 PM
#194:


WallStreetWolf posted...
Also, I sent you a DM like a year ago or something when you probably were overweight (all I remember is finding you attractive and interested in something you said on the sex board), so fuck (not literally) anyone that only decides to look at you because you are more beautiful now

And finally he gets to the root of it lmao
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WallStreetWolf
05/21/20 10:46:30 PM
#195:


Yeah I have a bad habit of thinking about more I want to say after posting

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So_Hajile
05/21/20 10:50:06 PM
#196:


BettyWhite posted...
You need a good, husky atheist CEmen.

Those fellas bring the heat.
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EnragedSlith
05/21/20 10:54:30 PM
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Tyranthraxus
05/21/20 10:57:22 PM
#199:


EnragedSlith posted...

This is like when you set all the character creation sliders to one extreme

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WallStreetWolf
05/21/20 10:58:20 PM
#200:


Tyranthraxus posted...
This is like when you set all the character creation sliders to one extreme

It looks like a created WWE wrestler gone wrong

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EnragedSlith
05/21/20 11:10:29 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...


This is like when you set all the character creation sliders to one extreme

ftfy


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