Current Events > I never wear a mask. I still don't have the coronavirus.

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Pepys Monster
05/07/20 8:33:50 PM
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In fact, I go somewhere just about every day, whether it's for a run, to the grocery store, or to buy home improvement supplies. I do keep distance from people when possible, and wash my hands.

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DoubleDare
05/07/20 8:34:25 PM
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What state you live in?

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R1masher
05/07/20 8:34:43 PM
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I wear a dead skin mask

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I Like Toast
05/07/20 8:34:53 PM
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So you're a self centered fuckbag. Tagged for future reference

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Pepys Monster
05/07/20 8:36:20 PM
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DoubleDare posted...
What state you live in?
Don't worry about it.

I Like Toast posted...
So you're a self centered fuckbag. Tagged for future reference
I live alone, and I'm not sick.

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Accolon
05/07/20 8:37:37 PM
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The mask isn't to protect you, it's to protect everyone else from you.

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realnifty1
05/07/20 8:37:59 PM
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The *clap* mask *clap* is *clap* not *clap* to *clap* protect *clap* you!
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Conker
05/07/20 8:41:57 PM
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If all or most others around where you go are wearing masks, then they're likely doing the prevention for you on top of anything else such as the distance.

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Sewage
05/07/20 8:44:45 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not sick.

So you regularly get tested? That's nice, you must be pretty rich. That's pretty selfish though, despite what Trump says we don't have enough tests, you shouldn't use them all up. Oh wait, you're stuck back in February and aren't aware that you are contagious before symptoms start to show, you must not even know you can have zero symptoms the entire time younare infected and still spread it to others who may not be so lucky.

If seatbelts came out today, you would come here to brag about never wearing one and talking about how you've never flown through your windshield during a crash.
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kingdrake2
05/07/20 8:46:36 PM
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everyone could've been sick all the way back from December without knowing it.
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Pepys Monster
05/07/20 8:48:03 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
everyone could've been sick all the way back from December without knowing it.
Please explain.

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Caroniver
05/07/20 8:50:04 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I still don't have the Coronavirus

You don't know. It's got a long incubation period. You could be sick right now and infecting others every time you go out.

Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not sick

You can't be sure.

Anyway, I don't know how so many people are this stupid: The mask isn't to protect you. You're still breathing the air around you. The mask is to stop you from giving the virus to anyone else.

And again: You don't know whether or not you have it unless you literally just got tested. So put on your fucking mask. It's not gonna kill you.
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Frizzurd
05/07/20 8:51:00 PM
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I have had a lot of unprotected sex, but I don't have an STD. dur hur hur

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dave_is_slick
05/07/20 9:06:19 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Don't worry about it.
Fuck that. What state?

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Flockaveli
05/07/20 9:13:31 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Fuck that. What state?
Bumfuck nowhere. This guy makes like $30k a year but is middle class.

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DevsBro
05/07/20 9:15:26 PM
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realnifty1 posted...
The *clap* mask *clap* is *clap* not *clap* to *clap* protect *clap* you!
What is this supposed to mean? Is it supposed to sound like a sports cheer?

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Smashingpmkns
05/07/20 9:16:10 PM
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Seems like a dumb thing to troll about
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kingdrake2
05/07/20 9:16:55 PM
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DevsBro posted...
sports cheer?


sounds like STD.... gonorrhea.
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Caroniver
05/07/20 11:49:36 PM
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DevsBro posted...
What is this supposed to mean? Is it supposed to sound like a sports cheer?
It's something that sounds good in person but looks completely dreadful in text, and somehow people still don't get that.

It's supposed to simulate clapping on every word/syllable while you talk. A lot of people do it to be louder and emphasize their point. In text it looks like the claps are in-between words, and it ruins the effect.

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DevsBro
05/07/20 11:54:37 PM
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Caroniver posted...
It's something that sounds good in person but looks completely dreadful in text, and somehow people still don't get that.

It's supposed to simulate clapping on every word/syllable while you talk. A lot of people do it to be louder and emphasize their point. In text it looks like the claps are in-between words, and it ruins the effect.
I just double-checked to be sure and yep, sure enough, there aren't enough claps.

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Irony
05/07/20 11:55:16 PM
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TC is actually a neet so don't let him fool you

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mach25687
05/08/20 12:02:56 AM
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Sewage posted...
So you regularly get tested? That's nice, you must be pretty rich. That's pretty selfish though, despite what Trump says we don't have enough tests, you shouldn't use them all up. Oh wait, you're stuck back in February and aren't aware that you are contagious before symptoms start to show, you must not even know you can have zero symptoms the entire time younare infected and still spread it to others who may not be so lucky.

If seatbelts came out today, you would come here to brag about never wearing one and talking about how you've never flown through your windshield during a crash.
You're awesome.

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hockeybub89
05/08/20 12:05:03 AM
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JBaLLEN66
05/08/20 12:07:22 AM
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same and Ive been to the gym everyday

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muchdran
05/08/20 12:11:46 AM
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Fuck I live in a small town, I wear a mask and gloves. Use hand sanitizer, wash my hands frequently. I don't give a fuck. Just because I dont think I have it doesn't mean anything.

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